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Category: YEAH!!! Music
ANOTHER FUCKING 'STYLE' MAGAZINE!!!!
Shit, each time I go into a newsagent, I see a new one...
There's: Dazed & Confused, Vice, Dummy, Tummy, Bummy, Suga Rape, I-D, K-D, HEID!?!?, Rumple Tumple, Cheese Ballroom Gown, Pop, Flop, Fop, Paper, Wafer, Surface, WOW!!! CIAO, The Futureproof Music Blog By Pio- NO!!!....
The list goes on...
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE STYLE MAGAZINES ABOUT?!?!
I know damn well what they're about!!!
In fact, you can tick the fucking boxes each time:
1) A set of pictures of a semi naked alrightish looking girl wearing a belt around her head and a tweed skirt - CHECK!!!!
2) Record reviews of bands you will never ever see or hear of again and have never ever seen of before who have a VERY DEFINED STYLE BUT NO FUCKING MUSICAL ABILITY OR FUNDAMENTAL IDEAS - CHECK!!!!
3) Endless pages of quirky clothes photography that try to be naive - CHECK!!!!
4) Half cut opinions that revolve around the surface of every issue - CHECK!!!!!
5) Interviews that say NOTHING - CHECK!!!!!
6) Graffiti - CHECK!!!
And talking of magazines look at these figures on UK music titles....
DOWN DOWN DRAGGING ME DOWN!!!
Blogs are quite clearly where it's at....
HOORAY!!!!
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