Tuesday 12 February 2008

STARRING IN 2008....


Current mood: QUINTESSENTIAL...
Category: QUINTESSENTIAL... Music



Horton Jupiter: "I HATE MUSIC JOURNALISTS!!!"
PG£: 'OH YEAH..I HATE THEM TOO!! THEY'RE ALL ABSOLUTE CUNTS!"
HJ: "They only want coke and money - that, and to say they were there ahead of the game - that they saw the music before anyone else!!!."
PG£: 'YEAH!!! FUCKING WANKERS!!'



It can't be far off a year ago since I first saw they came from the stars i saw them play a gig.

Yes boss, time flies, but my memory hasn't..


THE GIG

It was a tricky night in Shepherds Bush....

At the time, I was hawking myself around and about a number of bands and acts, looking for those that really captured my imagination - those who I could follow around like a desperate and lost dog, as they rose onwards and upwards into the stratosphere...

Well, that night in Shepherds Bush I found just such an act...

Yes boss, it was obvious the band had consumate class, even though the gig itself was close to a complete disaster: The electronics didn't work, the set become disjointed, the crowd disinterested and the show ended early when Dan stormed off the stage throwing his bass down to leave an almighty(and very pleasant) HUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!


But I was enraptured...

THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED!! I thought, A band with proper chaos and passion. A band who aren't afraid of a little white colour drama LIVE on stage. A band WHO CAN CLEARLY PLAY!!! A band with a philosophy of peculiarity, that makes joyous, complete and perfect sense!!!


So, I set about following 'the stars'...

I turned up at the LP photo shoot...

Things got out of hand: One minute I was the picture of journalistic, reflective, calm and abstraction, the next I was dressed as an all in white Hari Krishna and stood next to a semi-naked woman in the corner of the sleeve...



Then there was the video...

Tell me this...

What other band can make a pop video this good on a budget smaller than most pop video directors spend on the chair with their name on???

And what other band, can get Kevin Rowland (formerly of
Dexys Midnight Runners) & Sean Booth of Autechre in as guest stars in that self same video???



Yes boss, my initial appraisal of this band was bang on and having now seen them play a further 7 or 8 times and got to know and understand them a little more, it's no surprise to me that 2008 see's a fresh momentum going on with
they came from the stars i saw them....

There's an up-and-coming record label, publicists, management, a booking agent, a worldwide distributor. There's a European tour, an unofficial minister of information, and most importantly 2 of the best albums of recent times neatly placed in the glass fronted cupboard...

Yes, this year the Kite is set to fly and it's rumoured that none other than one 'Lionel Richie' is to be holding it's special guest strings...


So, first up on the stars world domination plan is this gig in the rather swanky environs of Notting Hill Arts Club.

Yes boss, this Friday sees somekind of a LIVE showcase for the worldwide distributor Pinnacle.

Basically, the place'll be packed full of Team Stars, the glorious hangers on, the groupies, the fans, the curious, the educated, the bizz, as well as the posh and beautiful euro socialite young women of Notting Hill - all looking about to see this fine band. (Shit, even Mrs Giovanni's coming along and SHE NEVER EVER COMES OUT!!!!!)

So, if you're in London and sane, you'd better make damn sure you come along...!






(Oh, and just to be clear: I'm always ahead of the game, this year I'll make a lot of money, and I'll be damned with 50 million tonnes of concrete, if I don't end up spending absolutely all of it on coke!!!)


Currently listening :
They Came from The Stars I Saw Them vs Reality
By They Came from the Stars I Saw Them Vs. Reality
Release date: By 18 September, 2007

15:23 - 22 Comments - 10 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

Ren

Ahaaaaaaaaa....)))

Posted by Ren on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:19
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I think you should fly down from Manchester or wherever the fuck it is you live, for this event...

IN FACT, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:27
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Ren

Alright then!!!

Posted by Ren on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:29
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

You can stay in The Official Spare Room to Paul Giovanni £rd - it has a tree and a stuffed duck....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:34
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La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity

word to the wise: Don't leave any spare change lying around casa giovanna...and watch your stuff, it might disappear!

Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 18:10
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I put it to Mrs G that she intentionally and with malice of forethought shived 50p of your money down the side of the sofa and hid your memeory card reader - she denies everything....

Should I interogate her further???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 18:25
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La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity

STOP BLAMING THIS ON MRS. G. SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

IT WAS Y-O-U, PG!!! YOU!

Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 18:28
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!!! THIS SLANDER HAS TO STOP!!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 18:30
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KvKvG

i still havent worked out which person in the video is sean booth, but im seeing auetechre in a month or so, i intend to wave my fist and ask him. im hoping its the dude playing with the cylinder phallis thang...

Posted by KvKvG on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:54
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Sadly Mr Booth isn't the guy with the Golden Phallus - that's the world famous woodsman John Holmes - he played with the stars for a number of years and has other stuff on the go here...

Mr Booth has a very minor role and he's not dressed in white...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 00:52
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Ren

Okay.....but if I feel scared in the night can I get in with you and Mrs Giovanni???

Posted by Ren on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:46
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'll need to consult my Lawyer - I'll get back to you...

But in all honesty, I think you'll be fine. The Chairs Of Pop Power also sit in that room and they offer the kind of saintly glow that'll scare off any kind of bad vibes...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 23:55
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Ren

Mmmm, the mighty (maximum) force of the COPP will shield any spare-room guests from the diabolical influence of Trevor and the zombie duck...

Posted by Ren on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 00:44
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Trevor is your friend - in fact it'll be his job to protect all PG£ staff on Friday night...

Derek The Duck is harmless: He's dead - he can't even fly....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 00:48
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Treacle

I want to go.bah

Posted by Treacle on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 00:27
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'd send the PG£ Private Jet, but there's a bird stuck in the engine...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 00:38
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dimpletrunk

dead birds are always worth a laugh. a giggle.and a snort. thanks.

Posted by dimpletrunk on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 16:02
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

DEAD BIRDS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 16:06
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Time Traveller

I'm just jealous!

Posted by Time Traveller on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 04:30
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

The world tour is around the next corner...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 11:13
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simon

I may have to join you having unpronounceable beers and cocktails in Notting Hill if I can persuade the purple one to come along with me....

Posted by simon on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 at 18:22
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Yes...

EVERYONE MUST GO!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 at 18:30
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