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December 29th 2007 - The Day of Unusual Deaths...



Motherwell Captain O'Donnell dies

Motherwell captain Phil O'Donnell has died after collapsing towards the end of his side's Scottish Premier League game against Dundee United.

The 35-year-old midfielder fell to the ground just as he was about to be replaced with Marc Fitzpatrick near the end of Motherwell's 5-3 victory.

O'Donnell was treated for around five minutes on the field before being taken to a waiting ambulance.

But his death was later confirmed by the Fir Park club.


Family dog kills one-year-old boy

A one-year-old boy has died after being attacked by a pet rottweiler at his grandparents' home, police have said.

Archie-Lee Andrew Hirst was snatched from his seven-year-old aunt's arms in the yard of the house in Chald Lane, Wakefield, West Yorkshire, on Friday.

He was taken to hospital with serious injuries but died later.

The "seven to 10 stone" dog was shot at the scene by a police marksman. It was destroyed to ensure the safety of others there, a police spokesman said.

The boy's family, including his teenage mother, are now receiving support from specially-trained officers, he said.

AND FINALLY......

Pet camel kills Australian woman

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.

The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions

On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets...

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	Mog Hartley	Killer Dogs and children don't mix. that makes me so angry! Posted by Mog Hartley on Sunday, December 30, 2007 at 13:48 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Yep... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, December 30, 2007 at 13:51 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	simon	Damn with stories like that you should be listeing to that old Alien Sex Fiend rarity "Camel Camel" Oh and when will some wag put a fake video of the woman being shagged to daeth by the camel on Youtube? Posted by simon on Sunday, December 30, 2007 at 17:27 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I remember seeing Alien Sex Fiend on Beavis & Buthead some years back but other that that I know nothing about them... The camel piece could be a joke, but every time I've seen those dirty bastards in zoo's they've looked a bit funny and I can't say I'd trust them.... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, December 30, 2007 at 20:32 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	simon	I'd be shocked if you knew the song Camel Camel it was on the b-side of a rare 12", I only have a copy of it on a comp tape a friend made me years ago. It is the only song I know that Samples a Weetabix advert!! Oh and I don't see you as that kind of Goth although I would belive you'd have a "Liquid Head In Tokyo"!! Oh and I loved there appearence on Beavis and Butthead!! Posted by simon on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 14:21 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Proper Fucking Mong Magnet	You can't pass global news off as your own. Also, there's no connection with the stories. 1. O'Donnell Death comes to us all. How nice to remind us of it so near to New Year, which is already - essentially - a celebration of death and aging. 2. Dog The baby was dangled over Fido's kennel in the back garden. This is what happens when you give people from Yorkshire an inch. 3. Camel Is it not bad enough that the woman was killed by her pet camel? Why does the world have to know that she might have been shafted by it first? It's just a guess anyway, she might have dabbed beef dripping behind her ear lobes to wind him up. Or hay. Or whatever camels eat and he might have got a bit over-exuberant in his search. In which case, she deserved it. It's attention-seeking, having a camel as a pet anyway. It's like those dull fatties at school who used to get a pet snake or rat to lure in friends. Fuck off, you lonely cunts, death's a blessing. Happy New Year. Posted by Proper Fucking Mong Magnet on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 01:30 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	the weakest link... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 09:25 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Or is it..? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 09:42 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society	But these 3 stories are related! O'Donnell was 35 when he died. His team won 5-3. 3+5=8 5-3=2 The boy eaten by the dog was 1 year old. The dog weighed 7-10 st..(-2) The Austrailian woman was 60 when she got her 10 month old camel. The camel weighed 152 kg (336 lbs). 60+10=70 1+5+2=8 3+3+6=12 8+2+(-2)+70+8+12=96 There were 3 deaths (dog doesn't count) 96+3=99 All 3 deaths occurred on the 29th. 99-29=70 3 stories, 3 deaths (70/3) =23.33333333, which rounds down to 23 voila Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 06:57 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	These are good sums... But I think the truth of the matter is that Al Qaeda is to blame for all 3... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 09:24 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Especially the camel one... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 09:44 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society	Well, camels aren't called the ships of the desert for nothing. They're full of Arab semen. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 16:23 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	NO THEY'RE NOT!!! THEY'RE FULL OF TERRORISM!!!!! WHEN ARE OUR GLORIOUS LEADERS GOING TO STOP FANNYING ABOUT WITH SILLY CHECKS ON TOURISTS AT AIRPORTS AND DEAL WITH THE REAL ISSUES OF THE DAY LIKE CAMELS??!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, December 31, 2007 at 16:46 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society	Boy, that went right over your head. Whooosh! Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 at 03:27 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	You might be tall with those boots on, but I reckon Camels have that extra couple of inches - the kind of extra inches that make it possible for them to keep things above your head... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 at 11:43 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society	Camel jockey! Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Dingbat Preservation Society on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 at 17:50 [Remove] [Reply to this]

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GOD IS GREAT! GOD IS MERCIF - wait a minute, where's his legs...? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 at 17:54 [Remove]