A WEEKEND IN THE LIFE OF PAUL GIOVANNI £RD ::: FRIDAY (PT3)

Current mood: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Category: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Music

So....why Soulja Boy???

Well, my very good friend Tommy Nadir is currently obsessed with Soulja Boy...

He knows 'Crank That' in incredible detail.

He know's it's every HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! and Pass it ta Arab...

In fact, he knows it's construction and detail better than Soulja Boy himself...


This is a recurring thing...


In 2001, Tommy Nadir became obsessed with the track Re-Rewind by The Artful Dodger...

Re-Rewind became the very first mp3 I ever downloaded from the internet and finding myself similarly impressed with this tracks awful simplicity, and because it featured my former school chum Craig David on vocals, I joined the lovers club and we set to work..


We wrote a novelty pop track entitled 'I Don't Wanna Go'

Using a Madonna sample, a garage rhythm and a rap (with a girly sung chorus), 'I Don't Wanna Go' is the best draft demo pop track to have only ever been heard by 7 people.

When the time is right, we will record 'I Don't Wanna Go' properly and make milllions on Ring Tone sales alone!!!!!! (well make millions fo Madonna & Nile Rodgers)


But until that say day, we do other things...


Like play 'Crank That' 8 times in a pub filled with people who HATE THAT KIND OF THING!!!! in order to observe and critically analyse the response....


And what happenned???


Well, more than an hour after plonking in our 2 quid, it came on...

Once..

And that was it...


So, the questions are...

Did this jukebox have a NO SOULJA BOY 8 TIMES DETECTOR!!!!! built into it???

And...

CAN WE HAVE OUR £1.75 BACK YOU THIEVING WILD MAN JUKEBOX BASTARDS!!!!?????