Accusations....

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Category: WOOF WOOF!!! Goals, Plans, Hopes

Paul Giovanni £rd AKA Futureproof Pious has responded in full to angry claims that he was wrong to take a three week jaunt to Northern Italy whilst the world underwent THE GREATEST ECONOMIC SHOCK!!! since 1929...

In a full statement released today October 8th, Giovanni described suggestions he should have returned to slaving over a hot computer rather than enjoying the sunshine and excellent food as being:

'MISLEADING AND WHOLLY INACCURATE AND MOST LIKELY STARTED BY AL QUAEDA....'

He continued

'Suggestions that my spending time swanning about drinking 2 or 3 bottles of Prosecco wine a day, following beautiful women around Venice,

collecting cycling memorabilia for my own personal collection...

being driven around in red, black and yellow hatchbacks, tractors and Vespers...

and generally having a big old WHOOPSY OF A TIME!!

was an inappropriate use of PGC time is COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!!!


The lack of Giovanni blogs has clearly been a global problem that calls for a bold and for-reaching integrated global response.

I can therefore reassure ALL my readers that this shortage is IN NO WAY MY FAULT!!!!

IT'S A GLOBAL PROBLEM!!!!!

I reiterate, the lack of blogs has absolutely NOTHING to do with me (THE GREAT GIOVANNI'S) ego or selfishness, and I find such claims to be completely unfounded and very hurtful ...

As always, I can confirm I have been working TIRELESSLY night and day in order to bring you, the readers the very best stories insight and analysis the world knows...

At every point, I have taken decisive action!!!

That I have been non stop drunk on fizzy fucking wine and homemade spirits for 3 weeks is NEITHER HERE NOR FUCKING WELL THERE!!!!

Mr Giovanni said he hoped this clarification would put to sleep for once and for all suggestions that he had shown a lack of proper and complete leadership, and blog writing in a time of great public need...

He further suggested that anyone who continued with such allegations could only really be described as being:

'A COMPLETE CUNT AND PROBABLY A FUCKING TERRORIST OF SOME KIND!!!!!


However, fears remained that Giovanni wasn't taking the full gravity of the problem on board....

Indeed, minutes after issuing the statement, Giovanni was confronted with a photo that appeared to show that as recently as this last Sunday, PG£s only real concern for reporting on Wall Streets demise was watching the back of a motorcycle helmet...

'I WAS OBSERVING THE MARKETS YOU FUCKING IDIOT' Giovanni responded... 'MY ADVICE IS TO SELL SELL SELL!!!!!'

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