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Militant attacks and strikes by Nigerian oil workers have helped push oil prices to record highs.
The defence ministry has suggested militant attacks could be brought under control by employing the very militants conducting the attacks to police the pipelines, newspaper This Day reported.
"We will engage them to police oil pipelines, but they must first form themselves into limited liability companies for us to discuss with them," Defence Minister Yayale Ahmed told a House of Representatives committee on Tuesday.
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"That's a matter for the defence ministry to comment on," a spokesman for the oil company Royal Dutch Shell told the BBC.
A defence ministry spokesman was not available for comment.
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