Saturday, 25 August 2007

AND HERE’S ANOTHER 5 :: THIS WEEKS HITS :: WEEK MIDDLING 21ST AUGUST


Current mood: A LITTLE SORE
Category: A LITTLE SORE Music



So, onwards to Part 2 and another 5 fresh acts from the garden...

Raberabe are punky and a touch smooth and tight jagged. There's a bit of The Fall and I loved the first track on their spazzer player. Sadly, the players are mullered at the moment, so I can't name it, but it's a fine and tough jumpy number. Go have a listen and hope Technogeek Tom gets his act together proper quick for the name..

EU is somekind of sci-fi heavy pop thing. They're a bit Nine Inch Nails, a part Numan, a bit 80s cult theme tune. It's not my type of thing, but I've become endeared with it for a reason I don't quite get. I think I'm probably enjoying the comedy aspect. I find this whole lets dress up like sci-fi characters thing very amsuing and I like lyrics that discuss practical matters - I like to respond to them as I type..

EU: 'Sitting back on my dick, should i take a shower, or a shit'

PG: Whatever you need, knock yourself out, the bathroom's second door on the right...

Imperial Empire are another electrotechnolike act. They've got that dark detroit electro sound going on and I'm a sucker for that sound, so even though I can't see them as being that original, I'll give them a good nod...

Unlike the previous 2, Things In Herds are right on a calm and proper peaceful tip. Yes boss, this is another relaxed day out in the country. Very soothing, very peaceful and extremely minimal with both..

Lastly, Grizzly Bear are a multi-layered band and I like them a lot.

After runnning through the tracks, I scrolled down and discovered they were on
Warp. I find this whole Warp shift onto the more acoustic, guitary angle quite a wierd thing. I mean Maximo Park have always struck me as being a bit of a ridiculous kids band. This lot are a whole lot better. They remind me a little of Of Montreal, a bit Boo Radleys, a bit someone else who's name is just out of reach of my early morning memory..

THIS WEEKS HITS :: WEEK MIDDLING 21ST AUGUST


Current mood: ROOPY DO
Category: ROOPY DO Music



Woah waoh wowzer!!

It's been a great week for the hits. Yes boss, I've found or been fluffed so many interesting acts this last week I'm gonna have to farm them into several separate batches...

So let's start with a broad mixture of 5...

The first on the list is Baku Llama. Shit, I don't even remember this lot - hold on a minute...

Right, well what we're hearing here is a strange brew of fairly laid back liquid tinkling and some chuncky guitars. The there's some pretty clear, rather folky vocals and some almost Doors like meandering. There's an edge of the New Age going on here, but don't hold that against it. I reckon it's interesting and the tracks are fully downloadable..

Next we have Hamish Black. This is a quite different blast. It's one young guy in Scotland playing his guitar. And Hamish plays it proper with plenty of drive and noise and screeches and bangs. There's a good talent going on here...

Mr Cube is, on the surface, another bloke paying homage to electonic machines with some plinky plonk. But take a closer ear and there's some proper clever feel in this guys work together with some very nice rhythms...

With Christine Hoberg we're talking a very stripped down, but versatile and challenging voice with - in some tracks - very little else besides. It's drenched, versatile and clever...

And lastly for this edition, how about GNG? Nice and clever electronics always gets my boat and this is no exception. Nicely produced, neat, playful and jumpy. This could well be my favourite of the lot...




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Mog Hartley

Some good stuff. particularly like Miss Hoberg, A bit wierd, lo fi and atmospheric.

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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Yes, I think the most interesting playing and teasing with the voice I've heard since Bjork...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 9:35 PM
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Baku Llama

Thanks for the Baku Llama mention... nice words!

Posted by Baku Llama on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 11:03 PM
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Time Traveler

Hey there.. I liked Baku Llama best. A little mellow like me.. ;)

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ALBUM REVIEW :: OPERA DOG - PORNO


Current mood: TIMING
Category: TIMING Music



A beautiful thing just happenned...

I was listening to Porno by Opera Dog AKA Clinker and i went onto the Clinker website to get some more details to facilitate this review. I remembered that when I'd downloaded this LP for free from the site, there was some blurb about how Porno was a general stab at political correctness, and I wanted to quote it exact...

So, I got onto the site and navigated my way to the page and the built in audio player kicked in and beat matched the version of Porno I was already playing off the hard drive

It was flawless, absolutely flawless...

So enough metaphysical mystical magical bullshit - How is this LP?

Well one thing i like in life is a positive response. I therefire like bands and acts that have responded to the mp3 death of royalties thing by giving away their music for free.

Yes boss, despite all that's said, I can't but help but think that Myspace, Napster et all has done nothing but further denigrate the cash flow to proper musical cleverness...

Sure, Myspazz allows any half cut cunt to have 100,00 friends and 200,000 plays but what's so damn good about that???

Myspace is a hustlers charter. If you hustle and bustle attention, you get attention no matter the size of your talent. If you're the reclusive genius type, you're position remains the same as before at best, and most likely worse because such folk don't hustle that well as a general rule and their genuine talent is greater submerged by all the crap..

So, like i was saying, the good guys can get sad and down about this or they can think "FUCK THE WORLD AND THE MYSPACE REVOLUTION!!! I'M STILL GOING TO PRODUCE MY DAMN MUSIC AND NOW I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY!!!'

This is genius, and this is what Clinker have done. They've uploaded their old material in full onto their website from where you can download the whole diversity of their LPs for free...

It's the kind of attitude that solicits immediate love, and when the LPs are wonderful as well, I get more excited..

Yes boss, Porno is a very decent piece of work. It's a proper mix up. There's plenty of chugging along in a kind of rhythmic shuffle. There's dub and groove and samples. Then there's the changes of direction and pace. It drifts off into thought musation land, then returns to punchy along - and yes, it offers the odd porno sample in order to shuft the feeling..

So, I like this a great deal and am now moving on to download further LPs.

Meanwhile, Viva Opera Dog Viva Clinker and Viva music for love not money!!

(Oh, and here's the quote...)

