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Current mood: GO HEATHER GO!!!!
Category: GO HEATHER GO!!!! Goals, Plans, Hopes

I can barely fathom why anyone thinks Heather Mills is anything other than a legend...

She’s been a model, a hooker, a cripple, a charioteer, and a loose cannon...

In the middle of this she has her leg ripped off...

But she recovers with absolute style to be able to dance better on one leg than most can on 2...

She marries McCartney, becomes the single biggest hate figure since Saddam Hussein, and STILL has the balls at the end of it all, to not only turn up to collect her £20 odd million, but to pour a glass of water over the sour faced money and power ROYALE loving slut that is McCartneys Lawyer

AND THEN...

She gives a raving public press conference in her own brand designer clothes to celebrate her happiness at the result!!!

A FUCKING++++++

THIS WOMAN HAS EVERYTHING!!!!

AND SHE’S MY NEW HERO!!!

Currently listening : Pipes of Peace By Paul McCartney Release date: By 25 October, 1990

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	Emily	I guess I have some odd form of (respect??? I don't know what the word would be) for her craziness. If she had poured water on me I would have beaten her, though. What a crazy asshole. And her outfit makes her look like the scariest puppet ever. Posted by Emily on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 01:57 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	SHE'S PURE ROCK 'N' ROLL!!! AND PAUL MCCARTNEY IS DULLER THAN A RAINY DAY IN OCTOBER... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 01:59 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baku Llama	I'd dig her if she had more ass... kinda flat backside. She has a leg up on the competition now with all that dough. Posted by Baku Llama on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 03:16 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Christopher Nosnibor	Boom boom! Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 15:41 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	A thing I've noted about the Heather Mills situation is people who I don't think would normally make 'disabled jokes' do so when it comes to her.. Because she's rich and vilified the fact that she lost a leg becomes funny... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 13:40 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Emily	What's up with her odd "thumbs up" sign? Obv. it's over the $$$$$$$$, but it also has this aura of "I don't care, I love to be hated!" Odd. Posted by Emily on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:08 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	She's Rock N Roll!!! Of course she hasn't released a good rock 'n' roll record - but since when has that been important??? I think she has learnt to accept the infamy and enjoy it now and full credit to her for doing so!! Anyone who gets the wrath of the establishment, the music establishment and the tablooid press all at once, simply for getting divorced clearly has MASSIVE MASSIVE talents... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 13:51 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	And Paul McCartney isn't thinking about the money??? He skulks off with the patronage of the judge and the establishment and she comes out with her thumbs up even though many think she's lost... GO HEATHER GO!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:10 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Renski von Wankstein	Not keen on the clown outfit she wore to court...but she's got LOVELY HAIR...I'll give her that much. Posted by Renski von Wankstein on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:03 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	She's got fire and spirit and that's all I ever want to see... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:04 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Renski von Wankstein	She's a pikey... Posted by Renski von Wankstein on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:43 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Why is 'Pikey' still an acceptable word and 'Nigger' not??? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 13:42 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Princess Stephen	the ever-trustworthy australian news (channel 9, sticklers) reported the outcome of the case and mills' frankly loopy tirade afterwards thus: "heather mills gracefully accepts divorce settlement"... Posted by Princess Stephen on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:22 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 02:23 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Emily	In "tribute" I'm changing my profile photo to the court drawing of her dumping water over Sir Paul's lawyer's head. That shit is almost too crazy to believe, it is the best court art I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot of it). Posted by Emily on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 04:17 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Christopher Nosnibor	Hell, it's even better than 'Judge Judy'.... Posted by Christopher Nosnibor on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 15:43 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	Does this mean we're gonna get a week of Heather pictures from The Fabulous Heather Mills Society Column & Cheese Muffin Blog? Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 07:54 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Well my job here in BLINGER land is to cover the kind of opinions and views and bands that aren't getting too much airing elsewhere... But I don't think I'll cook this one to quite the same degree as I did with my BRAVE COVERAGE OF BRAVE PRINCE HARRY!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 13:44 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	Why not? You know Heather could totally kick Prince Harry's butt. Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 02:21 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 02:26 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	MQ	Hang on there, Heather is doing the thumps up -is that not a McCartney trademark? You reckon she got that in the divorce settlement too?? Posted by MQ on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 08:23 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I'll check the judgement in full... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 13:46 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Wendy	Yeah, "Paul Wacky Thumbs-Aloft Macca McCartney" as he used to be known in Smash Hits. Heather is a Paranoid Delusional Narcissist. And boring with it. I hope she goes away for a bit. Posted by Wendy on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 10:43 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I want to see her clothing range all over the high street - shit it can't be any worse than Stella McCartneys can it?? 'Paranoid Delussional Narcissist??' What decent ambitious person isn't??? Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 13:48 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	eliza	fuck yeah!... she deserves it after fucking such an ugly... easter bunny....:) Posted by eliza on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 14:16 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 14:24 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	MQ	You have to admit thumps up Heather looks just as grumpy as the McCartney lawyer Posted by MQ on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 17:16 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Yes, in the dancing picture she looks to be deep in concentration (and probably in the kicking one as well) but in the rest she's smiling... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 17:29 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	MQ	she dosen't smile, she sneers Posted by MQ on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 17:39 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 17:41 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Wullie Blake	That glass of water has worked wonders for McCartney's lawyer though, she looks about ten years younger in the soggy picture, a sort of Wizard of Oz H20 reversal effect perhaps, curious! Posted by Wullie Blake on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 18:20 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 02:27 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	MQ	SNAAARL IS ALL I SEE Posted by MQ on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 18:15 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	I think it's a smile (but I am a little concerned about the rabbit jumping out of her head)... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 18:20 [Remove] [Reply to this]

MQ

Rabbits jumping out of the head is normal for someone with a head full of magic Posted by MQ on Friday, March 21, 2008 at 00:39 [Remove] [Reply to this]