Current mood: WINDY....
Category: WINDY.... Music
Well, the waves have barely started lapping the New Orleans coast (apparently they've just ripped through the tobacco fields a small island called Cuba - maybe god's pissed off with communists and smokers again?!?)
But the disaster porn has already started on the 24 hour news channels....
And I have to admit that I'm lapping it up here on Fish Island...
Yes boss, the only times I bother tuning into the news these days is when there's either:
1) A big natural disaster
2) A big political event
3) A big and intriguing high profile crime
And currently there's all 3...
McCain has stolen a march by getting a good and down to earth woman on board...
Meanwhile by getting the old fuck on board, Obama has made a BIG bad move....
Yes boss, you can see the thinking behind it - appeal to the fucking dinosaurs, but it would have been far more powerful to get Hilary on the ticket...
Obama and the dinosaur look to be about as awkward a date as Condoleeza Rice and - well anybody...
Yes boss, it's my opinion that if America is gonna survive as a world force, it needs to get super liberal and quick - China can do 'SEVERE AND NASTY' so much better than The US and there soon won't be room for 2 actors with the same party trick...
The big UK crime of the moment is this one (CLICK FOR THE DETAILS)..
It's gonna be one of those iconic crimes...
The nouveau riché cunt and his family is either killed over money, or goes mental under the pressure of credit crunching debt as Britain goes down the economic tubes..
Oh, and if you want to have the vaguest of ideas as to what's in store for those in the path of Gustav, I PG£, have an idea for a very good simulation:
Get your stereo/speakers as close to your bathroom as you can..
Play Casa Hasa Giovanna 1 from the beginning on FULL BLAST...
During the first track Fish by Mr Scruff set up your desktop fan/fans in your bathroom and get your waterproofs on...
Next start and mix in CHG No9 from around about the 21:35 point FULL BLAST!!!
Turn the fans on FULL BLAST!!!
Get inside the shower wearing all your clothes (be sure to leave the shower door open)
Set the shower running FULL BLAST!!!
Then start throwing all the shampoos, creams and cleaning implements around whilst persistently screaming
'OH MY GOD!!!!'
E VOILÁ!!!!
The Gulf Coast of the USofA!!!
But the disaster porn has already started on the 24 hour news channels....
And I have to admit that I'm lapping it up here on Fish Island...
Yes boss, the only times I bother tuning into the news these days is when there's either:
1) A big natural disaster
2) A big political event
3) A big and intriguing high profile crime
And currently there's all 3...
McCain has stolen a march by getting a good and down to earth woman on board...
Meanwhile by getting the old fuck on board, Obama has made a BIG bad move....
Yes boss, you can see the thinking behind it - appeal to the fucking dinosaurs, but it would have been far more powerful to get Hilary on the ticket...
Obama and the dinosaur look to be about as awkward a date as Condoleeza Rice and - well anybody...
Yes boss, it's my opinion that if America is gonna survive as a world force, it needs to get super liberal and quick - China can do 'SEVERE AND NASTY' so much better than The US and there soon won't be room for 2 actors with the same party trick...
The big UK crime of the moment is this one (CLICK FOR THE DETAILS)..
The nouveau riché cunt and his family is either killed over money, or goes mental under the pressure of credit crunching debt as Britain goes down the economic tubes..
Oh, and if you want to have the vaguest of ideas as to what's in store for those in the path of Gustav, I PG£, have an idea for a very good simulation:
Get your stereo/speakers as close to your bathroom as you can..
Play Casa Hasa Giovanna 1 from the beginning on FULL BLAST...
During the first track Fish by Mr Scruff set up your desktop fan/fans in your bathroom and get your waterproofs on...
Next start and mix in CHG No9 from around about the 21:35 point FULL BLAST!!!
Turn the fans on FULL BLAST!!!
Get inside the shower wearing all your clothes (be sure to leave the shower door open)
Set the shower running FULL BLAST!!!
Then start throwing all the shampoos, creams and cleaning implements around whilst persistently screaming
'OH MY GOD!!!!'
E VOILÁ!!!!
The Gulf Coast of the USofA!!!
 | Currently listening : LE Voyage Initiatique By Pierre Henry Release date: 2005-02-28  |
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