Tuesday, 31 July 2007

ARGUING WITH THE KIDS....pt2


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Category: WARM... Pets and Animals



So, this band Hatcham really think they're something - or at least their management and label does...

To update, whereas the band themselves had the dignity, and i might add, class, to reply to my email in which i suggested they read the last blog with a

haha.

The management are clearly off their faces with youth...

This was the reply...

hello, im the other half of waks records and ive been reading your blog, first of all i feel you have put your self on a god-like pedistool, this is quite obviously undisserved, your musical opinions are typical of a middle age has been/never been, riddled with jealousy and a dedicated micheal moore fanatic, i bet you like such bands like cajun dance party and other such shite, i bet your a failed journalist or you used to tour manage for lush or something, it must be hard for you though looking at mcgee and seeing someone who made it and looking at hatcham who are making it as we speak, all the while why you sit there in front of your computer reminiscing of 'the good old days', in short your a padantic wannabee who never succeded.

yours sincerelly

dan waks


To which i replied...


OK kids...

Several rules that might help you on your glorious way to the top of the charts....

Never presume anything
Never presume you know anyone you've never met
Never let the opposition know what you're thinking...
But still keep the fire!!!

If you can do all that, you've got a slim chance...

At the moment you're making yourselves look like idiot twats and wishing cancer on a bunch of people you've never met - because of what???

Frankly you should be ashamed, but your too happening, fiery and hip for that...

and i'm just old...

pg)


And they then relpied...


dont patronise me you prick


dan waks


God I wish I was young again....



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Innovation in the Dynamics of Acid: 21st Century Megamix
By Universal Indicator with DJ Mike Dred & the Kosmik Kommando
Release date: By 21 August, 2001

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theanorakattack

you must admit though, you are a patronising prick.

Posted by theanorakattack on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:20
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

OF COURSE I FUCKING AM!!!!

HOW CAN YOU EVEN DOUBT THAT FROM MY PAGE?????

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:24
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michelle

kids are so fiesty these days... did someone spike their ovaltine?

Posted by michelle on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:24
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michelle

kids are so fiesty these days... did someone spike their ovaltine?

Posted by michelle on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:25
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13headsmissing

talk about amusing! i recall as a child i really liked alot of music as i still do today. the difference is respect, for everything that it involves! as a youth i lacked that respect and the music biz people do as well. everyone on the block has their own music label and trend to be the next best thing! yes trend. and it seems today in a lot of cases everyone shows up to the party but no one brought the music. 13

Posted by 13headsmissing on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:27
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Good points throughout...

I'm certainly out of touch with the charts - because i'm old..

Maybe these cool dudes will still be banging it and give a fuck when they're 32, they better had be after all this noise...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:31
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Either that or be dead with a beautiful smelling cropse....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 01:26
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theanorakattack

whats ovaltine

Posted by theanorakattack on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:29
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

It's past your bedtime....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:32
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Colossus

Some people just don't understand a joke. These people normally don't get that taking a friendly jibe is PART and PARCEL of being in this business. Taking yourself too seriously leads to wires being crossed...for no good reason.

I for one think those guys need to chill out with a beer or whatever gets em laid back man..

Spider of Colossus x

P.S: Dude u are NOT old...!

Posted by Colossus on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:39
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I am oldish and proud...

But you're right...

Firing off and wishing cancer is far too much even for rock 'n' rollers.

I am however a shit stirer and i like the fact they've reacted...

It's a shame they didn't engage their brains before doing so...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:44
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Jumping at a red flag makes you a bull....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:44
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Purveyor of Nothing

The bit about Cajun Dance Party was well out of order...they may as well have said you married your sister and had a penchant 4 line dancing...the bastards,and although this has gotten well out of hand I understand your point about Alan Mcgee...for someone who once brought us My Bloody Valentine..and other such Creation classics(prior 2 Oasis) I'd be frankly HURT by the dirge he comes out with these days :-/ x

Posted by Purveyor of Nothing on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:44
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Who the hell are Cajun Dance Party anyway???

Tonight is the first time I've heard their name...

McGee has done many good things, not least putting out Bill Drummonds solo album, but I'm getting very tired of his current lack of imagination....

I mean Dirty Pretty Things??

The Seahorses

more like....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:06
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michelle

ovaltine= chococlate flavored milk...

Posted by michelle on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:53
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michelle

wow, this really escalated...

Posted by michelle on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 23:56
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Unfortunately i love the fight...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:03
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Rob

the idea that one single little pop band out of the billion or so springing up every day still has the gall to prance and posture about like proper fucking "pope-stahs" is absolutely fucking laughable, innit?

record labels?

managers??

soon to be relics

Posted by Rob on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:01
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WaKS. Records

So then, today has been fun. We really have enjoyed winding you all up. The simple fact is that tomorrow, we have to get back to putting out records and you have to get back to being a self-important jaded middle age man. Popular culture will forever be dictated by the young, FACT, and no matter how much you try and believe that your opinion is worth while it just isn't. As a "music journalist" its is your "job" to push your thoughts on others, the music business is over run with people like yourself hoping that one day someone will listen to your pathetic views on a subject you have no right to judge. Music should never be graded out of 10 or reviewed by morons, As the internet becomes more powerful and the majors loss there grip on youth culture, people like you will forever be left out in the cold listening to your Dire Straits records wanted so badly to be part of something that has past you by. We are young, we are full of fire and we are very stupid, but we are also 1000 times more relevant to the youth of today than you. We don't make records for 32 year old self-important morons. We make records for young people, kids and teenagers, in all the glory. We would never expect you to understand our argument. But hay, at least I'm not a 32 year old man who has just spent his day fighting with a bunch of kids on myspace. I run one of the most important new labels in the UK. What have you done with your life?

Now lets hope you all go the same way as Mike Ried sooner rather than later.

Fuck you. xxx

Posted by WaKS. Records on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:17
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michelle

wow. now things have really escalated.

Posted by michelle on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:22
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

There's some truth in all of this...

I love Dire Straits and I am a looser because i take myspace seriously enough so as to wish death on strangers BECAUSE IT MEANS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

The thing is, I'm not trying to appeal to kids - particularly not idiotic sluts like these...

Show us all something more than idiot rage and I'm sure we'll sing your tune...

As for tomorrow, well I think I might play the Hatchams, get naked, get drunk, snort coke and die of cancer...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:31
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MOG

Marvelous. What's a pedistool?

Posted by MOG on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:41
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MollyCoddle

Isn't it what you rest your foot on while you're getting a pedicure????

Posted by MollyCoddle on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:47
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Ask WaKs..

(geddit?? like Wax, but spelt with WaKs)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:57
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MollyCoddle

It would be rather obvious and childish of us to refer to them as WanKs....so we won't bother....

Posted by MollyCoddle on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 01:04
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Apparently the most happening label for the kids....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 00:59
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