JUST BE HUMAN???

Current mood: STATING THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS
Category: STATING THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS Goals, Plans, Hopes

I'd imagine it's obvious that I'm an extremely important person here on myspace...

Yes boss, few folk would argue that until Paul Giovanni £rd came along Myspaces rather pathethic crowning glory was the coronation of two bit bands like The Arctic Monkeys and one track wonders like Lily Allen...


Of course there are many upsides to being very virtually important. But there are also bleak downsides...

Such downsides include being virtually bothered by people on the street, being continually harrased for friendship by large breasted girls in bikini's called Marlene who are JUST BURSTING for me (Paul Pious James Giovanni £rd) to watch them on their LIVE CAMS OR TO DATE THEM TODAY!!!!

Then there's forever being roped into charitable work...


A few weeks back, I got one such charitable request that came in the form of a 'Friend Request' from a group calling itself Just be Human (TM)

I read their page and found it to be completely full of ideological tosh...


As humans we all share equally in a responsibility to reduce need globally. When one human needs, we all need. Just Be Human is not only a charitable initiative; it is thought in motion. Together using conventional and non-conventional means we can re-imagine the possibilities and begin to change the world.

One common action will always produce more results than the potential of many different thoughts never acted upon.

Together we can change the world! Just Be Human - Think it, See it, Do it, Live it...

Now, you can call me mean, but I simply object to people who understand the notion of 'being human' as 'being kind' and 'charitable'....

Yes boss, from what I've seen, 'being human' is really all about maintaining improving and enhancing ones own personal power and status, until one finds their niche and can improve no more...


Furthermore, it's my rather unpopular belief that people who dedicate their lives to charity and expect you to believe they're doing this out of anything other than neccesity, are nearly always suffering what's more commonly known as a 'nervous breakdown'...

(Either that or they're an exception to the rule or a con act)


So, for my money (and you ain't getting it) starting up a charitable organisation called Just Be Human (TM) clearly misunderstands what being human is actually about, and is therefore either very, very naive or very cynically exploitative...


But I don't really need to be saying this, because the fact that this quasi-religious charitable business group (SAVE THE AFRICANS!!! By going on holiday and shaking tails with a crocodile) puts a (TM) for Trademark after it's name says it all...

RUN AWAY YOU FOOL!!! THOSE SCALEY OLD FUCKERS WANT TO EAT YOU!!!!! LOOK AT THAT VICIOUS FUCKER IN THE WATER!!!! IT'S ONLY THINKING ABOUT CHEWING YOUR BASTARD HEAD OFF!!!!!