So...

Current mood: WHOPSY
Category: WHOPSY Goals, Plans, Hopes

has anyone got any good jokes???

Currently listening : Powaqqatsi By Philip Glass Release date: By 01 July, 2003

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	caroline	the only joke I can more or less remember is the one salma hayek told on the late night show once.......... about the guy with the toilet paper stuck to his butt...... you know? Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:21 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	No, I love Salma Hayek, but I don't know the joke... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:24 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ivana Puke	I haven't... Posted by Ivana Puke on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:22 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Wait till you start hanging out with those surgeons. they're always cracking fat ones... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:25 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	suddelny, a ring tone..... Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:25 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	NO..... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:31 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	a japanese a german and a mexican dude are chillin in the sauna........ Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:24 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Naked??? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:31 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	of course Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:34 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	suddenly a ring tone........ the japanese guy pushes on his arm and answers the call thats comin out of his arm. hes talking into his forearm for a while. when hes done he pushes the skin again to hang up. ...... Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:29 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Clever.. Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:32 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	the other guys are staring at him...... you know like what the f..... we people in japan are technologigally so advanced... we got the cell phones implanted under our skin.... no need to carry a phone around anymore.......... Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:30 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	then comes the part I don't remember about the german dude. basically he's also bragging about what technologically advanced kind of nation he's hailing from....... the mexican dude is getting pissed....... then he goes "I gotta use the bathroom"......... when he returns, he's got toilet paper stuck to his butt........... the other guys are pointing this out to him and he just goes......... uh no.. you know.... I just received a fax.......... Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:33 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	HA! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:40 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baku Llama	A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. Bartender says: "Hey, is that a steering wheel shoved down the front of your pants?" Pirate sez: AAARGGHH... ITS DRIVIN ME NUTS! Posted by Baku Llama on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:38 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	OUCH!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:41 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	caroline	when you drink dont drive Posted by caroline on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:42 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	NEVER??? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:44 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baku Llama	What do you get when you cross a penis w/ a potato? A DICTATER!!! Posted by Baku Llama on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:44 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ivana Puke	HAHAHA!!! Posted by Ivana Puke on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 2:29 AM [Remove]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Oh jesus... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 12:57 AM [Remove]

	Baku Llama	Jesus Did not think that one was very funny. Posted by Baku Llama on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 1:41 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 9:56 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	There was a peanut walking down the road.. It was assaulted.... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 1:43 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baku Llama	I just received a fax.......... That was a good one. Posted by Baku Llama on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 1:42 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Mog Hartley	What does a guy with two left feet wear on the beach? Flop Flops! Wa Wa Wah! Posted by Mog Hartley on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 1:48 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	DANX GROD!	I heard this on the Lisa Lampenelli (?) DVD. I hope I get it right. A brother and sister are being bathed by their father. As many inquisitive children do, the brother asks the fathe what that is between his sisters legs. The father replies "That is where God hit her with his magic axe to make her a girl." The little boy replies "God must have good aim. He hit her right in the cunt." HAHAHA!!! (I hope that translates well. Should I have said quim? or fanny?) Cheers! Posted by DANX GROD! on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 2:53 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 9:54 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	DANX GROD!	I have two questions? 1) what is she watching? I hear Queen at the end of the clip. Is it Wayne's World? 2) Why hasn't she been taken away to a lab somewhere and studied? That laugh is obviously alien in origin. She is here from some other planet/universe to study our famous Earth humor (or humour). I could not watch the whole thing. I had to fast forward. I think I may be mistaken about the alien thing. She appears to be some sort of military-warfare type of weapon. I few minutes of that and any foe would surrender. Cheers! Posted by DANX GROD! on August 27, 2007 - Monday at 2:23 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	She was invented by The CIA in the 1970s.... I believe she's been used in Afghanistan and also in peace talks with The Iranians (with a headscarf) Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 27, 2007 - Monday at 2:27 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	57 Records Co.	Girl to Druggist: Do you have any extra large condoms?? Druggist: Why yes, would you like to buy a box? Girl: No, but can I wait here until someone does? Posted by 57 Records Co. on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 5:23 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 9:59 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	DANX GROD!	They don't make that brand in the US. They are too small! HAHAHAHA!... What? it was funny to me. Posted by DANX GROD! on August 27, 2007 - Monday at 2:26 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Charles Bukkake	how many quakers does it take to change a candle? Posted by Charles Bukkake on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 10:01 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Mog Hartley	That's my new favorite joke Posted by Mog Hartley on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 5:01 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

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I don't know... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 25, 2007 - Saturday at 10:04 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]