Tuesday 20 January 2009

THE YEAR OF THE FLYING PIG!!!


Current mood:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Category: Life






Yes boss, this is it...

2009 is OFFICIALLY the year of the Flying Pig!!!


For me POOPY PIOUS G, this means unparalleled success and UNIMAGINABLE GLORY!!!


Worldwise, it means more PREMIUM bankruptcies that'll send you running for the money brollies...!!

Shit, if we're lucky, we might return to an era of public floggings, and regular and indiscriminate civil unrest...


(Did I mention I predicted the economic chaos of September onwards in Episode 8 of CHG 8
??? - Go back and listen to it again - everything you needed to know about what was coming (Lehman Brothers, collapse and Gordon Brown being dumped in the STUMMM by his old boss in particular) was in tracks 12,13&14 more than a month before it all happened in the real world)

I'M THE NOSTRADUMS OF MYSPACE!!!


And talking of floggings...

Episode 13 of Casa Hasa Giovanna
went down appallingly badly....

Yes boss, it received a big fat 12 listens (most of them VERY short ones) inside the first 2 days?!?!


Now, this could be because CHG 13
is about the most boring recording since 'Standing On the Shoulders Of Giants' or it could be because you were all sitting up listening for santa RATHER THAN LISTENING TO MY WORK!!!! - I guess time will tell...


Oh, and in case you're wondering just how I hard I work on these wonderful CHGs
, here's some rare 'behind the scenes' footage taken during the making of CHG 12...

ONE THINGS FOR SURE - YOU CAN'T EVER CALL PAUL PIOUS NOSTRADAMUS JAMES DEMAN GIOVANNI £RD LAZY!!!!


Currently listening:
[LP Record] Touch Typing Made Simple - A Sound Teaching Method
By Touch Typing

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