Parrot night....

Current mood: BRIGHTENING UP BRITAIN!!!!
Category: BRIGHTENING UP BRITAIN!!!! Goals, Plans, Hopes

NIGHTCLUB NIGHT PROPOSAL 1:


Upon arrival at the venue, punters pay their entrance fee and agree to have their mouths taped up with gaffa tape.

They are then issued with one of these battery powered swearing parrots...

From then on, the punters are then only permitted to communicate via the battery powered parrots, to a backdrop of jungle sounds...


WHEN THE BATTERIES RUN OUT - YOU MUST LEAVE!!!


Anyone who tries removing the gaffa tape and/or replacing their parrot batteries is EXPELLED BY THE BOUNCERS!!!!

Whaddaya think???