It's more about this PC shit, than 'Porno' In my heart anyway. I didn't like being told to think. I have my own mind thank you!
Porno is a product of that...

CLINKER


Currently listening :
St. Valentine’s Porno Bar
By Hypnoise
Release date: By 05 June, 2006

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Clinker

Gee, thanks Paul. Glad you like it, enjoy the rest (from ropey recordings to...well...better).

Pete

Posted by Clinker on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 5:39 PM
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RETROSPECTIVE :: THE BOO RADLEYS


Current mood: WOKEN UP!!
Category: WOKEN UP!! Music



So, Brit Pop is over, was dead, was a marketing concept, existed?

Who knows. The Paul Giovanni opinion was there was some interesting things going on and they were hijacked by a lack of imagination that steered the attention away from these interesting things into more of the bleeding same dullard rock, - rock of which we're still suffering by the caseload some 12 years later..

Yes boss, regular readers know how I rant about the 4 boys in a band thing. You know I think it's way beyond stale. You know I think Quoasis should have blown up after 2 albums to have been anything at all. And maybe you know I wish someone would kick Liam Gallagher senseless and leave him to gurgle through his broken teeth about how working class and REAL he really is...

It's all very serious and I'm not really very serious, but like Bono Vox I'm bothered by unfairness and one band I felt made their own unfairness, by way of their admirable refusal to play the game, were The Boo Radleys
..

Yes boss, of all Alan McGees bands, I feel The Boo Radleys were one of the strongest and most original outfits he promoted. From the bizarre daytime TV pop of Wake Up Boo, to the genius of the LP Giant Steps, to the self willing kick in the commercial teeth that was their penultimate LP C'mon Kids, The Boo Radleys were always interesting, and though it was possible to sell Giant Steps on cd for £30 in the late 90s, The Boo Radleys now seem to have been largely forgotten which seems like something of a crime...

So, for those of you unfamiliar with The Boo Radleys, here's a little background courtesey of their still existing fan site


The Boo Radleys formed on the Wirral in 1988, and originally consisted of guitarist/songwriter Martin Carr, vocalist/guitarist Sice, bassist Tim Brown, and drummer Steve Hewitt.

The band released their first album, Ichabod and I, on local label Action Records in 1990; Hewitt was replaced by Rob Cieka after the release of the record.

With the support of influential British disc jockey John Peel, the band signed with Rough Trade Records with whom they released the Every Heaven EP in 1991 - a record which made it into the lower regions of the UK charts.

Rough Trade folded shortly after the release of Every Heaven, and The Boo Radleys moved to Creation Records, releasing Everything's Alright Forever in 1992.

The album was also released in the US through Creation's association with Columbia Records, but didn't gain much attention in America. In England, it received favorable reviews and the group began to build a fan base.

The Boo RadleysTopping several 'best of the year' lists, including those in Melody Maker and Select, 1993's Giant Steps was a critical success in England and sold respectably. In America, the record launched the alternative hit Lazarus and led to second-stage spot on the Lollapalooza tour in 1994.

Released in England in the spring of 1995, the more pop-oriented Wake Up! was the band's commercial breakthrough, debuting at number one.

The bright, horn-driven single Wake Up Boo! entered in the top ten and stayed on the charts until the early summer, preventing the follow-up single, Find the Answer Within, from charting higher than the top 30.

The Boo Radleys returned in the autumn of 1996 with C'mon Kids, a self-consciously loud and arty album designed to shake off the band's newfound pop fans.

It worked - the album debuted in the top ten but soon fell off the charts, despite overwhelmingly positive reviews.

The Boo RadleysEarly in 1997, the band finalized an American contract with Mercury, and C'mon Kids was released in March, a half a year after its initial British release.

Kingsize followed in late 1998, and was again met with favourable reviews, but the Boos officially broke up months later, just weeks before the title track was set to be released as a single.

Martin Carr began working on his solo project bravecaptain in 1999, and has released several critically acclaimed albums since. Sice provided guest vocals on 2004's Good Life.



Currently listening :
Giant Steps
By The Boo Radleys
Release date: By 22 January, 2001

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Clinker

"Giant Steps" is one of the best albums ever. Awesome album. Took Pet Sounds into the 90s. Marvelous stuff. Also I recommend the less popular "Everythings Alright Forever". Similar in epicness, but less commercial.

"Wake Up Boo" was a bit too poppy to me, but "C'Mon Kids" was a return to the adventurousness I loved.

Other top Creation bands for me are My Bloody Valentine and Primal Scream.

Posted by Clinker on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 4:53 PM
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Everythings Alright Forever didn't quite grab me in the same way as Giant Steps did, but then in my view none of their other Lps came close to that kind of quality..

The strange thing with Wake Up Boo is it's a very uncommercial LP, but the single comes from nowhere. Jesus - it could be a daytime TV theme, but whereas The Lighthouse Family did that kind of thing on loop, The Boo Radleys just knocked that one out and were done with it all...

I'm not sure about either Primal Scream or MBV. I like them both in places, but I've never been a huge fan of either...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 5:01 PM
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Clinker

You mention "daytime tv" and I remember seeing the Boos doing C'Mon Kids on Big Breakfast and they even got away with the cunt word at 8.00am (around then).

I video taped it (yeah I know...but I just did ok?) so I checked it and he did. That beats Peter Gabriel getting sperm on TOTPs anyday.

Primal Scream....a bit buy that one, miss that one but...all forgiven for "Screamadelica" and "Xtrmntr".

MBV...are you mad??? I am a fanatic though.

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Well MBV are lurking in my collection and like The Fall did recently, they could emerge as a favourite if i hear them on the right day and suddenly get it, but up to now I've not been grabbed...

Incidentally, I was just reading an interview with Martin Carr of The Radleys and he was singing the praises of MBV..

I think I'm getting a good breakdown of how the whole McGee empire worked and why certain bands did better with him than others...

I'll be doing a piece on Creation soon...

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(not a groupie)

The only Boo I have is from the Help compilation.
I liked it.
I've wanted more.
Thanks Paul.

