THE PG£ OPENING CLOSING DOWN SALE STARTS TODAY!!!!

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Category: £$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£ Fashion, Style, Shopping

OK!!!

I'VE GOT INTO MY FAVOURITE SHOP SUIT AND HAIRCUT IN ORDER TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE....

Yes boss, not to be outdone by the THE BIG STORES who are it seems all so close to the edge, they're discounting more or less everything B4 Xmas, I've decided to open my NEW PG£ SHOP with an OPENING CLOSING DOWN SALE!!!


The idea here is to open my PG£ ShOP as if it were closing...

By doing this I reckon I can avoid the recession and properly move the Giovanni Franchise into a new and more important financial realm..

Yes boss, the world of made up capitalism might well be stuttering like a 75 year old lawnmower that's never been serviced, but I reckon now's a great time TO OPEN UP A DOOMED ENTERPRISE!!!

When times get hard, it's time to open a shop!!!

SELL EVERYTHING!!!

NOW!!!!


No boss, the world doesn't need bank bailouts and tax relief - IT NEEDS OFFICIAL PG£ COMPOSTING WORMS!!! and a LIMITED EDITION OF 69 SAVE PAUL PIOUS JAMES DEMAN GIOVANNI £RD FRIDGE MAGNET!!!!!

YOU NEED TOP GRADE CDS, VINYL AND BOOKS!!!

THE WORLD NEEDS TOP GRADE LIMITED EDITION PG£ WRITINGS AND GREAT AND RARE ART!!!

ROLL UP ROLL UP!!!

EVERYTHING'S FOR SALE!!!!

BUY BUY BUY!!!!


So...

Most of the shelves are now up and running and my bored checkout assistants ARE JUST DESPERATE TO GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE TO THEIR MATES TO TAKE YOUR ORDERS!!!

Do pop along and take a browse of the early stock...

I'm gonna be listing 50 or more new items a day from now until it's all gone...

STICK THIS LINK IN YOUR FAVOURITES AND KEEP COMING BACK!!!!

HOORAY FOR THE PG£ OPENING CLOSING DOWN SALE!!!!

Currently listening : More Than You Bargained For By Hard Bargain Release date: 2005-12-06