FISHING THE CRACK...

Current mood: SELL GODAMMIT SELL!!!!
Category: SELL GODAMMIT SELL!!!! Music

So...

Once again, Amy 'drink the' Winehouse makes the front pages.

Yes boss, this time, The Sun has a neat little video of her rambling away about taking 6 Valium to 'calm down' then her 'apparently' smoking crack from a pipe at her Fish Island residence...

Now, there are several things that occurred to me when watching this...

1) Amy's no pretender - she really can put it away!!
2) There's a buzz about Fish Island now we have a celebrity junkie in residence. Is it perhaps worth looking into introducing a scheme whereby celebrity junkies are placed in dull lifeless new media prison ghetto's in order to create a 'buzz'???
3) Will she get a Visa to go and play The Grammys???


On a more vital note, the New York Stockmarket is opening any minute and with the prospect of big falls that are set to be replicated over here, I do believe it's time for a good session of 24 hour news disaster porn...

Yes boss, the economy's cooking like an out of date goose...


I was discussing these rather dark prevailing conditions yesterday with an Ark Angel from Switzerland...

We agreed that bit by bit the west is going bankrupt and bit by bit we'll all be sold off to the East...

As my Official Stockbroker likes to say everytime I call him...

"SELL GODAMMIT SELL!!!!"

Currently listening : Selling England By The Pound By Genesis Release date: By 04 October, 1994

13:36 - 19 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

	REX MUNDI	any publicity is good publicity as the old maxim goes this shit is all so staged managed its not funny they all seem 2 do it these days & the plebs keep suckin it up the suits have got u all by the balls im surprised u join in this obvious beat up, the yanks luv this shit now u poms r in on it 2 pete n kate, amy...... their just like brittany et al fodder 4 the tabloids look hard an smell the plant the journos beat it up n u repeat it. they teach this shit @ those academies 4 loser media bizz dupes yawn the mums n dads & assorted fuddies go boo the rebel kids go oooh so lame arse! fuck doesnt she write songs about rehab yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! their bank accounts just get bigger & the standard of journalism just keeps getting lower. Posted by REX MUNDI on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 14:54 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	It most definately is good for her business - her music is absolutely everywhere!! And yes we love to copy America here - it makes us feel important... As for the standard of journalism: Yes it's poor and getting poorer. It's all about control: 'Feed 'em drugs and drink with one hand - bash 'em for drinking and drugging it with on the other..' I'm just watching a nice and patronising piece on the news about the shocking increase in Middle Class Drinking... HAVE A BOTTLE!!!! PUT THE FUCKING BOTTLE DOWN!!!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 15:22 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	Have to agree with Rex. It's for publicity. You guys got Amy in London, we've got Britney in LA. Career lagging a bit? Get into the tabloids with a few well-timed fiascos, and you've got the spotlight again. I don't think that journalism has quite reached it's lowest point yet though, I mean after all, they still report on the weather once in a while. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 16:59 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Be very sure that the journalism on The Futureproof Music Blog By Paul Pious James Giovanni £rd can and definately will get worse...!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:15 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	you call this journalism? Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:54 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Not really... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 00:54 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Clinker	I certainly intend to fuck off to the east once my job here is done. Strange how the press don't start calling Amy evil cos she's an addict though, like they did with Pete D. Or not so strange maybe. Posted by Clinker on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 16:58 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Clinker	And Amys starting to turn into Yootha Joyce (going by that picture). Whats that hairdo all about ay? Posted by Clinker on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:00 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	She's really modelling that 'Crack Whore' look very well indeed.... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:15 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity	um. paul? who cares about amy??? my fish just died for christsake!! there are more important things to blog about. Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:09 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	R.I.P Rasta... (Was he also a crackhead???) Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:17 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Emily	Wow :( She looks godawful, I hope this is a lesson to people what crack can do to you...she looks older than my mom who is 60. Scary scary shit. Posted by Emily on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 20:34 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	It looks to be taking it's toll.... Bill Drummond once likened the whole pop star business to South American Human sacrifices... Build 'em up - then kill 'em off... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 00:33 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Emily	That's essentially true...basically they are built up to be killed off. Fucked up but very true. Posted by Emily on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 00:49 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	It's a horror show. I hope they give good classes on how to cope with it at 'Brits School' Going on the evidence of Winehouse, I doubt they do... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 00:53 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity	no. he. was. not. he was a wonderful beautiful fish who made me happy every day. what am i supposed to do now?! Posted by La Paloma, the Queen of Infinity on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 17:22 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Fish are beautiful creatures and they swim around heaven... So, grieve And then go to the pet shop... p) Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 00:27 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	graham	Posted by graham on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 22:32 [Remove] [Reply to this]

: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Whatever happenned to Pete Doherty...?? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 00:35 [Remove] [Reply to this]