Friday 7 December 2007

FISH ISLAND IS THE CENTER OF THE WORLD...


FISH ISLAND IS THE CENTER OF THE WORLD...
Current mood: gimme the drugs...
Category: gimme the drugs... Music



I've always sincerely believed Fish Island to be the center of the universe...

Yes boss, there's something very strangely beautiful about this place, and todays news that Amy Winehouse appears to have moved over from the hell hole that is Camden to take up residence on a more permanent basis here on Le Fish only adds a dead and rather bloated dog to my canal...





Amy moves in bringing all the essentials for a long stay on Fish


As does the news that last night at 4am it was Pistol Pete Doherty's turn to come and taste the delights of Londons chic-est location..





In fact, as 2007 draws to a close, statistics have revealed (1) that there are now more pop stars per square inch on Fish Island than in any other old and run down London industrial estate....

Furthermore, Fish Island is now confirmed as being THE most fashionable place to take drugs, since all the junkies were wiped off the streets of New York...

It's also home to the worlds best music writer etc etc BLAH FUCKING BLAH...


(PS)

I woke up this morning thinking "BY CHRIST, I'M GOING TO STOP ALL THIS GOSIPPY TITTLE TATTLE AND WRITE SOME GOOD AND DISTINGUISHED MUSIC REVIEWS!!!" It was a nice idea, but like many such ideas it has yet to come to pass...



(1) (stats courtesey of the stats dept of the PGC aka The Fish Island tourist board)


Currently listening :
The Music Emporium
By The Music Emporium
Release date: By 24 July, 2001

18:05 - 16 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity

the only place i want to use heroin is on fish island.

Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:03
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

YES! Together with other celebrities and faces on the scene, I've now decided not to take drugs in any other area of London as part of the Fish Island Tourist Boards campaign to promote Fish Island as the drugs capitol of the world...

It's the first campaign I've been able to get fully behind since the roads protests...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:09
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maryJane

just think paloma, we might be able to say that we-ve been to THE drug capitol of the world...

Posted by maryJane on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:19
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

You were also here before the crowd and are therefore ahead of the game!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:32
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maryJane

im pretty sure we started the trend...

Posted by maryJane on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:36
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

WAIT A MINUTE...YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY DRUGS! ARE YOU SAYING YOU CAME HERE AND MADE USE OF MY GRADE A HOSPITALITY YET ALL THE TIME YOU WERE SNORTING, SWALLOWING AND SHOOTING UP WITHOUT SHARING ANYTHING WITH ME????

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:41
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maryJane

um...it was MY vacation !!!

Posted by maryJane on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:42
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

YOU CHEAP SELFISH AMERICAN CHEATS!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME???? HOWSABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF MY DRUG HABBITS??? DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT????

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:47
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La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity

Don't you dare shout at mary Jane like that!! It's not our fault you don't have a real job and do medical testing for a living. If you had a real job then maybe, maybe we would have sold some of our drugs to you. But, now that will NEVER happen, not after your rude outburst!

Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 22:40
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

please........

oh go on....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 22:46
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maryJane

DONT YELL AT ME !!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALL DRUG-FREE & SHIT. WE WERE TRYING TO SUPPORT YOUR EMPLOYMENT FOR THAT WEEK...

CHRIST. NEXT TIME I-LL JUST SHOOT HEROIN INTO YOUR EYES.

Posted by maryJane on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:57
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I DON'T KNOW YOU. I HAVE NEVER KNOWN YOU. YOU ARE NOW A NON PERSON!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 20:35
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piratepods

paloma and mJ are on the next flight ... they just missed all of the fun.
didn't it start just a few days after they left ?

Posted by piratepods on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 21:31
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Well they'd better be loaded up with top quality West Coast drugs or else I'll be sending them straight back home!

And yes, Winehouse was first spotted in these parts about 5 days after they left. If she leaves again when they arrive I'll sue..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 21:57
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piratepods

p. s. - i like her pink slippers.

Posted by piratepods on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 21:31
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Yeah, the ballet shoes thing is becoming her shoe of choice. I'm getting into big black moonboots myself - they're warmer and they're much better for concealing drugs..

PS: My new blog headline banner will be up within the hour with a piratepods blug contained therein

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 21:55
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