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There's never been a better time to pick up Radleys stuff on ebay. It's all going dead cheap..)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 22, 2007 - Wednesday at 8:01 PM
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CLASSIC ALBUM RE-REVIEW :: AIR - MOON SAFARI


Current mood: CALM
Category: CALM Music



One of the many things that makes music great - at least in the mind of the individual - is the time and place of it's finding, and the memories it evokes of that time and place.

For me, Air's Moon Safari is resplendent with such memories: It reminds me of a whole bunch of people. It was one of the first albums I copied onto a CDR, then again onto mp3. It reminds me of the time I left a ring on the cooker on for 4 days and returned to find that the house hadn't burnt down….

But this LP being the key to memory cab files isn't the reason I rate it so highly.

I rate it because it's a very, very good record.

Yes boss, Moon Safari is a tranquil sea of peace and harmony, the like of which Bono might be able to install on Planet Earth if only he took his rose moral tints off.

Tracks like Remember & La Femme D'Argent are pure dreamtime bliss, rooted in the soil. They're both steady and reliable. In fact they sound almost agricultural, but beautifully human. There's melancholy, heartbreak, stomp, pop and feeling and you can't see the seems…

The problem with so many ambient records, is that they try oh so hard to define some kind of state of electronic bliss, yet they nearly all fail miserably. Sure they're full of gentle synth washes, blurpy blips and smooth vocals drenched in reverb, but few conjure up much other than chill out rooms in nightclubs or the strange world of a lazy robot party..

But much like The KLFs Chill Out, Moon Safari goes for the jugular without thinking about drugs or nightclubs. Moon Safari is like true and proper ambience; like a summer Sunday dreaming in the garden with acoustic instruments and a radio and birds and…

Basically, it's a good classic, and since emerging from the Brit Pop drenched late 1990s, Moon Safari has lounged alone on Tranquillity Island, since when no other leaky bastard ships have even come close…


Currently listening :
Moon Safari
By Air
Release date: By 27 January, 1998

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Renate Müller II

I concur, with enthusiasm...

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 12:25 AM
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BOSCH!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 1:18 AM
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Emily

I associate Air with my first stabs at adulthood...I love Air, even 10,000 Hz Legend which apparently no one likes...

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Clinker

Yea I agree totally too. I also love 10,000 Hz Legend, though not Walkie Talkie (thats when I lost heart).

It's weird, when Moon Safari came out I was at first disappointed, because the songs didn't all sound like variations on Sexy Girl. It wasn't long before it had completely seduced me though. A brilliant timeless classic.

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It stood out as an LP from all the heavily marketed 4 boys in a rock band thing that was going on. Indeed for my cash, the best albums to come out of the Brit Pop bands/ era were:

Moon Safari (Air), Timeless (Goldie), Maxinquaye (Tricky) Different Class (Pulp) Giant Steps (The Boo Radleys)

I think maybe the key to success for the Air record was it's completely drenched in memory sounds. It's all that reverb. The whole thing is very evocative and very smooth...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 11:29 AM
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I don't mind any of their albums since, but Moon Safari stands apart and above on Planet Paul...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 1:21 AM
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stephen

it does remind me of a special time too, and it's an amazing album. it shook me right out of the comfort zone i was in and in a lot of ways put me on the path i am still walking.

nice one p.g.

p.s. 'agricultural'???? you journos...

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Yep...

An agricultural record that oozes like a gentle clay soil in flood..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 11:32 AM
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Mog Hartley

I think I played it so much I got fed up with it and haven't listened to it for ages so time for a revisit maybe. It is pretty unique

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Yeah, mine got all separated up into different folders and i lost it 'as one' then i redownloaded it and this was when I wrote the review...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 11:36 AM
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Aymi

I love singing and 'You Make It Easy' is beautiful especially as its followed by 'Ce Matin La'. Its just one of those guaranteed to relax you. My co-worker in Our Price had been singing their praises for ages and then I heard straight away what he meant when we first got the album in! :)

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Aymi

that was supposed to read at the start 'I love singing and 'You Make It Easy' is beautiful to sing along to...' apologies, when I read it back it looked like I'd made a 'random' statement about what I like to do! :)

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I also love singing, but only when other people are doing it for me..

This album's most definately full of classic tunes. They keep coming one after another. It's like cheap dope. No, it's better than cheap dope. But combined with expensive, high quality dope it's even better still..

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BLACK VINYL WHITE POWDER :: CHANCE


Current mood: BUT TRUE...
Category: BUT TRUE... Music



'The evening before we were due to record the song, I looked in the local paper to see if any bands were playing. It was Wednesday, the worst day of the week for gigs, and the only one I could find was at a pub in Newcastle, an hour by train from the city. Hoping to find a decent group, I went there with the spare air ticket and a demo cassette of the song, but all the bands were dreadful and the pub smelt of vomit. I went outside and stood on the balcony where an attractive young guy was smoking a cigarette.

'Can you sing?' I asked him,

'I don't really know' he replied
I gave him the air ticket and the demo and said 'If you learn this and come to Melbourne tomorrow afternoon you might end up a star'

In the morning I flew to Melbourne with Ted Albert and recorded the backing track. I was afraid the kid wouldn't show up, but i told Ted 'You'll love him - he's a superstar'. When ted asked me his name I couldn't tell him. I'd forgotten to ask.

At 3pm he arrived and sang the song in one take. His name was John Paul Young and three weeks later he was No. 1 in Australia. Later he was No. 1 all over the world with a song called 'Love is in the air'. In interviews he's always been generous enough to credit me with being somewhat of a talent spotter.'


(C) Simon Napier-Bell 2001 Pub Ebury Press





Currently listening :
Giant Steps
By The Boo Radleys
Release date: By 22 January, 2001

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BLACK VINYL WHITE POWDER


Current mood: KENNY
Category: KENNY Music



So, I'm reading this book called Black Vinyl White Powder. It's Simon Napier-Bells account of the music business from the 60s onwards. Mr Napier- Bell was the manager of, amongst other acts, The Yardbirds and Wham...

