MY CHARITABLE WORK....

Current mood: DOING MY BIT....
Category: DOING MY BIT.... Jobs, Work, Careers

Like any public figure, my charitable work is very important to me.

Yes boss, there's nothing I like doing more than charitable work...

Except:

Eating, drinking, sleeping, wanking, listening to music, playing music, building computers, reading, writing, discussing and solving worldly important issues..

I like to attend celebrity parties, listen to Bono Vox, read Bono Vox's books, take drugs, walk in the countryside, walk in the city, wank in the countryside, walk on the moon, work on the moon, walk on cycling, watch cycling, cycle ringing watching (the rinse cycle in particular)

watching cricket, watching bowling, watching snooker, watching rugby, watching darts, watching birds, watching TV...

RA!!

doing housework, looking at tall buildings, thinking about jumping off tall buildings, and building tall buildings (beyond me)...

I watch football, play football, swim, horse ride, be ridden by horses, have sex with anyone - anywhere..

The there's spending money, borrowing money, polishing my shoes, polishing my brasses, collecting fish, smoking, gardening, keeping the greens, occupying buildings, burning stuff, being burnt...

shoplifting, playing games with store detectives, talking to The Police, playing chess, recieving massages, recieving messages, running, drinking more, climbing trees, helping old ladies cross the road (is that tax deduct-able??), buying U2 records, attending gallery openings, drinking the free booze, throwing glasses off bridges, wearing glasses, considering my greatness, reading newspapers, reading newspapers on trains, drinking, repeating myself and

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	R	How on earth do you fit it all in?????? Posted by R on Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 01:22 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I multi-task... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 01:28 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Stacey J	U2 always allows me to multitask while I wank in the countryside too. We so should wank together sometime. Posted by Stacey J on Monday, February 18, 2008 at 19:08 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	How are you set for 11am this Friday..?? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 18, 2008 at 20:01 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	(That's 11am GMT) Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 18, 2008 at 20:16 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	graham	It's no wonder you have no time for full-time work. I suspect you'll be doing your best to fail your job interview tomorrow. When they ask you to describe yourself, just read them the above list. That should do the trick. Posted by graham on Monday, February 18, 2008 at 21:11 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Of course I told them my charitable work was VERY VERY important to me and if the job got in the way of it, I'd be forced to resign... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 18, 2008 at 22:44 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	eliza	i see we have much in common... i don't understand when they say "more is less"... i think more is richer anyways. and all can be simplier... but not in this life. Posted by eliza on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 15:56 [Remove] [Reply to this]

: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Damn right! More is definately more - or else it would be called less. I reckon the folk who say otherwise are making excuses for themselves... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 16:58 [Remove] [Reply to this]