Current mood: PICKING THE FUTURE
Category: PICKING THE FUTURE Jobs, Work, Careers
Well, as if I didn't have enough to do, this morning I was reading a publication called 'Recruit' to see if there were any FULL TIME PAYING jobs that tickled my Terrance.
Now, the chances of the answer to this being a resounding YES, were of course very slim indeed - but it's happenned in the past and you never know what the future might hold....
So, I flicked the cover open and it landed on Page 5 and I was immediately enraptured:
Pick the right
Locksmith Course
Train with the UK LOCKSMITHS ASSOCIATION (UKLA) and get the skills and support you need to become a Locksmith.
WOW!!!
Now, I don't know about you, but the job of the Locksmith has always fascinated me.
For one, I've never understood if Locksmiths are in fact the same people as burgulars...
I mean if you want to rob houses or commercial properties, surely the best thing to do is to take the 3 day Locksmithing course, as offered by the UK Locksmiths Association...???
Then, by day you can make a fucking fortune on the legit job, and in the evenings you can go out and use your skills to rob and steal another fortune!!
Yes boss, by being both, you can eliminate the need for half-bricks, crowbars and skulking around in dark clothes and black leather gloves:
To rob a house, simply turn up in your work outfit and get to work, and if anyone stops and asks you what the fuck you think you are doing??? You can either claim you're on the job and point to your van, or (if you're using your private car) say you work for Mi5 or the CIA and flash some crappy homemade ID....
In these no-community ravaged times, no-one will fuck with you!!!!
LOADS 'A FUCKING MONEY!!!! AND YOU CAN WORK WHEN YOU LIKE...
I'm right onto it!!
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Under Lock and Key
By Dokken
Release date: By 25 October, 1990 |
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