Thursday, 17 May 2007

THIS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT GETS ME INTO TROUBLE :: AND THE APHEX TWIN


Current mood: WOO BAD
Category: WOO BAD Music



RIGHT...

I'm ranting away again on
cdtimes.co.uk. On this occasion it's against Indie Rock and in particular a band called The Rain...

Here's the piece in full


The word on every musical street i know is that the big record companies are doomed. And whereas it might sound like a new era of golden unarsehole music love is on it's way as a result of this fall, we all know if we're being serious that new tyrants will replace the old and that nothing fundamental has or will ever change in the music business..

Music attracts arseholes because aresholes like the cool ticket music has, and no ammount of myspace pages or cdr releases is going to change that by even a tinsey little bit...

What I'm saying is don't be as naive to think that if Warners goes bust, it's employees and directors are gonna become unprofit minded lo-fi fans. Businessmen are businessmen and they're savvy enough to know that if they can't sell cds and cream artists that way, they need to be buying shares in telecoms or in internet service providers or modem manufacturers...

Anyway, once again I digresss (and yes this time I am killing time). What I'm getting around to saying is that if there's anything that can save the majors from becoming back catalouge managers it's them signing good new talent and I'm afraid bands like 'The Rain' aren't it..

So why bother reviewing them?

Well, I asked to review 'The Rain' because I felt there was some vague chance this band might be in some way organic. I tried checking myspace to elminate the possibility of them sounding like they do, but there were about 30 pages of possible matches and this better than anything else illustrates this album and this acts niche and problem..

In short, there is nothing happening on this record that hasn't happenned on many others, most of which have either done it first or executed it better...

Yes boss, Involver is another indie rock record that says 'Come On' too many times. It's another indie rock record on a fake indie rock label. It's another indie rock record made by three lads: guitar, bass and drums. And though it's well executed at what it does and all the boxes are ticked, it has nothing to mark it out and above any similar acts of which there are thousands..

So though I perhaps should, I'm not going to waste my time going into anymore detail than that. If you like anthemic indie rock in the tradition of Muse, The Bluetones, The Charlatans etc you might like this

Otherwise don't bother...



It's pieces like this that generally get me into trouble with music magazines etc, so I'm hoping CDtimes can cope with it without throwing me out with the water..

If you find it a touch negative and want to know what it is that I do want to see from music I've included an old review of the Richard D James LP by the Aphex Twin....



CLASSIC ALBUM REVIEW :::::: APHEX TWIN - RICHARD D JAMES

Current mood: WOO BAD
Category: WOO BAD Music


This is madness, I cried, regretting ever turning the radio on This isn't fucking music! This is just stu- and then from complete chaos of whips and bangs, the essence of it broke clean. Fingerbib made sense. And from that point on I've never thought about music in quite the same way again...

I'm talking about the first time I heard a track from The Aphex Twins – Richard D James LP.

Before this fine day, I'd heard a lot about the Aphex Twin: I'd heard he was some kind of bearded freak from the West Country who made interesting Rave music. That he owned a tank. That he made his own instruments. At least these were the rumours curried by the NME and at the time the NME was about the only paper tool available to expand ones musical horizons.

Yes boss, it's hard to believe, but it's not so long ago (as all us old gits know) that the internet didn't exist in any meaningful way. In fact in 1997 in an old fort on the very edge of a cliff on the south western most tip of Wales, it didn't exist at all...

There was no myspace, emule, itunes, internet radio or youtube. To hear new stuff you relied on John Peel, Steve Lamaq, the NME and well educated friends.

So, that particular night, I was listening to Steve Lamaqs Evening Session and fascinated and confused by what I'd heard from the so called Aphex Twin, I repaired to London a few weeks later, bought the album and was soon entranced....

Richard D James is a ground breaking LP in many different ways.

For a start, it's one of the first 'dance' records that didn't rely on sequencers. Indeed, up until then, with few exceptions, electronic music (short of the real abstract end of things) was regimented and religiously rhythmic - It was all 4/4 straight beats. It was Orbital and Underworld and 101 hands in the air imitations.