Mr Napier-Bell maintains that there were two things that were central to the development and importance of pop music and pop culture: Homosexuality and Drugs..

As always with this kind of a book, the reader is left to belive or not, depending on their own ideas and the level of trust put into the author.

I'm a gullible twat and I believe everything I'm told. I'm therefore lapping up the stories, which if they aren't true - certainly should be...

Yes boss, so entertaining and informative is this book, that I'm going to quote it happy...

I started last week with that Liuta Roza story about How Much is that Doggy in the Window..

Next up it's this...

In May 1966, I sat and watched the NME Poll-winners Concert at Wembley Arena. On the bill that day were The Kinks, The Who, The Yardbirds, The Rolling Stones and The Beatles - probably the best line-up of acts ever dreamed of, but these big concerts were not as good as people nowadays think they were. In fact, most of them were downright terrible. There was insufficient amplification and far too much screaming. Groups were unable to hear themselves play.

There was no way of balancing the sound at live concerts the way it's done today with a mixing desk. The size of the venue - medium for Hammersmith Odeon, large for Wembley Arena, gigantic for Shea Stadium. The amplification of the guitars and the keyboards had to be built up to match it, so amps were piled on top of one the other in a towering stack. Then you couldn't hear the drums.

Kenny Lynch toured with The Beatles at the time they got their first hit. 'Nobody cared about bad sound because everyone was acreaming. As soon as the audience heard the first chord of a hit record, in their minds they then heard the record. the screaming was deafening. There was no point doing a soundcheck because when the gig started no-one could hear anyway. besides, our voices were completely wrecked'

(C) Simon Napier-Bell 2001 Pub Ebury Press




Currently listening :
Chosen Lords
By Aphex Twin
Release date: By 18 April, 2006

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DION MCGREGOR - SLEEPING GENIUS PT2



Current mood: GENIUS
Category: GENIUS Music






Pt2

Although still as fascinated as ever by their haunting occurrence, there was little more to be accomplished by Mike Barrs continued taping of further dreams.

In 1967 McGregor finally got a place of his own, on E. 3rd Street in a building directly across from the Hell's Angels' stomping ground. He referred to the place as Fear Village, and so naturally didn't spend a whole lot of time there, but he wasn't spending many nights at Barr's apartment anymore, either. Mike Barr was finally forced to hit the Stop button on his tapings of the somniloquies of Dion McGregor.

To this day, Michael Barr refers to those tapes as "the paramount thing in my life." Early on, Barr and McGregor started thinking of them as the basis for a musical they would write. They even had a serious nibble towards getting a show produced, but nothing came of it. But it is an idea which Barr has continued to develop over the years.

Barr has finally completed a musical version of The Dream World Of Dion McGregor, which will interweave the original dream-tapes with his own songs and those he and McGregor wrote together. He is currently shopping around a demo tape in the hopes of finding a producer.

To listen to the somniloquies of Dion McGregor is to inevitably conclude that he was a distressed and haunted soul. If that were so, however, his outward persona revealed none of it.

He is remembered with great affection by those who knew him, and was known not for any morbid streak but rather for his sparkling wit and general good humor.

His social life revolved around a string of private film societies that had sprouted up around Manhattan in those long days before home video. These clubs would convene in small auditoriums or even members' living rooms to screen 16 mm prints of obscure movies, mostly B pictures from the '30s and '40s.

McGregor would invariably be granted the center seat, from which he would unfurl a steady stream of hilarious one-liners. "I still laugh at things, I think of things that he said," recalls Buddy Valentino of McGregor's film society court-holdings. "He tore everything apart. He could be absolutely hilarious in the bitchiest way."

Another film-buff friend, Eric Spilker, remembers: "People would just die laughing in the room. ... I wish that everybody could have had just one night watching a movie with him."

The other universal consequence of listening to these tapes is to doubt their authenticity.

Please rest assured that McGregor's somniloquies are the real McCoy. Interviews I've conducted over the years with people who knew him back in the day confirm that he did indeed dream out loud, exactly as advertised. In fact, many of my correspondents actually saw and heard him do it.

Milt Gabler, knowing that the suits at Decca would be pestering him to back up the claims of sleeptalking, stayed overnight at the foot of McGregor's bed on one occasion to watch him dream. Make that two occasions, because on the first night he didn't hear or see a thing.

With the album's release hanging in the balance, Barr convinced him to give it another try, and on the second night, speech happened. If McGregor is acting, it's an uncanny deception -- he's doing as good a job of it as Spencer Tracy or Jimmy Stewart ever could, combined with the writing skills necessary to devise such impossibly imaginative scripts. But there is no hokum here -- if you remain unconvinced, that's too bad. You'll just have to take my word for it.

If Dion McGregor were angst-ridden he would have had ample reasons for it, for his professional life was shot through with near-misses and outright failures.

Born on January 21, 1922, he was given his name (rhymes with "lyin'," as he put it) in honor of Dionysus, the Greek god of swingin' good times.

Despite that encouraging beginning, however, his family life essentially ended with his arrival at adulthood. After dropping out of college and aborting a stint at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts on 54th Street, he moved to Hollywood, "to see if I could spot Myrna Loy or Gertrude Michael or Bonita Granville on the Boulevard." (The book version of The Dream World Of Dion McGregor is in fact dedicated to Michael, an off-beat actress of the '30s and '40s who was McGregor's personal muse.)

McGreor acted in a few radio plays for director Arch Oboler, who was sort of a pre-TV version of Rod Serling, and had a small role (under the name David Bradford) as Claude Rains' son-in-law in Oboler's movie Strange Holiday, but within a few years he became disillusioned with what he perceived as a going-nowhere career.

Dion returned to New York, and there shifted into a new occupation as a song lyricist. In 1953 he began a collaboration with Bob Cobert, a composer who later scored the Dark Shadows TV series among other successful soundtracks. McGregor and Cobert worked for a few months doctoring "song-poems" submitted by amateur lyricists.

With their legitimate songs they experienced some tantalizing near-hits, but none ever quite broke through. McGregor was also collaborating with multitalented man named Carleton Carpenter, whose duet with Debbie Reynolds on the song "Aba Daba Honeymoon" had been a huge hit in 1951.

