Current mood: A CLEAN SWEEP!!!
Category: A CLEAN SWEEP!!! Music
1) NO MORE BANDS FROM MANCHESTER!!!!
Basically, there's been quite enough bands from Britains third or fourth city.
Yes boss, on recent evidence, that particular well has been well and truly sponged dry..
So - NO MORE!!!!
If you want to form a band up north, do it somewhere like Rochdale or Skelmersdale or Keighley...
2) NO MORE TALK OF REVOLUTION OR REBELLION - TEEN OR OTHERWISE!!!!
This is another damp toilet trouser.
It's 2008 - Rock 'N' Roll has never been less about revolution of any kind, as it is today. I'd therefore like to see no more references made to concepts like 'REVOLT, REVOLUTION or REBELLION' it in song titles, band names, promotional tours AT ALL!!!
3) IMMUNITY FROM CRIMINAL PROSECUTION FOR ALL POP STARS!!!
As politicians enjoy immunity from prosecution in Italy, so should pop stars enjoy such rights - WORLDWIDE!!!
How can pop music ever be vital, 'OUT THERE' and exciting if it's exponents are forever looking over their shoulders for the old bill????
4) NO MORE GUITARS!!!
As per rule number 1, this instrument has now been dredged beyond dry in it's use for the creation of pop music - therefore NO MORE GUITARS!!!! (unless they are made to sound absolutely nothing like guitars...)
(To hear a full 69:23 of music without a single guitar (I think), pop over here and listen to Casa Hasa Giovanna Number 3 mixed by yours truly)
5) BAN MARK RONSON!!!
No more Karaoke pop covers!!!
Ronson must be outlawed COMPLETELY!!!!
Can anyone think of a good reason not too???
(Oh and whilst we're at it, let's abolish his sister as well - she's even more pointless than her girlfriend)
 | Currently listening : Moondog 1 & 2 By Moondog Release date: 2000-11-06  |
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