Friday, 21 September 2007

FOR MY RICH READERS ONLY....


Current mood: ASTONISHED...
Category: ASTONISHED... Music



Doing these medical trials means i spend hours reading newspapers.

This last 2 days I've been enjoying coverage of the 'run' on the Northern Rock
bank and the news that a lock of Beethovens Hair has been compressed into a diamond and is now available for sale on ebay...

Yes boss, the word is that there's a guy in the US who has a
$5 million dollar collection of celebrity hair. Mr Reznikoff's collection includes hair from such figures as Napoleon, Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy and Beethoven.

Now, not content with his hair collection in it's pure form, Mr Reznikoff has commissioned
Life Gem to make a DIAMOND out of Beethovens hair...

Seriously - this is not a joke (or at least I don't think it is)

So, here's the details:

Beethoven LifeGem® Diamond Characteristics
Weight: .56 Ct
Shape: Round Brilliant
Dimension: 5.39 - 5.44 by 3.08mm
Color: Fancy Blue
Clarity: SI1
Table: 63.0%
Girdle: Medium
Polish: Very Good
Symmetry: Good
Issued By: Bernard R. Schumacher, GIA Diamonds Graduate & Master Diamond Cutter
Date Issued: May 25, 2007





And here's the link if you wanna buy it...




Currently listening :
Elephant Shoe
By Arab Strap
Release date: By 06 June, 2000

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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

collecting celebrity hair just seems gross. i wonder if there is anyone out there who collects celebrity toenail clippings. there must be. i ought to compress some of my hair into a diamond. that ought to sell at a high price on ebay!

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 4:34 PM
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maryJane

tim hawkinson collected his own hair and fingernails...and now they're priceless...
http://www.artseensoho.com/Art/ACE/hawkinson99/h2.html

Posted by maryJane on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 5:33 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Piero Manzoli canned his shit...



The Tate Gallery bought a tin...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 5:38 PM
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mark

when manzolifirst canned his poo most of the cans exploded in the gallery

Posted by mark on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:05 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Sounds like bad canning - and a heavy job for the cleaners...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:13 PM
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mark

yes actually it was down to bad canning. he forgot about the gas that poo emits

Posted by mark on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:16 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

If you can make diamonds this easily how come they aren't being knocked out by the million???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 4:35 PM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

even better: http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/music.htm

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 4:38 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

OH JESUS JAMES CHRIST!!! THIS DESERVES A BLOG OF IT'S OWN!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday at 4:58 PM
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Hijackalope

i'll sell ya some of my pubes, dirt cheap, includes crabs

Posted by Hijackalope on September 20, 2007 - Thursday at 2:45 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

How much??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on September 20, 2007 - Thursday at 4:34 PM
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Time Traveler

LOL Gotta love it...

Posted by Time Traveler on September 20, 2007 - Thursday at 5:40 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I may talk to my bankers about a bid...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on September 20, 2007 - Thursday at 5:41 PM
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