In 1955 Carpenter introduced McGregor to his high school friend Mike Barr, and soon the two were collaborating with each other exclusively. With his songs with Barr McGregor again started to see some minor success. They even recorded a single of their own, under the name Mac and Mike for the Glory label in 1958. By the early '60s the team was rising up the songwriting ladder in steady measures.

Finally, in 1965, came their big break, a cut by Barbra Streisand at the exact moment of her arrival as a superstar. Her recording of their song "Where Is The Wonder" was included on the album My Name Is Barbra, and was given a prominent spot immediately before "People" in her TV special of the same name. According to Dion, Barbra chose the song because of the cat in the lyrics. The joint launching of the album and special in the spring of 1965 helped cement Streisand's final ascent to the top echelon of American entertainment, and went on to win her a Grammy and two Emmies.

For songwriters, a recording by the likes of a Barbra Streisand should be the ticket to a rich and lasting career, but the way things turned out for McGregor and Barr, it was to be their pinnacle.

Nobody is quite sure what went wrong. Part of the problem was that McGregor, while a talented stylist of what he termed "jazz ballads," wasn't a driven man, preferring to sit around and watch or talk about old movies than to push his songwriting career. But most observers believe that his lack of success was ultimately the result of simple bad luck. Their career traipsing along with no momentum

In 1976 Barr moved to Los Angeles, and a year or so later McGregor followed.

In 1977 the remaining tenants of 961 1st Avenue (with de Rome the only principal of this story still resident) were evicted and the building shuttered. It remains unoccupied to the present day, in spite of being in the midst of a thriving district of Manhattan. In recent years the very address of 961 1st Avenue has been made extinct, its doorway covered over by a ground-floor restaurant. As if to isolate the ghosts of Dion McGregor's somniloquies by shutting them off from living society, there is no longer even an access to the residential floors of the building. But the sounds of the 1st Avenue street traffic still swoosh on, direct descendents of the same ambient noises that underscore the tapes on this album.

Out west, Barr and McGregor continued their partnership, their songs still producing nibbles but no bites.

In the early '80s, upon hearing the work of Stephen Sondheim, McGregor decided he would never achieve true greatness as a lyricist, and gave up the fight. Making his decision a bit easier was the fact that he had by then taken up with a man named Clement Brace, also a former New Yorker who had had a stab at an acting career. Brace was from a wealthy family, and he and McGregor enjoyed a comfortable lifestyle together.

McGregor's union with Brace also put an end to his dream-talking, "almost as if it were a sign that I could finally get on with my so-called normal life," he wrote in a letter. "I'd had it up to here with the whole goddamn experience when it finally stopped."

Barr and McGregor remained on friendly terms for a while longer, but McGregor's relationship with Brace gradually distanced the former collaborators from each other until they finally fell out. As Barr eloquently put it, "He and Clement were so Garbo and I was so Alice Faye."

Contrary to the gregarious spirit of his earlier years, McGregor grew increasingly reclusive as his time in L.A. began to wear. Looking for a less stressful life, the couple moved to Oregon in the late '80s, but in 1990 McGregor suffered what he called a "very serious heart failure," and he never fully recovered.

On December 29, 1994, in a Medford, Oregon hospital, Dion McGregor fell into a sleep less fitful and a whole lot quieter than the sleeps that produced one of the strangest episodes in tape-recorded history. He left behind a most distraught and unhappy Clement, who was never the same.


Currently listening :
Dion McGregor Dreams Again
By Dion McGregor
Release date: By 16 February, 1999

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Mog Hartley

That's some crazy shit!

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'OK, Now bend over and ram it up your assss!!

That's right'

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DION MCGREGOR - SLEEPING GENIUS PT1


Current mood: GENIUS
Category: GENIUS Music





Dion McGregor is most likely the greatest sleeptalker in recorded history.

Yes boss, in another age, the brilliance of his slumbered monologues would have seen him branded as a spiritual medium, sorcerer, possessed by the devil, or simply insane. But in this slightly more enlightened era, there is a fine line between insanity and genius. This makes sleeptalking as sparkling as Dion McGregor's simply worth celebrating.

So what's so special??

Well, Dion McGregor actually dreams out loud, verbalizing fully-realized miniature dramas of the subconscious. His clear articulation is underscored by the noises of the New York City street traffic below his open second-story window. The somniloquies of Dion McGregor are among the most unusual sounds you'll ever hear.

Dion McGregor was born in 1922 and began sleeptalking as a young boy. He was raised in New York City by his Lesbian mother and her lover, but it wasn't until his late 30s, that his talent began to take form.

As a young man, Dion got a small supporting part in a Claude Raines film. A diehard movie buff and struggling actor and song lyricist habitually without a home of his own,

McGregor was shuttling between the couches and guest beds of several apartments of a nondescript five-storey walkup at 961 First Avenue, on the east side of midtown Manhattan, when his various roommates began to notice the rare clarity and duration of his sleeptalking sessions.

It was Peter de Rome, a British writer and filmmaker (later a prominent director of gay erotic films), who in 1960 or thereabouts first tried to make something of the somniloquies. According to the introductory notes McGregor wrote to a 1964 book of transcriptions of his dreams, de Rome "tried taking the dreams down in longhand, but the words came faster than he could write. I had a good laugh about it and then forgot it." But when de Rome told Mike Barr, another resident of the building and a songwriting partner of McGregor's, about the sleeptalking, Barr immediately recognized that he had stumbled onto something special.

Barr, a budding composer whose hobby was tape-recording the audio portions of movie musicals off late-night TV, was eager to turn his microphone on McGregor's dreams. McGregor, on the other hand, was not quite so eager to have his dreams turned upon, but for the historical record -- as well as for a permanent address of his own -- he would endure.

All that he hoped to directly gain from having his dreams recorded were ideas for potential song lyrics. McGregor moved to the spare twin bed in Barr's living room, where his exceptional talent would be voluminously documented over the course of the next seven years.

