Current mood: BLACK!!! BLACK!!!!
Category: BLACK!!! BLACK!!!! Music
So, I'm back home and as D:REAM once said - THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!!!
In order to restore calm, I have a pile of ironing, and the TV with Disaster Porn on 2 or 3 of the news channels.
Yes boss, this is about 1pm GMT - Hurricane Gustav is due to hit land somewhere near the Big NO any minute!!!
And if this motha is anything like the hype says, they'll be rooves a-flying, big bangs a rattling, and park benches a-floating down the high street before afternoon tea!!!
As if that's not enough to keep my attention, there's the last day of the football transfer window on Sky Sports News..
The current trend in UK football, is for teams to be bought by foreign billionaires and used as private playthings...
Yes boss, it's 2008 and every super-rich cunt the world over seems to want to buy an English team, buy all the worlds best players and pay them £150,000 each a week to kick a fucking ball around a park...
Of course no-one likes to look too carefully at where all this money comes from and how those who own it behave - which is handy because if anyone did, there'd probably have to be something a kin to a re-run of the Nuremberg Trials - and no-one wants that...
Instead we want to see BIG £$£$$$$$$ MONEY DEALS be made AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE!!!
WE WANT DRAMA AND BIG £$££££$$$$$ SUMS BEING BROKERED!!!
WE WANT BROKEN CONTRACTS, ENDLESS SMILING SENSATIONS (have you noticed the money smile) AND SILLY PROMISES OF ENDLESS SUCCESS!!!!
WE WANT TO SEE SO MUCH MONEY$£$£$£$£ LOVE, WE REALISE THAT THE DAY THE BAILIFFS COME IN IS THE DAY TO KILL ALL OUR FAMILY AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!!!
So, with both TVs primed - all I need is some good background music...
I browse the cassettes and find the perfect fix...
It's called Up Front 9
It features:
Model 500
St Paul
Loretta Holloway
HEAVY D AND THE BOYS (whatever happened to Heavy D??)
&
Phase II
It's a 'DOUBLE PLAY SINGLE CASSETTE'!!!
It has 'FULL LENGTH 12" EXTENDED AND REMIXED VERSIONS'!!!
It 'INCLUDES BONUS CLASSIC GROOVE'!!!!
It's serious
WOOHOOOO!!!!!!
Well, I settle into it, and start ironing the towels...
BBC News 24 starts with what appears to be a climbdown on Gustav.
Yes boss, it's down from a Cat 3 to a Cat 2 and I'm getting the feeling it's been deliberately over played to get people tuning in and admiring the new evacuation procedures...
THE WIND DOESN'T EVEN LOOK THAT CHOPPY!!!
THE WATER IS ONLY GENTLY LAPPING THE TOPS OF THE LEVEE'S!!!!
SHIT!!!
With Hhhy G not performing the levels of wholesale destruction I'd been lead to expect, I start lapping up the apparent tug of war between Manchesters City and United for Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov...
This very morning, Manchester City have been quick bought by an Arab who has 10 times as much money as Roman Abramovich!!!
And now, THEY'RE GONNA BUY EVERYONE!!!
TWICE!!!
AND WIN EVERYTHING!!!
TWICE!!!!
AND THEN WIN EVERYTHING AGAIN!!!!
TWICE!!!
This is good.
And though I'm becoming infuriated with Mrs Giovannis frilly and hard to iron clothes, I feel I'm recovering well - my levels are returning to normal - once again I'm starting to think optimistically....
I then find out I'm gonna have to be paying TAX on my grapey I Bronca wages...
ITALIANS TALKING SERIOUSLY ABOUT PAYING TAX?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?????
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