Friday, 28 December 2007

FUK YOU FAGGOT YOU ARSE YOU SLUT.....


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FUK Tamper with Pogues Fairytale in New York




FUK Radio 1 has said it will stand by its ban on the word "faggot" from The Pogues' 1987 Christmas hit Fairytale of New York to avoid offence.

The word, sung by the late Kirsty MacColl as she trades insults with Shane MacGowan, has been dubbed out. But MacColl's mother, Jean, called the ban "too ridiculous", while The Pogues said they found it "amusing". The FUK said: "We are playing an edited version because some members of the audience might find it offensive."

A Radio 1 spokeswoman said the station's management had met on Tuesday morning to discuss the issue. She said they "had made their decision" and would not be going back on it. But the ban does not apply across the FUK Radio 2 said it would be playing the full version of the track.

MacColl, who was killed by a speedboat off the coast of Mexico in 2000, brands Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan "you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot" in the song, which reached number two when it was first released. The song is a duet between MacColl and Shane MacGowan She continues: "Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last."Another line, where MacGowan calls MacColl "an old slut on junk", has also been edited.

Jean MacColl told F.U.K Radio 5 Live's Breakfast: "These are a couple of characters - not in the first flush of youth, I would have thought. "This is the way they spoke. Today we have a lot of a gratuitous vulgarity and whatever from people all over which I think is quite unnecessary. "They are what they are. These are characters and they speak like that."

A spokesman for The Pogues, who first formed in 1982 and reunited in 2001 after a five-year break, said they "found it amusing that a song that has been one of the best-loved Christmas tunes should suddenly have been deemed offensive".

Listeners have also been criticising the ban on the Radio 1 Newsbeat website. Denise Venn said it was "a complete over-reaction" and Simon from Southampton called it "political correctness gone mad". Dean in Southampton added: "I'm gay and it certainly doesn't offend me. "I find it more offensive that the FUK has tampered with this track which hopefully will be number one this Christmas."

Earlier this year The FUK banned Sparks's wonder hit Dick Around from the airwaves for fear it could cause offence...




(After a meeting of the Paul Giovanni Corporation on Tuesday afternoon, a decision was made to replace the initials BBC with FUK incase readers found the initials BBC offensive. If you want to complain, the PGC would suggest that you talk to the hand....)


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Christopher Nosnibor

Fucking absurd. Censorship is for cunts.

Are they going to ban Brain's Faggots next? And meat balls? And cock-a-leekie soup? Hmm, all my examples seem to be food-orientated, no idea why. Must be hungry.

Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 15:13
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'd like to see Muligtawny Soup banned.

I'd also like to see further restrictions be placed on Turnips...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 15:27
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KvKvG

Fucking ***!!! Fucking cunts!!! They have gone and ruined one of the best songs ever written!
this is the same *** who came up with the idea of the black and white minstral show. they shouldnt lecture us on what is or what is not offencive.

i recall a time when i saw Amon performed Fuck you (dont want you back) on TOTP they cut out every swear only let him call the girl "ho, Ho, ho, ho," multiple times. which i find much more offencive than 'fuck'

the other day C4 edited out the sentance: 'this is the line to register as a sex offender' in a joke from the simpsons. but those holyoak cunts were allowed to ride a peadophile storyline 30 mins before

last year the city of new york banned the word 'nigger' meaning that hip hop acts were no longer allowed to use the word in their lyrics.

the media does not respect art, at all. Mathew collins has to do documenrties on renasicance paintings because the *** doesnt have the fucking balls to let him talk about marcus harvy's portrait of myra hinley.

yet john snow is still allowed to show us arab children being blown up by allied scatterbombs, because that is democracy (apparently).

Trisha is still on fucking tv.

and the other night i saw the armstrong and miller show, now that is offencive! we pay £150 a year for shit like that?

Sorry, Paul. im in a mood, as frankie said: 'relax' (before the cunts banned that as well).... this is your blog, not mine. carry on...x

Posted by KvKvG on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 15:48
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Fill yer boots!!

I think Censorship has got worse recently and a lot more picky...

I mean since when has the word 'Dick' offended anyone?!?