Barr's fascination with tape-recording McGregor's dreams quickly grew to an obsession. The somniloquies would typically arrive just prior to McGregor's awakening, not every morning like clockwork but rather, as if to keep Barr on his toes, four or five days per week. To compensate for their inconstancy, he would sometimes emit more than one dream in a day, amounting to as many as seven separate somniloquies in a single session. By Barr's estimate, he eventually recorded over 500 of his roommate's somniloquies.

McGregor complained (lightheartedly, one assumes) in the book's introduction about "the miles of tape that have taken over the apartment." In reality, the 7" reels were stored neatly in their boxes, the boxes stacked in bookshelves along the walls of the living room -- but there were a lot of boxes. As the collection of tape reels grew, Barr began playing them for some of their friends in New York's theatrical whirl. They eventually reached the ears of producer and talent agent Jules Green, a co-creator of The Tonight Show and manager of Steve Allen, still a hot property at the time.

At that point, things quickly moved into high gear. Green was struck by the alien notion of a man who dreams out loud, and by the compounded strangeness of being able to eavesdrop on those dreams.

Green approached Milt Gabler, A&R director of Decca Records, to suggest that Decca release an audio verité album of the best of the somniloquy tapes. Gabler was a savvy industry insider with an ear for unique material. He had been the founder of Commodore Records, the world's first independent jazz label, and had produced groundbreaking records as disparate as Billie Holiday's "Strange Fruit" in 1939 and Bill Haley & The Comets' "Rock Around The Clock" in 1954.

Gabler was that rare record executive with the soul of an artist, who decided to release The Dream World Of Dion McGregor (He Talks In His Sleep) "because I was a nut!" Gabler had no expectation nor even reasonable hope that such a strange album might do any significant business. "I knew it wouldn't be a gigantic seller," he says today, "but I thought I should do it just to show that some people talk in their sleep. This guy told complete stories and that's what I wanted to prove." Gabler adds, as if the point weren't inherently clear, "I did it because it was different."

The album of ten dream-tapes was released in January of 1964. Green also played the tapes for Bernard Geis, a respected book publisher whose imprint was distributed by Random House. Unlike Gabler, Geis was looking for sales. "I thought it might catch on as a novelty," he remembers. "I thought it was quite an unusual book and took a flyer on it."

On May 27, 1964, Bernard Geis Associates published The Dream World Of Dion McGregor, a collection of transcriptions of 70 of McGregor's somniloquies. To render the gorgeous three-color (red, black and a near-golden yellow) cover illustration and the 30 black-and-white line drawings inside, Geis hired Edward Gorey, a high school classmate of his wife's who was just beginning his rise to fame as an illustrator of the whimsical and the macabre.

The album cover is nearly identical to that of the book, but their differing proportions dictated that each be drawn from scratch. The additional space on the album version allowed for the subtitle.

The album and the book both stiffed. Geis recalls, "I don't think we sold more than six, seven thousand copies," out of an initial press run of ten thousand. The remains were remaindered. Gabler (who really does speak in exclamation points) doesn't recall any numbers on the record, but it still stands out in his memory as "one of the biggest flops I ever put out!" He seemed more proud of the fact than distressed by it.

With McGregor's cooperation and Green's supervision, Barr had pulled off a most subversive stunt: he had taken a set of utterly anti-commercial tape recordings and had snookered two major publishing firms into releasing versions of them.


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Dion McGregor Dreams Again
By Dion McGregor
Release date: By 16 February, 1999

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ALBUM REVIEW :: CYLOB - BOUNDS GREEN


Current mood: DREAMY
Category: DREAMY Music



I don't know what the name Cylob means to you, but to me it means legend.

Why?

Well with the exception of the Aphex Twin, Cylob AKA Kinesthesia has been responsible for the most releases on the always quality and generally BIG ball breaking electronic label Rephlex.

Yes boss, for years, Cylob was a staple and the reliable backbone of this, a label that together with Warp and Skam, has defined a whole new genre or maybe several new genres of music.

So if the world was right, 2007 should see Cylob living in some kind of palace on the outskirts of Paris. His average day should consist of getting fatter, smoking cigars and ordering a succession of bottles of fine wine from his amply stocked cellar.

But sadly we all know, this world is far from right – or maybe it is, because rather than Cylob being in a position to forget music and concentrate on FAT and FAT alone, Cylob is now recording exclusively for his own Cylob Industries label, he has his own mutli-faceted empire, he's on a release frenzy and Bounds Green is the latest issue in his long line of work…

So, what exactly have we got here then?

Well Bounds Green is a collection of older tracks all made in the early to mid 1990s in, well yes, the Bounds Green area of London. Originally left for dead, these tracks were unearthed recently during a DAT bltiz and here they are now available for general release.

Soundwise, we're looking at one of the more mellow and relaxing Cylobian efforts and one that contrasts with his other recent release Rock The Trojan Fader quite significantly.

Yes boss, whereas Rock The Trojan Fader (to be reviewed here very soon) is - once it gets going, - a relentless and almost savage blast of home made shibbercore synthesis, Bounds Green veers from the ambient to the haunting, slow, dreamy and sometimes ghostfaced wanderings of an afternoon siesta.

That's right, as with Aphex's Selected Ambeint Works 2, Bounds Green is the kind of album I like to put on to drift off into bliss. It neatly fits into that netherworld of wake and sleep, where you know you should be awake, but you can't be, and the reverb and the gentle rhyhms suck you in and under..

In other words, I like it a lot and wholeheartedly recomend you go here to sample and then think completely seriously about buying it...


Currently listening :
Previously Unavailable on Compact Disc
By Cylob
Release date: By 13 April, 1998

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Charles Bukkake

ah yes, jolly good this

is a bit poignant for me cuz i lived in bounds green as a student and grew lots of skunk in me loft

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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'm sending the police round to your old place RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 19, 2007 - Sunday at 3:41 PM
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scuba steve

Have you checked/reviewed the newest D'Arcangelo album (Eksel) yet? I've had my own Super Skunk assaults over the years, hence the tricky memory situations. I definitely like it. Rephlex is just one of those few labels whose output rarely disappoints.

http://www.discogs.com/release/1015545

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No, I've not heard the most recent D'Archangelo, in fact I've not heard anything from for a good long while...

