WOOF GOES THE WEASEL.....

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Well, here we are once again...

A couple of days away: a walk in the woods, some good birds (including the joyful sound of woodpeckers drummin), QPR vs The Saints at St Marys, the family, beer, - basically all the ingredients of a good wahey day weekend...


Before I got away, I saw the stars in Nothing Hill.

The Nothing Hill Arts Club is a pretty shoddy venue that hs a profile way above it's quality. Yes boss, we're talking expensive bottled beer, smoking outside, ID required, pissey acoustics and a wank man in the toilets who can't wait to wash your hands with his selection of posh juices...

Of course the place was rammed...

Yes boss, we're talking a fuller than full house, where even the guest list have to queue!!

Well shit, I'd had a frustrating day on Dreamweaver (WANTED: WEB DESIGNER - URGENT!!!) and 3 quick cans on the tube on the way in, and wasn't in the mood for any kind of a half hour wait, but thanks to the ever wonderful Eugene Machine being righteousely placed at the front of the queue, I was saved any potential boil over...


The gig itself was fine. Not the stars at their very best, but all things considered (first gig for 2 months, drummer only half cured form deadly disease, crap acoustics, crap supporting bands) they were still very much ahead of the rest of the galaxy...

You can look forward to many more stars gigs this forthcoming, including many outside 'a London, so for those of you left in the cold of Nothing Hill - FEAR NOT!! The next stop is Newcastle, so all you Geordies stop worshiping false prophets like Keagan and start worshipping Jupiter...


Oh, and with regards to the large fire that comsumed Camden Market: I'd like to confirm that I was out of London and have a whole bunch of very strong alibi's to confirm this as being the case...

Therefore, though I had the motive, and love a good fire - it weren't bastard well me..


AHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Currently listening : Go Plastic By Squarepusher Release date: By 26 June, 2001

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	KvKvG	let Camden Market burn, and make sure it never returns. If i had my way, (which one day i will) the area will be occupied by a small plantation consisting of palm trees and large population of komodo dragons. Any band or NME whore who tries to create a 'scene' in that area can be subjected to thier deadly bite. The Komodo Dragon seldom kills its prey imediatly. Its siliva is a juice of concentrated bacteria which will slowly desiese and kill your body over a few days. The komodo dragon is willing to follow its victim for up to 60km watching it die slowly before feeding on its carcass. In the meantime, the komodo dragons should be fed on a diet of noel fielding and the 15 year old whores that he likes to fuck. Posted by KvKvG on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 02:35 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I think the whole idea that Camden is anything other than fake is absurd. In fact it pretty much epitomises everything that's wrong with alt.culture and try as I might to have some sympathy for the stall holders etc, I simply don't care... I mean surely the burning of a pub described by Razorlight as 'their dressing room' can only be a good thing??? Oh and My Official Artist appears to be some kind of soothsayer/guru - she suggested it should be englufed in fire a few months back... http://paulgiovanni.blogspot.com/2007/11/save-camden.html Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 02:47 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	R	I predict a plague of locusts in Shoreditch... Posted by R on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 23:49 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	CAN WE HAVE A PLAGUE OF FROGS ON FISH ISLAND PLEASE???!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:05 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	R	Posted by R on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:26 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	One of my old friends has come to help me out here on Fish Island... (Yes he does carry a match (NO HE DIDN'T START THAT FIRE EITHER) (And yes he does wear an earing) I'm currently discussing personal terms and ascertaining exactly what Robin can offer the PGC... MORE DETAILS WILL FOLLOW... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:47 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	R	WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? Posted by R on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:56 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	IT'S ROBIN!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:58 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	R	ROBIN NEEDS TO MOISTURISE!!! Posted by R on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 01:01 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	With all due respect, Robin doesn't take advice from someone wearing a pink frilly fluff ruff.... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 01:06 [Remove]

	R	Posted by R on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:31 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	R	Woohoo the end is nigh. Posted by R on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 00:33 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	I know exactly what KvKvG is saying about those Komodo Dragons. I was watching this show on the Discovery Channel one time and they showed this pack of Komodos relentlessly pursue a herd of elephants for like two weeks before one of the monstrous pachyderms finally succumbed to the deadly lizard saliva. In the feeding frenzy that ensued, the Dragons successfully defended their prey from not only a pride of hungry lions but also a combined force of baboons and hyenas bent on eating sweet elephant flesh. Sensing no danger from the ivory poachers, they ignored the humans and continued to feast. But when a thirty foot iguanadon wanted some meat, the Komodo Dragons once again had to fight for their food. They ended up defeating the iguanadon and they ate it too. The bones were carried away to a museum in Capetown where they can still be seen today. Just pay your $5 admission fee and you're in. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 03:20 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	They sound truly fearsome....! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 03:22 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	Oh you don't know the half of it, PGPoundSign. Did you know that the Komodo Dragon is the only prehistoriclike lizard left on earth that doesn't have anything better to do than hunt it's prey mercilessly? I mean, you'll see a lot of lizards lying around in the sun trying to get a tan, but not the Komodo Dragon. Uh uh. He's got better things to do like eat stuff. Komodo Dragons are always hungry. There main diet consists mainly of caterpillers and worms and stuff that they dig up out of the ground with their fanglike tusks. But every once in a while they like to spice up their diet with a small herd of sheep or a couple of cows. And the farmers can't do anything about it 'cause the dragons are an endangered species and It's illegal to shoot one. Just be glad there's no Komodos on Fish Island, fella. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 04:24 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	My oh my oh my.... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:28 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	Oh you scoff now, but just wait until those killer komodos kut loose with their klicky klaws and spitty lizard tongues! You'll see then, mister. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:59 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	If they try it on with me, I'll PUFF THE FUCK UP AND POISON THEM!!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:20 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Christopher Nosnibor	Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group. Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 10:10 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	TOM!!! SORT OUT YOUR BASTARD WEBSITE!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 11:29 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	By the way, I was thinking that maybe you could've called this blog "Woof Goes the Tweeter" instead. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:03 [Remove] [Reply to this]

: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I could have called many things better than I did: Woof goes the boozer.. Woof goes the cliche.. would have both been much better... Shit, I had a hard weekends relaxation. My brain was taking a long while to engage... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:14 [Remove] [Reply to this]

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