Richard D James was and still is grating, jagged, but melodic and sublimely beautiful. It's casual yet religiously strict and clever. It has feel and liquidity, but liquidity that swings between crystal clean melodic and raw sewage effluent baad! It's not a cakewalk: Parts are difficult and aggressive, random and disjointed. But it's a piece of competent and groundbreaking music that has been copied so many times since, it's more or less formed it's own genre..

So influential has this LP been that since it's release, people like Thom Yorke have gone on about Aphex Twin and Autechre defining this last musical epoch far better than Radiohead ever did. Yorke goes as far to say that LPs like OK Computer are irrelevant, that they won't be remembered, but Richard D will. (Hence Kid A and those other albums where Thom and the boys tried to get a piece of the Warp action)

Well for once, I agree with the Oxford miserablists 100%. Like the Velvet Undergrounds first album, Richard D James will be referred to time and time again. And in 40 years, people will laugh at how the idiots of the day didn't buy it, about how it peaked at number whatever in the charts, about how obvious it was that it was great from day 1.

So if you've not heard it, don't be caught in numpty land, go find it and be there now!!!


Currently listening :
Richard D. James Album
By Aphex Twin
Release date: By 28 January, 1997

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John David

aphex twin has been pure genius to my ears for well over a decade now.

nice reviews!

Posted by John David on Friday, May 11, 2007 at 14:53
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

Thanks very much :+)pg

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Friday, May 11, 2007 at 14:58
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Misty Waters

When you say music attracts arseholes, do you mean the sort that have a picture on their myspace of them wearing shades, and they have clearly taken the picture themselves because of how their arm is extended towards the shot. I always wonder how many they have taken to get the picture they feel sells themsleves best. Also when filling in the bit about what films they like best, they put everything on the cool list like Get Carter, Scarface, Clockwork Orange and Pulp Fiction. If they were being themselves that day, they would have typed in ET, Never Ending Story, Mean Girls and at a push Chopper.

And another thing......

I once stayed round a student house in Portsmouth. They had run out of toilet paper so they started using pages from the NME. Make of that what you will. I used some tissues I had in my bag, I choose to remain on the fence.

Posted by Misty Waters on Friday, May 11, 2007 at 16:55
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

Nice to hear from you..:+)
Yes, those sort would be included...I saw a quote from Brett Anderson the other day and he was saying the thing he hates most about the music biz is that about 90 something % of people who work in it, aren't really interested in music...The contact I've had with the same biz so far complies with this view..
I don't think i would use the NME to wipe my arse..I think it would be a touch rough...

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 15:32
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Misty Waters

Yes, and the colour tends to rub of the pages. Poor quality!

Posted by Misty Waters on Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 18:38
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Engrish Professor

On the topic of supposed disintegration of major labels and their influence on the music industry, I can't say I'm completely on that bandwagon. The major label structure as we know it very well might crumble, but the A&R guys and executive paper pushers will just infiltrate the other 'indie' channels of communication. Like myspace, youtube, blog-o-sphere, etc. I see it as just the evolution of The Man, and how myspace and internet communication is so hyped up right now - these guys are just looking at their potential profits slip through their fingers unless they find a way to sneak in the backdoor. I see it all around. These sad younger generation kids, with their totally similar emo-style haircuts and facial expressions, hopping up and down in unison at their emo indie rock shows. Thinking they are totally unique and individual, not to mention rebellious! But their Indie and my generation's Indie are worlds apart. For one, they have all this instantaneous information at their fingertips w/ high speed internet everywhere. When I was 13/14 yrs old, we had to work for our knowledge. We had to really be reclusive and STUDY the underground without any internet or MTV2. And I much prefer it that way. before this turns into much more of a tangent....