Rephlex is alomst alway bang on with it's releases. One of my favourites was the album by Ensemble called Sketch Proposals...

That's another undiscovered classic LP...)))

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday at 12:04 AM
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ALBUM REVIEW :: VARIOUS ARTISTS - 21ST CENTURY DUB


Current mood: RIGHTEOUS REGGAE
Category: RIGHTEOUS REGGAE Music


Picking friends on the basis of music taste is a very dubious way of going about things, but is myspace promoting that? To be quite frank, who gives a fuck what myspace is promoting, I'm sure we're all strong enough to look after ourselves, BLAH BLAH BLAH etc etc (introduction done)…

But if there's one type of music that's divided my friends down the years, it's been Dub Reggae. Yes boss, I've known more people who've had a distaste for Dub than anything else except maybe the Goth sound and style…

So are you one of those who doubts the importance, power and soul of quality of the original sound of Jamaica?

If you are and definitely if you're not, you need to be getting your juicy paws on a copy of 21st Century Dub, because this record is one hell of a compilation and a very fine introduction to everything that's good and diverse in the golden sound of the Caribbean..

Originally released in 1980, this compilation was the brainchild of Japanese percussionist Pecker. Often a collaborator with the Yellow Magic Orchestra, Pecker approached Bob Marley with the idea of doing a dub/reggae album, and Marley hooked Pecker up with some of the best musicians in Jamaica (including Sly & Robbie, Augustus Pablo, Rico Rodriguez, Mikey Chung, Carlton and Aston Barrett, and Earl "Wire" Lindo), culminating in this rather stunning showcase of sound.

Yes boss, there's everything on this LP. Beautiful smooth vocal OOHSS to watch clouds by, experimental soundz to rattle your gillet, more traditional dub and it all works..

Specifically, tracks like Beggar Suite Pts 1-3 are perhaps at the more regular and known end of Dub, but are very good with it. The vocals on Concrete Jungle are anything but conventional, and the sounds of International Orchitis and Pecker Power Part One make one wonder if the digital age wasn't in fact invented in Jamaica in the late 1970s.

Yes boss, we're not only talking high quality dub reggae, but diverse and beautiful dub reggae and if you'd told me this was made yesterday I'd believe you.

Oh, and one other last reason why this LP is completely grand, is because it's a supergroup that isn't crap. Yes, this is a collaboration of enormous talents that focuses on getting the best out of the music, rather than being a poorly conceived wankfest run by record companies who don't know the meaning of the word 'enough'…..

So, I have no idea how I can across this particular feast. I'm in the very fortunate position whereby people keep sending me links to all manner of free downloads and blogs that hold unbelievable wealth and I'm not very good at keeping records of what comes from where, so if the person who put me onto this one reads this can remind me of it's precise location or anyone else knows a good place to buy or download a re-issue of this, hook the link onto a comment down below…

Thanks))


Currently listening :
21st Century Dub
By Various Artists
Release date: By 20 April, 1999

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maryJane

...ive never really been an active listener of dub. or any reggae, for the most part.
but i absolutely loveee the history and evolution of the music. and that, if nothing else, makes me appreciate the riddems.

Posted by maryJane on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 4:01 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Well, if you were to allow just one Dub LP into your collection, I'd recomend this be the one...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 4:05 PM
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Time Traveler

Marleys the man. One love and peace! Puff puff pass...

Posted by Time Traveler on August 19, 2007 - Sunday at 5:30 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR CD


Current mood: FACTUAL
Category: FACTUAL Music



25 years ago the word's first compact disc was produced at a Philips factory in Germany, sparking a global music revolution.

Since then more than 200 billion CDs have been sold worldwide and despite the cult of downloading, the Cd remains the dominant format....

The CD was jointly developed by Philips and Sony.

Work on the format commenced in 1979 and targetted a disc which could hold an hour of audio. The capacity was extended to 74 minutes to accommodate a complete performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony.

The first CDs went on sale in November 1982

The first CD produced was The Visitors by Abba.

The early Cds were however mainly classical recordings.Classical music lovers were believed to be more affluent than pop and rock music fans, and Philips thought they would be more inclined to pay the price.

The first CD players cost 2,000 Dutch guilders, about £1,000 at today's rate, taking into account inflation.

"When Chilean pianist Claudio Arrau recorded one of the first CDs for Polygram we discovered that he was grunting and panting while playing. Before on vinyl you didn't hear that but on CD it was crystal clear," said Frank van den Berg, a former member of the Polygram CD development task force.

In the last 10 years CD sales have been dropping worldwide while digital download sales are rising rapidly.

According to the International Federation of the Phonographic Industry (IFPI), digital sales will account for a quarter of all worldwide music sales by 2010.

CD sales in the UK have dropped 10% in the first half of this year, while download purachses have increased by 50%

There are no accurate statistics on illegal downloads....


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21st Century Dub
By Various Artists
Release date: By 20 April, 1999

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Edi

Is it really happy? Once thought to last forever, now making it to its 25th but its days may be numbered too (the end of my yesterday's blog entry).

Posted by Edi on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 3:35 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I think that these days, if a piece of technology lasts more than 20 years it's doing pretty well...

In terms of predictions: I reckon the Cd will make it to it's early 30's and then like Christ it will die (but probably not on any kind of cross...)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 4:59 PM
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Mog Hartley

When Cd's became available I swore I wouldn't buy them as I liked the big Cover you get with Vinyl. However eventually I bought Cd's. I've never bought a download and I don't think I ever will as I do like to have my purchased music in some sort of package and you can usually buy the CD cheaper than it costs to download it. I feel Downloads somehow make music feel a bit disposable. Although I do download shitloads of free or Illegal stuff.

Posted by Mog Hartley on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 5:35 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I've never bought a download and I doubt I ever will. Musicians tend to perform better when they're starving so I figure it's better to let them starve...))

