MODELING THE PART....

Current mood: STRETCH BABY!!!
Category: STRETCH BABY!!! Jobs, Work, Careers

'If I ever have to cast an acting role, I want the wrong person for the part. i can never visualize the right person in a part.The right person for the right part would be too much. Besides, no person is ever completely right for any part, because a part is a role is never real, so if you can't get someone who's perfectly right, it's more satisfying to get someone who's perfectly wrong. Then you know you've really got something.'

Andy Warhol in The Philosophy of Andy Warhol


A thing I really like to find on myspace is people who consider themselves to be models who are absolutely hopeless as models..

You know, the ones who have it all wrong, but who are absolutely convinced their destiny is to model....!!.

They strike all the poses, and they wear all the outfits - but it's CLEARLY not happening. They don't have the poise or the looks, or the body or the attitude to look good on a shoot or in a classic beauty still image...


Of course, if they're female they get all the attention anyway..

Yes boss, many men would chop their left ball off for the slightest chance to think they might be getting on virtually or otherwise, with A MODEL (real or imagined)!!!!

And not only that - most men don't even know what a good looking woman is.

No boss, such is the flimsyness of male standards, that any woman who shows a certain sexual willingness and provocative display is gonna be A HIT sooner or later, whether she looks like the back end of a bus or the image of an African Princess .


In my book, there's nothing worse than the perfect models - the ones who tick every box correctly and precisely...

The perfect girls are as dull as dishwater - how can you ever do anything with them, other than praise and polish them 7 times an hour?? They must be absolutely insufferable to live with as well...


Talking of which, here is the first of my paparazzi EXCLUSIVES that the UK papers don't have the balls to publish for fear of getting threatened by money grabbing lawyers...

Naomi Campbell is pregnant - either that or she's been eating vast quantities of ice cream..


Who gives a shit about that I don't know, and why the papers are afraid to say it is also a mystery - but I thought I'd mention it, seeing as though no-one else has the balls too...

Currently reading : The Philosophy of Andy Warhol : (From A to B and Back Again) By Andy Warhol