I was also amazed that using the word 'Shirtlifter' is enough to get a 'celebrity' kicked off a reality cheffing TV program...

But strangely in parallel to all this, words like FUCK AND SHIT crop up more and more on TV...

They never used to be allowed at all, but now they are, meanwhile other silly words are increasingly edited out...

Another wierd thing is there's a complete free for all here on the net where you can cuntingwell write what you want....?!?

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 15:56
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Clinker

Whatever they do its still the best Xmas tune ever. Even better than Kunt and the Gangs "Santas Sack". It reminds you that whilst your Xmas is shit, it could be worse.

Get up on Xmas day and stick this straight on, followed by Phil Spectors Christmas Album!

ps I haven't heard Santas Sack, but a friend mentioned it yesterday.

Posted by Clinker on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 15:48
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'm afraid I despise all xmas tunes including this one from The Pogues & MacColl...

The only xmas record I like is Christmas on Death Row - and not because it's in any way anti-christmas, but because the whole idea is one of the funniest if not THE funniest pop ideas I've ever heard...



Check out this track listing - there's more jokes here than in an entire Jim Davidson career...

IN PARTICULAR....

15. 6 Feet Deep - "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Here it is in full....

Track listing

1. Snoop Doggy Dogg ft. Dat Nigga Daz, Nate Dogg, Tray Deee, Bad Azz - "Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto" [produced by Snoop Doggy Dogg]
* Isaac Hayes sample ("Do Your Thing")
2. Danny Boy - "Christmas Song" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of the "The Christmas Song" by Mel Tormé and Robert Wells
3. Tha Dogg Pound - "I Wish" [produced by Dat Nigga Daz]
4. Michel'le - "Silver Bells" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of the "Silver Bells" by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans
5. Danny Boy - "Peaceful Christmas" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
6. O.F.T.B. - "Christmas In The Ghetto" [produced by O.F.T.B.]
7. BGOTI ft. 6 Feet Deep, Guess - "Silent Night" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of "Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht" by Franz Gruber and Joseph Mohr
8. Nate Dogg & Butch Cassidy - "Be Thankful" [produced by Sean 'Barney' Thomas]
9. 816 - "On This Glorious Day" [produced by (Uncredited)]
10. 6 Feet Deep - "Frosty The Snowman" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of "Frosty The Snowman" by Steve Edward Nelson and Walter Rollins
11. BGOTI - "O Holy Night" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of "Minuit, Chrétiens" by Adolphe Adam and John Sullivan Dwight
12. J-Flexx ft. Sean 'Barney' Thomas - "Party 4 Da Homies" [produced by Sean 'Barney' Thomas]
13. Guess - "White Christmas" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of "White Christmas" by Irving Berlin
14. Danny Boy - "This Christmas" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Samples Donny Hathaway's "This Christmas"
15. 6 Feet Deep - "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane from the musical Meet Me in St. Louis
16. Guess - "Christmas Everyday" [produced by Kevyn Lewis]
* Remake of the "Christmas Everyday" by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles


In fact i need to review it.

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:05
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'm listening to this LP now - it's INCREDIBLE!!

Imagine NO IRONY hip hop and R'n'B BEATS with jingly jangly sleighbells (in time) and in place of the 'One Time!'s - 'Merry Christmas!'s

What next?? Daniel O'Donnell releasing a version of I LOVE SATAN collaboration with DEICIDE?!?

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 20:15
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Steve | Version Sound

since we're on the topic of ridiculous xmass albums, here's another one up your proverbial alley.... the track titles are simply magical.

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Afroman - Colt 45 Christmas

01 Deck My Balls.mp3
02 Police Blow My Wad.mp3
03 12 J's of X-Mas.mp3
04 Afroman Is Coming to Town.mp3
05 Frosty.mp3
06 Jobe Bells.mp3
07 Let Her Blow.mp3
08 A Strainy Poem.mp3
09 I Wish You Would Roll a New Blunt.mp3
10 O Chronic Tree.mp3
11 Violent Night.mp3

http://sharebee.com/14d9f456

Posted by Steve | Version Sound on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 19:57
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

...that shit is off the muthafuckin' hook, yo!

