Friday, 14 March 2008

FILMY ACTION THOUGHTS VOLUME 4 :: VARIOUS BRIEF REVIEWS


Current mood: LAZY....
Category: LAZY.... Movies, TV, Celebrities



SENSE & SENSIBILITY :::: A terribly unimaginative and lazy film

BATMAN :::: Never seen it, not that bothered to

WILD AT HEART :::: THE VERY BEST!!!



NAKED :::: QUITE SENSATIONAL!!!!

BLADERUNNER :::: Comic 'N good

THE MATRIX :::: Pt 1 OK but deliriously overhyped, Pts 2&3 complete and absolute guff....

WAG THE DOG :::: Watch and learn....



A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE :::: Class..

RESERVOIR DOGS :::: Basic, but good...

CARAVAGGIO :::: Manly RA RA ART!!!



STAR WARS ::::: Never understood any of it...

ET :::: GO HOME YOU SWEETLY DEFORMED BASTARD!!!

IRON MAN ::::: AHA HA HA HAAAA HAA HA HAAA!!!!!

Iron Man Exclusive Trailer HD



THE ITALIAN JOB :::: STOOPID

THE ITALIAN JOB (REMAKE) ::::: Better than the original...

THE EXORCIST ::::

DANCES WITH WOLVES :::: Dances with slack guilt

AMERICAN BEAUTY :::: Not half as clever as it thought it was...


feel free to add your own below....



Currently listening :
Making Movies
By Dire Straits
Release date: By 19 September, 2000

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Wendy

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Posted by Wendy on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 22:49
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PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN!!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 22:58
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Wendy

Ok...
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Posted by Wendy on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 23:29
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SHOW ME THE OTHER HAND!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 23:30
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Reni

"ET :::: GO HOME YOU SWEET DEFORMED BASTARD!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAA....why aren't you a copywriter??????!

Posted by Reni on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 22:56
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Because I don't own a pair of braces and I don't love Stars Wars...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 22:58
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Reni

But you reside in a new media ghetto...

Posted by Reni on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 23:04
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Advertising companies can't hack my terms...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 23:05
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Wendy

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Posted by Wendy on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 23:37
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Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:18
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Wendy

Yeah most things with Nicolas Cage..even that weirdy commune one that i can't remember the name of. Not Wicker Man (haven't seen the remake)but the other one.

I've never seen The Exorcist.. or Texas Chainsaw Massacre.. Or Silence of the Lambs.
Why would i want to?

Posted by Wendy on Saturday, March 01, 2008 at 23:53
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Treacle

oh; Wild at Heart, it's been a while

True Romance: Never gonna happen, but ra ra ra
Sideways: Yes
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Every man should be more like Clint
Star Wars: Touch my bum, this is life, craphouse bonanza
Oldboy: Best fight scene EVER

Posted by Treacle on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:14
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True Romance had it's moments, but it was pretty poor overall...
Sideways - Don't know it...
The GB&U - Never seen it beginning to end...
Strar Wars : Agreed...
Oldboy didn't grab me...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:17
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I ain't seen no wierdy commune one...

Nor the Wicker Man remake...

The Exorcist makes me laugh for much the same reasons that Rugby does...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is OK...

Silence of the Lambs is also pretty decent...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:07
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Princess Stephen

when i feel all clever and shit i watch 'the life aquatic', when i fell all stupid and shit i watch 'the ringer'. both good movies... i fucking hate nic cage but he shows up in some awesome stuff huh? 'adaptation'=bliss. 'the aristocrats' is good too.

i'm looking forward to the new 'rambo' movie.

Posted by Princess Stephen on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:18
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Don't know those 2 you mentioned...

Rambo 1 was ace..

