LEARNING ABOUT WRITING...

Current mood: WOOF!!!!

I find that forcing things is always a mistake..

I've also found that when I've had a good old social day, in which I enthusiastically engage on a human and real level with people I can reach out and touch - I find I have far less inclination to write - there's far less frustrated communication to unload..

This doesn't however follow with long periods of heavy social activity..

No boss, after a while I get frustrated with all that and have to start getting obtuse and communicate with those I don't much know in real times...


Actually - that's all bollocks...


So...

What's happening??


Well, this stupid made up sheep following sheep row has been unfolding here on Pudding Island....

YES BOSS - FUCK FINANCIAL DECAY AND THE END OF THE WORLD - some comedians told the truth on LIVE radio. It was a little bit crude and not at all funny BUT IT'S CAUSED OUTRAGE!!!

HEAR THIS AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELVES!!!

Well, as a result of this broadcast, Russell Brand has resigned, Wossy is in the dog house for 3 months, Radio 2s controller has been sacked, the BBC is in apparent turmoil - all because of an ill advised and badly unfunny joke...

NOT ONLY THAT!!!

ALL 5 OF THE TABLOIDS FRONT PAGES ON THURSDAY COVERED THE STORY IN FULL - AS IF IT MEANT SOMETHING!!!!!


Yes boss, those of you NOT in the UK might find it hard to believe the paroxysms of bullshit we've been subjected to here over this idiocy...

Consecutive days of ALL tabloids and many broadsheets covering the non story on their headlines + IT BEING THE LEADING BLEEDING NON-STORY ON THE NEWS CHANNELS!!!!

OUR PRIM MINISTER GORDON BROWN LEFT A MEETING ON THE SUPPOSED ECONOMIC CHAOS IN ORDER TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE IN FULL!!!!


But the funny thing is Brand was talking the truth - he did fuck Andrew Sachs daughter, and the FUCKING hilarious thing is that the moralising middle England classes are getting outraged that a girl who performs in a burlesque act called The Satanic Sluts (as in the picture on the video) has been MORALLY affronted and her grandfather presented with the truth about his progeny..

YES BOSS - WE'RE NOT TALKING A NUN, BUT A WOMAN WHO ESSENTIALLY WORKS IN THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS!!!


Well, perhaps some of you will say even dubious talented burlesque artistes deserve privacy - but I say Burlesque is almost complete fucking bollocks and should be abandoned immediately in the interests of it's proponents doing something less boring instead...

SERIOUSLY!!!

EITHER TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF OR LEAVE THEM ON!!!!

STOP THIS FUCKING ABOUT WITH TASSELS!!!


So, overall this incident is comedy gold - not because the original joke was even remotely funny, but because of the response...

Somehow the boys have done good...

Currently listening : Over at Rainbow’s By Peter Cook Release date: 2002-08-05