The Sting....

Current mood: WOOF!!!!
Category: WOOF!!!! Life

I'm getting very tired of The Police being involved in everything...


This weekend, a bunch of mascohistic fools decided to run all over the Lake District in a torrential fucking flood.

The whole thing was badly rained off and there were the kind of headlines that made me sit up and take notice:

1400 RUNNERS MISSING IN THE LAKES!!!


Well, it turned out not be a big problem - all the hardy fucks came out of it smiling and feeling all the more survival manly as a result...

But DISASTER over..

And all you hear is about how The Police advised the organisers not to run their race and how The Police would know better than to run a fucking race when it's raining....?!?!?


AND YOU KNOW WHAT??

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE POLICE THINK ABOUT A BUNCH OF CUNTS WHO CHOOSE TO RUN AROUND THE LAKE DISTRICT IN SHORTS IN THE WET WEATHER AND GET INTO MINOR DIFFICULTY!!!

I MEAN, WHEN HAVE THE POLICE EVER RUN A GOOD QUALITY ENDURANCE EVENT????

And why do they think they know how it can be done better????


But this is the trend...

Yes boss,, in 2008 our tit-headed friends continually feel qualified to be advising us as to how to perform our rock concerts and our mountain runs and our football matches and our demonstrations..

They're always sniffing around offering their opinion - as if anyone wants or cares what they fucking well think???


Shit, if everyone took The Polices advice, we'd all be sitting in watching POLICE CAMERA FUCKING ACTION ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!!

(be nice to the officer, do as they say, don't drink and drive, NEVER PARK FOR 30 SECONDS ON A DOUBLE YELLOW!! Accept the nice fine AND SMILE!!!!)


I say: Get The Police back to making wet fish fucking reggae about putting on red lights....

Currently listening : Among the Living By Anthrax Release date: 1990-06-15