Have a look at this picture....

Current mood: FEISTY!!!
Category: FEISTY!!! Music

Is it The Beatles?!?!?

Or perhaps Oasis trying once again trying to look like The Beatles?!?!?

It's neither, it's The Last Shadow Puppets trying to look like Oasis, trying to look like the fucking Beatles...


GOD THESE CUNTS ARE DULL!!!

I MEAN, THE LACK OF IMAGINATION EXHIBITED BY THE CURRENT CROP OF INDIE POP STARS IS TRULY FUCKING STAGGERING!!!


But it gets worse - do you know where I got the picture of the picture??

The NME used it to illustrate a piece about the top ten bands who could pull a crowd into a festival tent..

Last Shadow Puppets: No1

JESUS CHRIST - PASS ME THE FUCKING PILLS!!


Everyone keeps going on about how nice a man Alex Turner - about how everyone in the 'business' thinks he's just spiffing...

WELL I THINK HE'S A CUNT FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT ANYONE WHO HAS THAT NUMBER OF PEOPLE SNIFFING HIS ASS AND SMELLING ROSES HAS TO BE A CUNT!!!!


Oh and whilst we're on the subject of imaginatorially inept fucking idiots - I was also just reading about how Oasis are gonna play an 'intimate' gig in New York...

INTIMATE?!?

IT'S FUCKING INTIMATE BECAUSE NO MOTHA WOULD SHOW UP IF OASIS PLAYED ANYTHING BIGGER - THEY'D BE ROWS OF EMPTY FUCKING SEATS!!!!


But Paul, you said the other day about how seeing your friend Andy dancing to The Strokes in red high heels and an artists smock had made you realise that all music had it's value and different things meant different things to different fucking people...

FUCK THAT!!! I WAS JUST BEING NOSTALGIC!!!!

Currently listening : Bricolage By Amon Tobin Release date: 1997-06-03