oh jesus......

Current mood: NAUGHTY NAUGHTY....
Category: NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.... Music

Now I know this might sound completely unfeasible and to be a barely concealed lie to make up for a secret desire on my part to research the idea of naked nightclubbing, but I was looking for some pictures of the Viz cartoon character Cockney Wanker and as I was googling, I found this club night...

STARKERS! is a fantastic party in central London for anyone who enjoys being nude to get naked and have fun!

Why just dream of the summer sun or be bored at a sauna when this exciting nude alternative is waiting for you. Starkers! is clubbing in X-Ray - it's a naked disco.

Our venue is warm and has free changing facilities. Our DJ's play contemporary club music, funky house as well as disco classics, alternative and retro tunes. There is also a chill-out zone for those who purely want to relax, chat and get to know someone new.

Naked in-house staff make sure that you are partying in a completely safe atmosphere. We are happy to arrange taxis for anyone requiring one to get home.

So, 3 questions:

1) Where do you put your money with which to buy drinks???
2) Is the crowd exclusively composed of hopeful looking middle aged men???
3) ENTER?!?

Shit, I'm thinking that a PG£ special investigative investigation could well be called for...

It'd make a great Note From Fish Island....

In fact having done Life Modelling, been in a film as a naked corpse and in another one as a naked dancing pastry chef in a blonde wig and gold face, I'll soon have enough material for a completely naked book!!!

HELP!!!!!