Thursday, 15 November 2007

DILEMMA NO2: AMY WINEHOUSE.....


Current mood: SHOULD I GO GO GO....???
Category: SHOULD I GO GO GO....??? Music



So today i got a phonecall from Mrs G....

This is nothing unusual, but repeated dialing is, so I eventually answered and she told me that out newest Fish Island resident is Amy Winehouse.

Yes boss, Britains favourite celeb musical genius junky has taken up temporary residence in a Fish Yuppie flat to escape the press furore surrounding her good for nothing husband Blakes naughty business...

So what should I do?

I mean I AM THE PRESS and I know where she is!!! Should I hound her from pillar to post in the interests of making money or should I do as The Beatles once suggested and let it (her) be???

I've had this dilemma for a while because former X Factor wniner Shane Ward lives just opposite. I didn't however have so much of a dilemma with Ward, because he's a boy and he's not very important. Indeed, I once had a video camera trained on his flat for 3 days straight, waiting for him to come outside and fart, or suck off his possible gay, short transvestite lover in public - but it turned out that he wasn't in...

AM I A FAILURE????



Currently listening :
Rehab
By Amy Winehouse
Release date: By 07 November, 2006

17:11 - 15 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

Paloma First Lady of Infinity & Queen of Hearts

I say stalk her. She signed up for this shit as soon as she signed the dotted line...

Posted by Paloma First Lady of Infinity & Queen of Hearts on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:18
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

The thing I don't understand is if they're or she's trying to hide her away from the press, why in the hell move her to a yuppie new media ghetto in East London - wouldn't a nuclear bunker in Northampton be a better bet????

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:22
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Paloma First Lady of Infinity & Queen of Hearts

yes. i say she's free game.

Posted by Paloma First Lady of Infinity & Queen of Hearts on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:28
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

WHAT??? YOU MEAN I SHOULD SHOOT HER AND COOK HER IN A PIE????

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:31
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Purveyor of Nothing

I cant see that shed taste that good,or have 2 much meat,but I say you steal her vocal chords and put them on ebay,and her ribcage would make a perfect xylophone:)

Posted by Purveyor of Nothing on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 01:31
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I think I'll keep the vocal chords for myself and ebay the ribcage...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 09:01
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maryJane

i will consider you an ultimate failure if there are no snapshots of my favorite role model peeking about fish island !!

Posted by maryJane on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:25
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

But she's distressed!!! Her husbands in jail and completely out of the picture!!!

The last thing she needs now is Paul Giovanni 3rd following her around like a puppy do- wait a minute....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:30
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HappyCoddle has run out of Happy

Leave the delicate little songbird alone. :(

Posted by HappyCoddle has run out of Happy on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:37
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Colossus

Yeah man. Let it be.

God knows she thinks she's safe there.

Spider xx

Posted by Colossus on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 23:41
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Clinker

I say don't. Don't go down that sad route. Look at Mr Doherty, desperately trying to kick a habit. Now hes put on a few pounds in the process, they attaack him for being a bit of a porker, which'll send him back on it, cos he hates being fat. They wont be happy til he's dead. The press have already written his obituary apparantly. You can be a journalist or you can be a scavenging hack. That's the choice.

Posted by Clinker on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 00:40
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Well, I do think everyone is entitled to a certain ammount of privacy and respect and because of this I've made a very bad job of making money from the paparazzi business (which is Mrs Gs current business...)

Having said that I do think you take your choices in life and if you want to work at the top of the music or any other entertainment related biz, you have to learn to deal with the media - in particular the more unscrupulous wanker end of it...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 00:48
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Colossus

True...but I'd like to think thats the part u don't occupy.

Don't go to the dark side...u havent had to thus far have you?

Leave her alone.

Some people who enter the game ar'nt equiped to take on the world when their losing.

She is one of the fragile man.

Spider x

Posted by Colossus on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 19:10
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

If Mr Winehouse goes down (which looks pretty likely) she should take a few years off, grow up a little and sort herself out a bit. Her voice is not tied to the moment and I reckon she has the kind of talent to come and go from the business as she pleases..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 19:26
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Steve | Version Sound

I'd say stalk her, but be subtle about it. Offer her one of your 'specialty corn dogs' if you ever get close enough to, just don't be weird about it.

Posted by Steve | Version Sound on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 13:36
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