Much pausing....

Current mood: UPDATES UPDATES!!!!
Category: UPDATES UPDATES!!!! Music

Lots happening...


THURSDAY:

I pick up a 35kg battery with which to run the solar panels I will buy on Monday...

WHAT?!?!? PAUL JAMES DEMAN FRANK GIOVANNI £RD WORKING ON HIS CARBON FOOTPRINT?!?!?

HELL NO!!!

Solar Panels are full of toxic shit and this 35kg battery weighs 35ks because it's full of fucking lead - which is one of - if not THE - most poisonous and toxic material on the planet!!!

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!


Truth is, I'm going solar, because I can't afford stupidly priced oil, and because I have acres of south facing glass, and because I LOVE THE SUN AND I LOVE THE IDEA OF MY GIOVAN-EMPIRE BEING RUN BY IT!!!!


Later, it was over to Camden to see Sculpture play another high class set in some kind of art Roman Church...

Sculpture never disappoints. I've seen him play a few times now and he (or they - now performing with a top grade images man) are almost always criminally low down on the bill.

Yes boss, so often what follows is amateurly CACK!!! Whereas what he plays (peculiar and challenging as it may be) has proper and pure proper energy...

You can see part of a performance of his below - but you really have to be there...

I made it to the Sculpture gig, via flybys of Amy Winehouses flat in Camden and her old flat here on Fish Island

Yes boss, rumour had it that Winehouse was back on Fish Island...

But there was no sign of her, and the allegation turned out to be an administrative error...

Her place in Camden was quiet too - a couple of photographers playing with themselves in their car, but otherwise just a normal street in a West End world...


Did I mention that Winehouse used to work for a picture agency that deals with a lot of paparazzi pictures???

Perhaps she's not as naive and exploited as she may sometimes seem...


With Winehouse shuddering her efforts indoors, the major problem of Thursday was that MRS GIOVANNI WAS LOCKED OUT?!?!?

Yes boss, due to ANOTHER?!?!? administrative error, Mrs G was left without complete access to the Fish Island Fort?!?!


Well, Mrs G was EXTREMELY unimpressed with this situation and was even more unimpressed when she saw me being bought vodka in the corner shop on the way back to letting her in?!?

She therefore erupted into the house, retrieved the bottle from the 10 packets of stars candies, and hurled it off the balcony into the greenery below?!?!?

I WAS ASTONISHED AND TEMPORARILY FURIOUS!!!!


But, I'm pleased to now report, that everything is once again calm and that I've learnt one thing from the experience...

Buy (or be bought) a bottle of vodka by all means - but always take it with you into the toilet (even though you have no plans to decant it's contents until after you've left the toilet) in case of RAGE!!!!


PETS WIN PRIZES!!!!

Currently listening : Telegram By Björk Release date: 1997-01-14