Current mood: WOOF!!
Category: WOOF!! News and Politics
Oh just a little...
I now call Mrs Giovanni 'The Mafiosa' and I'm seeking to deport her from the UK because if ALL Romanians are criminals, I'm fucked if ALL Italians aren't in fact Mafioso's who should ALL be deported RIGHT THIS FUCKING MINUTE BEFORE THEY COMMIT ANYMORE PROTECTION RACKETS!!!
I'm not joking...
But seriously, don't hate Italians for this latest regression into early 20th century style politics. They seem to respond to everything with childlike emotion and the traditional stubborn and proud nature of their society takes a very harsh line with anyone not 'known' - particularly those who might be gypsies...
Si bossio, the Italians haven't really got on board with the whole political correctness thing and neither are they likely too, and this kind of shoddy response to our Romanian friends is the downside to that...
I mean shit, the Italitarians have banned football twice in this last year alone (because of deaths due to hooliganism - Romanian Gypsie hooligans obviously masquerading as good salt of the earth Italians)
Both bans put Mrs G into seventh heaven and were supposed to signal the end of the game AND the vicious rioting, but the national team still managed to play a vital Euro qualifier during said ban and nothing much will ever change...
Talking of the football, I reckon the justice on this one will come in next years European Championships.
Italy are stuck in the group of death with old foes France, Holland and ROMANIA!!
Here's where my money's going...
I reckon Italy'll make their traditional slow start and need at least a point off their last group game.
Romania will then hammer the I-TIES 4 or 5-0 and put them DOWN and OUT..
At least I hope that's what happens (in reality it'll be a 2-1 to Italy, but they'll not qualify because Frances multinational team of once African marvels will trounce Holland in an ill tempered fixture that will see the end of the Dutch in a major finals once again..)
Romania & France will qualify..(PLEASE PAY ME A 10% CUT IF YOU BET AND THIS TURNS OUT SO)
It'll be like Maradonna vs England in the 80s and in celebrative pre-emption of this glorious political victory, I'm going to record a novelty pop track with a cute little teddy bear named Kenneth Allen....
 | Currently listening : Wonderful Rainbow By Lightning Bolt Release date: By 04 March, 2003  |
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