Current mood: GET YOUR JACKBOOTS READY!!!!!
Category: GET YOUR JACKBOOTS READY!!!!! Goals, Plans, Hopes
Shit...
The Italian family arrived today, and straight away Mrs G's brother is getting his phone camera out and showing me shots of a new vinyard and olive grove that's being planted up by some rich industialist he's representing...
This guys put 2 million euros into it and they want someone (nudge nudge wink wink) to go and live there and look after it on a full time basis.
'GRANDE PAGARE!!!' + half a brand new refitted house (the other half to be used by the rich family and friends for the odd weekend)
'BELLA VISTA, SI??? MOLTO BENE, SI???'
This is how it works with Italians, you get one of them pregnant and you're in, and straight away you start getting offers you can't refuse...
BUT YOU'D BETTER BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!.
But seriously, it's an adorable and loving offer, especially when the financial noose in the UK is tighter around the Giovan-throat than ever before.
In fact on first hear, it sounded perfect:
Yes boss, I figured I could wander about the estate in my shorts all day long, pretending to do agricultural work (trim the odd branch here and there), drink the odd gallon of wine, keep the suntan in good order, and then type away at my genius in the evenings...
Meanwhile, little Poopy G can run around and chase lizzards all day long.
Mrs G can cook the finest food known to mankind.
Then when the rich aristos turn up for a weekend of whoopsie (and they generally know how to party) I can relive my good old partying days, and tell my amusing stories to a rapt audience!!!!
EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!!!
But then I read this, and it's put me right off Italy full stop...
'Italy's interior minister has sparked criticism with a proposal that would see police fingerprinting all members of the Roma community living in camps.'
Yes boss, Italy and Italians might have a hell of a lot going for them and their country, but there's a nasty ammount of insitutionalised racism in that country...
'The blame for the rising crime has fallen on the Roma gypsy community and, in recent weeks, camps have been raided by police while others have been attacked and burnt by vigilante mobs, our correspondent adds.'
Jesus, do people really believe this shit??? Is Adolph holed up in the Italian government???
Furthermore, it fucking cracks me up when Italians start going on about other countries and or racial groups committing crimes...
HELLO?!?!?
THE FUCKING MAFIA!!!!!
ISN'T CRIME WHAT ITALY IS BEST KNOWN FOR (other than perhaps fashion and pizza)
IT'S A BLEEDING NATIONAL PAST TIME!!!!
So much so, it was recently predicted that the Camorra Mafia alone have a greater GDP than Slovenia!!!
But yeah, obviously all the crime in Italy is down to the Gypsies....
FINGERPRINT THE FUCKERS (AND THEIR DOGS) - THAT'LL STOP IT!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7476413.stm
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