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Category: SEEING CLEARLY.... Life
HOW SPIFFING!!!!
It's 21 minutes past 12 midday and having polished off the spare can from the seven of last night and now I'm well into the wine..
I used to do this shit all the time, and only now have I've realised I simply can't get away with it anymore...
No boss, if Mrs Giovanni were here (or at work a little closer than France) she would have sniffed the aroma of booze by now and be on the phone bothering me about it...
Shit, she's probably smelt it anyway but is having too much fun to make the call...
'ARE YOU DRINKING ALREADY???'
'OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! I NEED TO FOR MY GENIUS'
But Inch by inch, it's been ruled out...
Yes boss, the sad truth is that these days, I usually have to wait until she's gone to bed before extracting the bottle from the hiding place. I then have to drink it quick, then rush sobering up (so i don't smell too bad) before bed...
WHAT IN THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE'S DOING CRAMPING MY ARTSY CLEVER BRAVE CREATIVE DRINKING STYLE?!?!?
Probably trying to save my liver and ultimately my ass...
MAYBE I SHOULD FILL THE HOUSE WITH BOOZE AND CHANGE THE FUCKING LOCKS!!!!
She'd be mighty furious when she returns, but then it'd either a molotov through the letterbox or her walking off with the Mini G, thinking:
'THANK GOD THAT'S OVER WITH!!!'
Or both...
I guess there's no choice but to do the heroic thing...
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