Current mood: COLD!!!!
Category: COLD!!!! News and Politics
1)
IT'S FUCKING WELL SNOWING IN OCTOBER!!!!!
2)
The Talent Russell Brand and the endlessly JABBERING dull chatterbox Jonathon Ross left some dirty message on the ansaphone of actor and wildlife program narrator Andrew Sachs.
Apparently this message implied that Brand had fucked Sachs grand daughter.
THIS CHILDISH IDIOCY HAS CAUSED A NATIONAL OUTRAGE!!!!
Yes boss, this was the first item on the news tonight?!?!?
It's such a serious matter, that the fucking Prim Minister has piped in with his opinion...!!!
Well, I'd imagine both Ross and Brand are delighted with all the publicity and the likelihood that this will ensure their careers and reputations as true comic rebels for time immemorial...
Brand in particular has really launched himself full into that with this fantastically egotistical apology, in which he felt forced to mention his own name...
"I would like to take this opportunity to issue a personal Russell Brand apology to Andrew Sachs, the great comic actor who played Manuel, for a message Jonathan and I left on his answerphone, but it was quite funny.
"But sometimes you mustn't swear on someone's answerphone and that is why I would like to apologise personally."
"I would like to remind the Daily Mail [sic] that while it is a bit bad to leave a swearword on Andrew Sachs' answerphone, what's worse - leaving a swearword on Andrew Sachs' answerphone or tacitly supporting Adolf Hitler when he took charge of the Third Reich?"
Yes boss, each time I think my ego is getting in the way of things, I think of dear old Russell and his enormous self love, and I realise that I
have absolutely nothing to worry about..
And to think people still think Punk (this TV clip in particular) changed things....
 | Currently listening : Special Forces By Julian Fane Release date: 2004-10-12  |
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