Saturday, 2 February 2008

ALL YOU DEEP AND COMPLICATED TYPES...


Current mood: TOO BUSY FOR GOD..
Category: TOO BUSY FOR GOD.. Music



I'd quite like to know if this myspazz represents some kind of crackpot tribe of loonies or holds the answer to all mine and the worlds problems...?!?



So, does anyone fancy examining and analysing it for me and all the readers of The Futureproof Music (and general spiritual theory) Blog???

You know I'd do it myself, but I no longer have the concentration span and have been invited to go and take drugs with they came from the stars I saw them and a bunch of abandonned Morrissey fans (The King cancelled his remaining London gigs due to a sore throat)

I also have to go collect a printer, watch a German comedian, clean the flat and write a whole host of serious and intensely clever music reviews...

Then, I need to read 200 books, talk to my pet worms, feed Trevor, sing to the plants, guard Fort Giovanna against Baillifs, annoy Mrs Giovanni, make a million pounds (by Friday at the latest) and resist serious and stable work AT ALL COSTS!!!!

Thanks in advance...))


Currently listening :
They Came from The Stars I Saw Them vs Reality
By They Came from the Stars I Saw Them Vs. Reality
Release date: By 18 September, 2007

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(not a groupie)

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Posted by (not a groupie) on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:20
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(not a groupie)

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Posted by (not a groupie) on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:20
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I like your previous posting - I think it may contain deep elemental truths...

I'll get my assistant to translate it...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:26
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(not a groupie)

if loonie means thinking this:
..
is hot,
then yes, i am

Posted by (not a groupie) on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:22
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

YOU NEED HELP!!!!

(PS) Did you hear about the gig they played here in East London last week. They played a small free one in which they performed the whole of the new LP..

I missed it...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:28
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(not a groupie)

of course, and not only new ones but oldies too!

Posted by (not a groupie) on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 19:11
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tiffany the lass à la piratepods

it holds the loonies and answers ... you just need to know where to look.
both groups are great entertainment.
how long do you think this myspace craze will last ?
i know my kids HATE it (or at least hate it when their mummy is on it).
paloma's, too.
their generation might not be into it (because of their parent's abuse and addiction).
the queen suggested they start a support group.

Posted by tiffany the lass à la piratepods on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:25
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I think myspace is becoming entirely populated by freaks...

All the sensible and clever people have fucked off to F*(^£book leaving all the masochistic weirdos who like to use badly organised and rather shoddy websites to rot here in Toms amoral and pestilent grotto...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 17:48
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Christopher Nosnibor

No, that's just a myth being propagated by Facebook and of course, everyone believes it and migrates. We live in a world where everyone drinks carling simply because they MUST 'belong.' The truth remains that Facebook is for cunts who wish to lead 'aspirational' lifestyles while thinking 'Heat' is a stimulating read...

Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 18:59
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I see what you're saying - but when I say freaks, I mean it as a compliment...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 19:04
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La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity

i have a F***book account, but like i have said before, don't know quite what to do with it. it does not seem to have any value to me. though, i am getting a lot of peer pressure to give up on myspace and join in on all the fun at F***book.

..i am a myspace whore. my children will grow up and need therapy for "Adult Children of Myspace Addicts" syndrom...

Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 21:11
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

I migrated over here from Yahoo Groups in September. When I was looking for my new virtual home I figured Facebook was for snooty who's-who types. That's the way it struck me. Kind of just a virtual dog and pony show. A place for phonies. I mean, look at how they describe themselves, right on their front page - "Facebook is a social utility that connects
you with the people around you." How clinically unexciting. Makes me feel like I'm some kind of leper or something. MySpace, on the other hand, is "a place for friends." Much more inviting, friendly, and nice. That lower case font they use does it every time. Plus, MySpace is just better. Except when Tom gives you the boot, but that's a whole different story.

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 04:10
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

'Kind of a virtual dog and pony show...'

HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

And you know what?? Everyone I know that uses Facebook always apologises and says 'they don't know why they use it..'

Shit, if I didn't know why I was using something I'd stop there and then...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 11:04
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

I will refrain replying to this.

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 17:27
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Christopher Nosnibor

Oh in THAT case... getcha freak on! Yeah, I dig the MySpace crowd, man.

Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 20:20
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tiffany the lass à la piratepods

i'm staying right here ... where i belong.

Posted by tiffany the lass à la piratepods on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 20:53
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stEvil

i think there's some interesting things to think about in regards myspace... i've been approached by the sociology dept at my uni to follow up on some stuff i did last semester on "the entrepreneurial hyppereal self" in the form of an honours thesis, so i suppose i'll have some more answers for you in eighteen months time, if you're still keen then (short attention span not withstanding)... so not entirely spiritual, mind you (tho if pressed i could be drawn on the wider internet as collective conscious)...

Posted by stEvil on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 23:00
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

GODAMNNN YOU ACADEMICS!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 23:59
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Wendy

In Myspace...everybody hears you scream.

(Btw...my 16yr old workaholic of a son who tends to hog the pc from around 4.30pm til 11ish [even tho we all chipped in for a {GOOD((But not yet on tinternet))}lap-top at Christmas] started off on Bebo cos it weren't cool to be seen on the same networking site as parents...progressed to F***book and eventually came to the conclusion that "Myspace is actually ok actually". HA! One-nil!

Also I heard recently that F***book only aquired about 8% of the social networking clientelle over the Festive season compared with about 79% for Myspacers. HA! [This however does pose the eternal question, oft cited/sighted/sited in this blog; "Pop{Popular}=Quality-Disect".])

:)))

Posted by Wendy on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 23:58
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Mmmm....

That the spazz had 79% says everything about the failure, mentalist alineated users like ourselves that use it...

Meanwhile, the straight, level and sensible facefuckers were singing carols and jollying up the turkey....

It also says that Facefucks only purpose is 'wasting time whilst at work...'

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 at 19:25
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Treacle

Apologies Sir Giovanni,
Your assistant was temporarily out of the office destroying her life with alcohol, here is my Major Briggs style translation of the above message:



In my opinion myspace is a place of intrigue, whereas facebook is for spying on people and generally practicing the art of being a cunt, but the occasional indulgence is mere sport...

Posted by Treacle on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 at 19:13
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

DESTORYING YOUR LIFE WITH ALCOHOL???

THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!

Regardless, the translation you've come up with is important and telling!! Maybe alcohol doesn't only kill, maim and everything like they say it does on the TV???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 at 19:23
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