A FISH IN THE WINEHOUSE...

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Category: AQUARIUM LIKE.... Music

GEEEHHAHHHHHH!!!!!!

I've been doing the second episode of Casa Hasa Giovanna.

Yes boss, it's landed on my muddy shores like an easy going blue bolt of wet winter and'll be with you on the 23rd at 23.23pm...

This latest episode certainly reflects one of the dampest 12 months I can ever remember on this sepid and tepid isle, and as per usual everyone in England has been getting their complete moneys worth out of complaining about it....


But here on Fish Island I'm not complaining...

No boss, remarkably this last week has seen the pop star quota residing on this 500 square meter lump of sand go up again...!!

Yes boss, Nate James is now resident here on le grand fish..


Now in all honesty, I've not the faintest fucking idea who this guy is or whether he's any good, but Mrs G insists he's a famous up and coming big R&B man and Mrs G tends to know about these things before I do...


So, the toll mounts...

Regular readers will already know that virgin X Factor winner Shayne Ward lives in a flat (owned by Westlifes Brian McFadden) little more than a large rocks throw away from Casa Giovanna.

Such folk will also know that in order to sort her life out Amy 'drink the' Winehouse has now decided to settle herself on Fish Island on a more permanent basis.

UHUHHH, more than reliable sources inform me that she has now rented her own flat here after initially discovering it's delights as a guest of a friend. What's more, another reliable rumour has it that she's looking to buy here and was followed by agents of the PGC to this very fort to make an enquiry about gaining her share of the BIG Fish....

Also visiting her last week with dubious supplies was uber cucumber producer Mark 'I've never had it so good' Ronson, who followed hot on the heels of former celebrity kink junkie in residence Pete Doherty....


So...

Fish Island is clearly where it's POP AT and with the Chairs Of Pop Power now firmly in the posession of the PGC, I predict that the balance of pop power is about to shift into more stormy, yet satisfying seas....

Yes boss, I'm one of the best and most VICIOUS parasites known to mankind and with all these kool krazy pop kids breathing the same shitty air as PG£, I'm beginning to feel a big fat hit coming on...

THE FORCES OF POP GOOD HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED!!!

AKA

THE FISH ARE JUMPING AND THE OCEAN IS WARM!!!!

Currently listening : Are You Experienced By The Jimi Hendrix Experience Release date: By 22 April, 1997

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	Ren	You are Heat magazine in human form.. Posted by Ren on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 00:53 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I breathe the heat and make it cold...-NO COOL! COOL!!!! - OH JESUS CHRIST LET ME BE COOL!!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 00:56 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ren	...oh, did I say Heat? I meant Smash Hits! Posted by Ren on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 01:29 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Neil Tennant....???? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 01:36 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ren	Yes?? Posted by Ren on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 01:53 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 02:20 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ren	WHAM..!!! Posted by Ren on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 02:26 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	DEE-LITE.... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 02:29 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ren	BOW WOW WOW... Posted by Ren on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 02:31 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	SHAGGY!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 02:37 [Remove]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	SHAGGY!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 02:37 [Remove]

	simon	Nate James I believe they say he's the Shizzle and totally like Dope man!! Or however young folks talk these days...... Posted by simon on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 19:47 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Apparently he was who Mark Ronson came to Fish Island to see - not Amy... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 21:10 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Clinker	Sounds like a Junkie Haven. Doherty, Winehouse and Ronson. Probablt others too. Posted by Clinker on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 22:29 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I've said it before and I'll probably say it again - Fish island is THE location to come and take drugs... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 22:32 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Beckehlou	Flock of Seagulls anybody? Posted by Beckehlou on Monday, January 21, 2008 at 06:26 [Remove] [Reply to this]

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