Current mood: BV OR NOT BV....
Category: BV OR NOT BV.... Music
We had a bit of a Bono problem here on Fish Island the night before last...
Here's what happenned...
Mrs Giovanni was about to go to bed, and her phone went and it was Andrea, the Italian Paparazzo..
Regular readers will know that Andrea has spent the last few weeks floating up and down the Mediterranean in his boat, looking for celebrities to photograph...
All told, he's had a pretty good haul, including those naked Sienna Miller pictures
(Sienna is now suing Mrs G's employer claiming they were taken on a private beach - they weren't)
The next day, it was Kate Moss topless off of Sardinia, today it's George Clooney and Cindy Crawford and the list goes on...
Yes boss, thanks to his novel mode of transport allowing him access to areas other paparazzos can't reach, Andrea is getting strike after strike...
His pockets are beginning to bulge...
Well, the night before last, he called up at aroundabout 10.30pm, saying he'd got some photos he was hoping were Bono and perhaps Bob Geldof 'n all...
He reported that he thought they were swanning it in some secluded bay in the Med, he was morred a way off and was using his big lens...
However, he wanted Mrs G to check the images - he wasn't too sure it was Bono...
So, Andrea emailed the pictures and we looked...
The first one looked all wrong - it looked like a man trying to be Bono, but not Bono himself...
The second one made us think again - I mean who in the hell else behaves like this, and looks vaguely like that, on a yacht in the Med...??
Yes boss, it was soon clear that whoever it was certainly thought he was Bono - even if he wasn't...
But after a half hour and 20 or more pictures, it didn't look good...
Wanting to be completely sure, we got some pictures of the real BV up, and cross checked them over for the detail...
'HIS EARS AREN'T RIGHT!!!' Mrs G would say..
'I THINK HIS EARS ARE RIGHT!! BUT I'M NOT AT ALL SURE ABOUT THAT NOSE?!?' I'd reply..
'WHAT ABOUT THE LIPS??? BONO'S GOT VERY THIN LIPS!!!'
'IT'S DIFFICULT TO TELL...'
Well, we tried our best to make the imposter into the real Bono - but it wasn't to be, and after checking and cross checking Bono's profile, we finally called Andrea off...
Which was lucky, because the very next morning Bono pictures came in of him somewhere else entirely with Claudia Schiffer...
I would imagine they were discussing their charity work...
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