I’VE BEEN FISHING....

Current mood: I’VE CAUGHT A BIG ONE!!!!!
Category: I’VE CAUGHT A BIG ONE!!!!! Music

Well....

It’s been a couple of good old hard grafting days here on Le Fish.

After a hiatus in full on web build action, I’ve rediscovered my love for manipulation and the result is more fish sections of www.paulgiovanni.com...

Yes boss, click the picture below, and then click the disappearing fish, to see the NEW AND MASSIVELY ENHANCED fish section which leads onto the (massively reworked) first installment of Notes From Fish Island!!!

My original plan with this Notes From Fish Island column was to rent it out to some bitch paying magazine, but the more I do things my way, the more entrenched I become in my desire to keep my fingers firmly up at magazines.

Yes boss, mags are too fucking retro for my liking and having spent the last few days seeing a good deal of Billy Childish action, I can’t help but think that just doing things yourself is more satisfying - and in the end more likely to work out...

’BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ANY FUCKING MONEY GIOVANNI?!?’ I hear you (and Mrs Giovanni) yelling...

I’m building a Giovanni shop that’s how!!!

Seriously...

Yes boss, soon, I’ll be the best marketed and merchandised writer since Jordan...

SO THERE!!!!

Anyway, I’ll be adding a new note from Fish Island every little while. I’ll post notification of each here...

Oh and if you’re expecting to read something about music, read back a post or 2 or else wait half an hour and I’ll have one ready...

HURRAHH!!!!

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	Vera Wankenstein	DOUZE POINTS!!!! PS.Will the Giovanni Shop be a bit like Photoshop?? Posted by Vera Wankenstein on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 01:36 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	OLE!!! PS.Not really no... It'll sell loads of good stuff and short runs of Giovanni works and mugs with my pretty little face on... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 01:55 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Vera Wankenstein	Tea towels, fitness videos, commemorative coins... Posted by Vera Wankenstein on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 02:02 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	Decorative spoons, thimbles, mousemats and those pointless little glasses with the FMC Coat Of Arms on... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 02:06 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Vera Wankenstein	They might seem pointless now but just you wait until the 2078 series of the Antiques Roadshow. Some lucky grandchild of one of your subscribers will be QUIDS IN. Posted by Vera Wankenstein on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 02:20 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	FUCKING A!!!! 'OH YES!!! OH HOW TERRIBLY EXCITING!!!! DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS ITEM???' 'Well no...' 'Well these Fridge Magnets feature a depiction of the well known writer Paul Giovanni £rd AKA Futureproof Pious AKA Pippy The Muskrat...' 'REALLY?!?' 'YES!!!!' 'OH MY GOD!!!!' etc etc 'SO HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH???' 'Well, I know you won't be selling it, but if I was you, I'd be looking to insure this item for something in the region of £12 Billion Europounds!!!' 'OH FUCKING JESUS!!!! OH SHITTING FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! OH BURN ME DOWN AND PISS ON MY KIDS!!!! £12 BILLION?!??' (A SCUFFLE BREAKS OUT. OTHER AUDIENCE MEMBERS (normally polite and quiet blue rinsed ladies and gentlemen) PULL OUT GUNS AND START SHOOTING AT ONE ANOTHER TRYING TO GET THEIR HANDS OF THE GIOVANMERCHANDISE...) etc... Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 02:37 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Vera Wankenstein	THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE. Posted by Vera Wankenstein on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 02:41 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	tHE fUTURE iS bRIGHT....))) Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 02:46 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	SPIDER of the band COLOSSUS	Glad the creativity is still with you man! Hip, hip, hooray! Posted by SPIDER of the band COLOSSUS on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 09:34 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	DaveHead Jes	this is so wack. exciting times! Posted by DaveHead Jes on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 15:02 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :	All subscribers will be obliged to buy £100UKP worth of merchandise per month or else face serious consequences!!!!! Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 18:38 [Remove] [Reply to this]

	they came from the stars, i saw them	a fish shop?!?! christ the mind boggles. Posted by they came from the stars, i saw them on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 15:08 [Remove] [Reply to this]

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