Well....

Current mood: YOU’VE GOT TO LAUGH....
Category: YOU’VE GOT TO LAUGH.... News and Politics

Apparently Uncle George gave all you Americans a firm fireside chat last night about you were all going to money hell if you didn't agree to lending the banks a shitload of YOUR money to save their sorry asses from their own greed....

Yes boss, GEORGE HAS SPOKEN TO ADMIT HIS LATEST COMPLETE FUCKING BALLSUP!!!!

AND HE WANTS YOU TO PAY UP!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!


I MEAN SERIOUSLY?!?!? IS ANYONE SERIOUSLY THINKING OF VOTING THESE SENILE FUCKING IDIOTS BACK IN??!?!?

IRAQ - FUCK UP!!
AFGHANISTAN - FUCK UP!!
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD - FUCKED UP!!!
YOUR ECONOMY - A FUCK UP
AND NOW YOUR BANKING SYSTEM - FUCKED UP!!!!


But let's examine this specific proposal..

Uncle George wants $700bn to buy the banks mistakes in the hope the government can sell them again in the future for more money..

It might work, but then it also sounds like the act of a benevolent and rich parent....


The thing that amuses me, is the whole idea of a Repubican administration intervening in markets in this way - it's absurd.

Yes boss, this is a socialist idea. Centralised control of finance. It has NOTHING to do with Free Markets....?!?!?

This therefore makes the economic ethos of Republicanism totally bankrupt...

I mean, Republicans behaving like socialists?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!


But don't think we're gonna get away with it here on Pudding Island...

No boss, whatever these problems make in the US, we're gonna suffer worse, because our current economy is completely built on financial and economic service industries...

Yes boss, the big idea of Margarets Thatcherism was to mutate the UK from being a country that actually produced things, to a country that fucked about in offices in tall glass buildings all day long SHOUTING AT DIGITS ON A FUCKING SCREEN!!!!


Well now that old battleaxe is dying of dementia and so is her grand plan.

Yes boss, she closed the mines, closed the manufacturing, built Canary Wharf, told us all that 'Finance and Banking' was our future and now it's been banjaxed and whatever surfaces at the end of this farce is gonna be a whole lot less profitable than it was before...

Which means we're gonna be very, very short of tax £££££££££


And to think us here in the UK appear to be seriously favouring the election of another conservative government??!?!?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!

Currently listening : The Frenz Experiment By The Fall Release date: 1997-10-21