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 22:31
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Steve | Version Sound

That really puts the 'ASS' in CLASSY! fookin hilarious

Posted by Steve | Version Sound on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 12:49
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

OH FUCKING HELL!!!

THIS IS ANOTHER LEVEL AGAIN!!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 20:09
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

tight!

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 22:37
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

The music or my shorts??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 23:19
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

Uh huh.

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 00:11
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Steve | Version Sound

Michel'le has the most annoying voice ever.

Posted by Steve | Version Sound on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 19:44
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

NO!!!! My ex-wifes voice is one of my favourite ever sounds...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 20:05
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they came from the stars, i saw them

Methinks you fail to mention one of THE great Xmas records me all time, which you can all listen to at www.myspace.com/alayerofgold

Posted by they came from the stars, i saw them on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:48
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La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity

what the FUCK is wrong with you PG? forgetting the GREATEST Christmas record EVER made?? I played it at the office holiday party decorating meeting because I was in charge of the music. Someone asked me, "What Christmas song is this?"

"Oh my god!, I said, it is only the most important Christmas record ever recorded? You mean you have not heard it?"

Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 17:44
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'm not sure I know that one. I'm on my way there now...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:51
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I've smelt the coffee....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 19:38
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KvKvG

ha ha ha, god bless death row, where would we be without thier music and most of all their amazing art work.

as for your question regarding cencorship of the net. it appears to be an illusion. they let us say what we want because the number of people who use it as a replacement of mainstream media is so small. and those of us who do use it for such puropses will never been in a position of power cos were all too busy jacking off to porn.

look at the whole ron paul presidental race situation, that guy gets 4 million hits a day on youtube, but in the real world princess di has more chance of becoming the next presidient.

face it, we are small fry, but were still the coolest (nme cool list: number 666).

Posted by KvKvG on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:30
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Oh sure, as soon as I'm raking up a million hits a day, censorship of The PGC might become an issue...

For that matter a whole lot sooner if Tom was to subscribe to the BLINGER....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:38
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Time Traveller

Kall the Kopywright Kops... kunts all of them

Posted by Time Traveller on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 15:48
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'd love to have been in that meeting this morning...

A room full of suits are sat around the boardroom table

"OK, so moving onto Item 14 on todays agenda. That is the proposal by Trevor to remove the word SLUT ARSE & FAGGOT from the cheery christmas song Fairytale in New York '

I'd have been in tears...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:53
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Christopher Nosnibor

Funny and somewhat ironic thing? They played the full uncensored verson of rage Against The Machine's 'Killing in the Name' on the Top 40 chart show back in 1990-whatever.

Taking this lead, we should stand up to censorship and shout in unison:

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 16:58
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

I'm confused. I thought the Pogues made that song about cigarettes. You limey bastards!

I find it interesting that PC has spread overseas. I thought it was mostly an American sickness. I guess it's kinda like AIDS, starting out with the faggots and then spreading to everybody else...

Oh, and just in case I just offended anyone, I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not in the least bit prejudiced. I hate everybody.

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 17:53
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

That is by far and away the most contentious and UN-PC comment to appear on the BLINGER so far....

If I was The BBC I'd ban you for life!!!

Should I launch a wide ranging crackdown on all insults (except my own) or maybe just this one??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 19:57
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

Except you, PG3!

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 17:54
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

PG£ is my new years name...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 19:58
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

Good. I always thought PG3 sounded like some kind of Sesame Street movie rating anyways. PGPoundSign is way cooler. Way.

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 21:01
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I always thought PG or PG3 sounded a bit too American.

I think by putting in the British Pound sign in their I'm not only revealing my true soul but also my true motivation...

Or it could just be because the 3 sits on the same key as the £ of a UK PC keyboard...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 21:17
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

Word.

Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 00:10
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graham

Posted by graham on Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 01:51
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tiffany the lass à la piratepods

fuk u and happy holidays, too

Posted by tiffany the lass à la piratepods on Friday, December 21, 2007 at 16:30
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Thanks...)

I intend to have a good old fashioned argument with Mrs G in which I'll refer to her as a slut and she'll hit me back with words including faggot and arse...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Friday, December 21, 2007 at 19:46
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