Aphex Twin deserves so much props for taking his quirk and creating an empire with it.... from his early Ambient analogue soundscape 2xCD (fuck song titles... how bout shapes and color gradients instead?) to his own experiments modifying analog synthesizers and FM receivers to the creation of one of the greatest underground record labels in history - Rephlex.

lets enjoy a slice of Universal Indicator Green from the man!

pass : boardsofelectronica.blogspot.com

Posted by Engrish Professor on Friday, May 11, 2007 at 21:48
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

Yeah, I think the 'Twin' might have to join the living legends list...He's a very reluctant public figure but this probably adds to his case for him being a legend...
I can't wait to hear all the tracks he hasn't released...there's supposed to be hundreds of them that will surely surface one day...
Mike Dred had a lot to do with the Universal Indicator series...There's another guy who's most definately in it for the love of music and nothign else.....I had a wonderfully musicanal chat with him that night in Norwich about rare music (he has a garage full of old vinyl) and Rephlex and his role in it all..

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 17:24
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Grinning Ape

Music "as was" is over, at least for those old enough to know better. I wish we could just accept it and mine the rich history we have built up, buy the Roxy Music back catalogue, buy the Aphex back catalogue, there's enough great, great music out there to last several lifetimes. Forget holding on to this idea that music keeps evolving, keeps getting better, there's more great stuff round the corner. No there isn't. "Rock" relies on the past, and the further we move away from those music touchstones the faker and more mannered the music of now becomes.

I am happy to accept the game's up, I've got enough to listen to and I enjoy unearthing things that I missed. But there's no way I am wondering what someone's going to come up with today because I know what it sounds like already and it's been done better. People making music today are just "doing it for the kids", and good luck to them, but don't judge what they're doing in the same way you'd critique Sly Stone or Kraftwerk. The world's changed, for the worse.

Posted by Grinning Ape on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 00:05
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

Nice to hear from you...How's Chile?
I agree completely that 'rock' is done with. This is why i'm always digging my teeth into elaborate cover bands like Oasis and The Rain....The only new horizons are electronic, particularly global electronic, the rest is irrelevant...I'm fascinated to hear what's going to come out of Africa once Bono sends down a heavenly wave of laptops..:+)

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 17:44
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

Nice to hear from you...How's Chile?
I agree completely that 'rock' is done with. This is why i'm always digging my teeth into elaborate cover bands like Oasis and The Rain....The only new horizons are electronic, particularly global electronic, the rest is irrelevant...I'm fascinated to hear what's going to come out of Africa once Bono sends down a heavenly wave of laptops..:+)

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 17:29
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Elizabeth

i have a romantic idea that, when the apocalypse comes, we will all be part of a revolution where the people actual do have a right to speak out.

but, football was sold out to the corporates, gordon brown is likely to become our prime minister without even being voted in by the people as leader, and style="font-weight: bold;">ALL OF THE FAT-CATS AT SHELL INTERNATIONAL ARE CUNTS.

Ok, thanks for letting me rant. Have good weekend! xx lizitastyle="font-weight: bold;">

Posted by Elizabeth on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 12:33
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

There will be no apocalypse..I held onto this dream for a long time, but in the end realised the apocalypse was in fact just more of the same...
I'm recovering from 3 hours of dancing on tables/on the bar/on everything available in a Waterloo pub...Tomorrow i have to be a naked dancer chef (with see thru apron) for an Alice in Wonderland film...This weekend is more curious than most...

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 17:48
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Nate

hey i was browsing through blogs on the internet built into the Prada phone i got for FREE from this site I agree with what u say in your blog and hey this free prada phone site is still giving out prada phones!

Posted by Nate on Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 14:52
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Engrish Professor

hey this attempt at casual subversive marketing nearly had me fooled. I suggest drowning in a thousand seas of Isopropophlex...

Posted by Engrish Professor on Monday, May 14, 2007 at 14:43
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The Paul Giovanni Music Blog...

I'd love to get a gucci prada cavalli phone for free...Please send the full contract to my lawyer and she'll argue about the smallprint..

Posted by The Paul Giovanni Music Blog... on Monday, May 14, 2007 at 01:33
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