Now that i think of it, Rambo reminds me of Brave Prince Harry!!! (the brave killing bits - not the disillusioned forgotten soldier bits)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:21
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Princess Stephen

are you on a mission to post that video as many times as possible today? it is the second most hypnotic video i have ever seen...

the most hypnotic video i have ever seen:

Posted by Princess Stephen on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:39
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I just want to make sure that our Brave Prince Harry is suitably praised for bravely running away from Afghanistan..

I simply don't think the UK media has been publicising this brave and heroic act anything like enough..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:40
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Princess Stephen

well, maybe i should tape the news here in ozland for you... there's plenty of chestbeating and admiration for PH's heroics... a reenactment of his calling in a bomb strike, the revelation that he has the codename 'widow 6-7' (a late challenger for my up-for-grabs moniker), little to no teasing him for being such a cowardly bloodnut... or, as has emerged in the australian lexicon (thanks to the fantastic tv series summer heights high), a 'ranga' (short for orangutan)... maybe jerry bruckheimer could be called in to heroicise the whole debacle, pearl harbour/black hawk down style...

Posted by Princess Stephen on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:50
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YESTERDAYS DAILY MAIL HAD IT'S FIRST 10 PAGES COVER THIS IMPORTANT RETREAT!!!

HIS AIRSTRIKE AND MACHINE GUNNING OF THE ENEMY WAS OUTSTANDING!!!!

I ROUNDLY APPLAUD HIS GUTS AND MANLINESS!!!!

IT'S OFFICIAL:

PRINCE HARRY IS NOW MORE FAMOUS THAN AMY WINEHOUSE AND PETE DOHERTY COMBINED AND WHAT'S MORE HE'S AN EVEN BETTER ROLE MODEL!!!!

GOD SAVE PRINCE HARRY!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 00:55
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Princess Stephen

well, i hear that he's apparently at even greater a risk of being a terrorist target now that he's back home... possibly because he RAN AWAY AND DIDN'T KILL 'EM ALL WHILE HE HAD THE CHANCE.

Posted by Princess Stephen on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 01:01
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OUR BRAVE PRINCE SHOULD HAVE BRAVELY KILLED MORE OF THOSE FILTHY COWARDS!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 01:07
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Oh and...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 01:12
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Mog Hartley

Any Kubrick Movie cept eyes wide shut. Phone Booth is one recent movie I really liked. Apocalypto Is fucking awsome. Saw cloverfield a couple of weeks ago which was really crap and really good in equal measures if thats possible.

Posted by Mog Hartley on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 12:30
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I thought Eyes Wide Shut was one of his best - seriously...

I saw Apocalypto looked pretty exciting and action packed from what i saw of it...

Not seen the others...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 12:40
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simon

Wicker Man the orginal a truely great and creepily scary movie.
Wicker Man the remake so sauteed in Wrong Sauce every one involved should be given to Prince Harry for target practise!!
Death Line a film that is the Definition of Creepy scary as hell british class!
Audition the only people who won't wince are man haters! a Super sick classic.

Posted by simon on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 19:23
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Yeah, I completely agree on the sequel even though I've never seen it - there are some films that should never be remade...

BUT HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST PRINCE HARRY IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A BRAVE WAR HERO!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 19:26
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simon

You mizzunderstood me, I was offering the entire cast of the Wicker Man to Prince Harry for target practise so that he wouldn't miss all that fun of the calling in the airstrikes game he has playing on that console his nice "Uncle" gave him to play with!!!
Oh and are you jealous because that nice Mr Berlusconi chappie hasn't got any kids in Afghanistan?
Oh One Final Review Venus In Furs Italian masterpiece that shows what happens to Italian women when they get desperate for some real action in the stables!

Posted by simon on Monday, March 03, 2008 at 08:58
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I would imagine Harry will be using his servants for target practise in the intervening weeks...

Mr Berlusconi is one of that new breed of even braver politicians who's far too clever to let any of his kids anywhere near the army...

You have to admire the royals for putting their adopted children somewhere close to where the action might be!!

Shiny shiny shiny boots of leather???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, March 03, 2008 at 10:21
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