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 5:50 PM
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MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES


Current mood: BUSINESSLIKE
Category: BUSINESSLIKE Life



My thorough readers will know I'm a man of many shades and many more personalities than is strictly healthy.

It's wierd and I'm wierd, but why be one man when you can be 4, and who the hell wants to be normal anyways??

So here we go with a blast of a Giovanni alter ego's real life day - a day that makes me wonder if it might not be more simple if I became Giovanni and Giovanni alone....


August 16th 2007

'Everything was edgy for my 11 O'clock. There were a lot of people who didn't want to be there. One was ranting about how they WANTED HIM TO BEG!! Another was 7 foot high. And another starred into the walls.

Me?

I wanted to get moving. I had a 3.30 in Clerkenwell. It was an appointment to see about selling off 1 million images of celebrities.

This isn't a joke...

I have a new one day a week job. This job is to liquidate the excess of a picture agencies prints. There are 1 million prints that the digi-age has made redundent and I now have the task of selling them. I have to create a market. I have to create a market for 1 million unwanted celebrity pap shots...

But before I got to my 3.30, I ran into a £89.95



A host of vaguely good drawings.



Made by another man who makes his living from farting into jars..



I like him, but he doean't shake me enough to shell out the £89.95 I don't yet have


So, inside Big and I'm in the King Office. There's a Lion skin on the floor, a throne at the desk. An empire is run from here...

We discuss the deal. It's like
Wileys. It's 50/50. I sell the spare prints and we split the proceeds 50/50...

We go downstairs and see the shots.

A team of work experience kids, who know no better, are separarting the pics into 3 piles: To keep, To Australia for the ego museum, and to sell...

We open a draw marked U

The first pics are of a familiar face. It's Bobo Vox with a can of Fosters and a fag. He's sitting on the bonnet of a car. It's 1993...

BOOBOO VOX?!? WITH A FOSTERS AND A FAG???!!!

Yes, but in 1993, before he found God and Gandhi and Global African Warming..

I accpet the deal. I have an undetermined period of time to sell 1 million images of celebrities. The deal is 50/50..

Any takers???



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Playtime Is Over
By Wiley
Release date: By 18 September, 2007

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Renate Müller II

...So have these redundant photos previously been published or not??? Are there any dead celebs amongst the names???

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 12:43 AM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Yes, many have been published, but many haven't...

I've got dead celebs, live celebs, clean celebs, smelly celebs, warm celebs, cold celebs, big celebs, small celebs, tall celebs...

You name it, I've got it in celebs...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 12:52 AM
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Renate Müller II

WWBDD?? What would Bill Drummond do? I say burn them...

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 12:56 AM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I think Bill Drummond would be very curious to look through 15 years of paparazzi land, but even if he isn't - I'm fascinated..)

If it makes me no money it'll be a 2 or 3 day holiday spying on a massive collection of photos, and i like the sound of that.

I've done much worse for money...(:+)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:06 AM
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Renate Müller II

I could provide a good home for any shots of Russell Brand, if you come across any.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:13 AM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

There's hundreds of Brand. I'll report back with details once I've seen everything...

Talking of everything, I know some have just come in of him naked in 2001 - those aren't in my remit to sell (you'd be looking at svereal thousand for an original at this point in time) but i do know 'it' ain't nothing to write home about...(

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:20 AM
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Renate Müller II

I thought there'd be loads of him. And I've seen 'it' before. Are the 2001 pics from his naked arrest on May Day???

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:26 AM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

Yes they are....

They've bene published before???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:28 AM
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Renate Müller II

Yes, in various tabloids. Perhaps these are different though?

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:33 AM
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Renate Müller II

They could be different in many ways!!! From a different angle maybe - he was cavorting naked on top of Eros while riot police manhandled him...so the photo opportunities were definitely there...

Oops, this is turning into a Russell Brand Blog - sorry!!!!! ))

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:41 AM
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If they are, how different can they be??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 1:35 AM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

i find it literally impossible to maintain a singular personality. I have at least 3 going on at this very moment, sometimes more...depends on the shoes and haircolor.

1 million images...good luck. just set aside any deborah harry leftovers

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 6:13 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

I'm sure there's plenty of Ms D Harry, but these will only date from 1993-2007...

I'll look some out. Which personality shall I hand them to???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 6:16 PM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

hmmm...can't make up my mind. i like them all. ok maybe not the HR girl. definitely not the HR girl.
the journalist?
the singer?
the libarian?
the go go dancer (aka gingersnap)
the drunk woman/courtney love type who falls and hits her head in restrooms?

just give them to my cat.

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 6:20 PM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

woof

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 6:25 PM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

hiss scratch meow.

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 6:38 PM
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE PAUL GIOVANI MUSIC BLOG - A HIVE OF WIT, WISDOM AND INTELLECTUAL DEBATE....

NOW DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE....)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 6:44 PM
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Charles Bukkake

sign them, stick em on ebay

if some cunt wants a picture of mick hucknel brushing his teeth then he deserves no better

Posted by Charles Bukkake on August 18, 2007 - Saturday at 10:51 AM
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: THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI :

You say you want a picture of Mick Hucknel brushing his teeth??

I'll see what I can do...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 18, 2007 - Saturday at 7:05 PM
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RE-REPOST - CLASSIC EP REVIEW :: T POWER - POLICE STATE


Current mood: BLISSED
Category: BLISSED Music



Because of the haphazard ways and means of dance record distribution in the late 80s and early 90s, and the stupid ignorance of both the record business and music press to dance music in general, it's my bet there's a good mine of high quality hardcore, drum 'n bass and house eps beneath the surface of this wonderful planet all waiting to be rediscovered.

This release from T.Power probably isn't quite in that category: Indeed, the Police State EP must have had at least an hour or two in the sun upon release, but I don't hear a hell of a lot of mention of it anywhere now, so here we go with a quick and clear salute.


To put it bluntly, the Police State EP is a quite outstanding piece of work.

We're talking 4 neatly linked tracks of very fine dub soul music. These tracks have a rhythm and a flow that's so smooth and accomplished it sounds organic, pure and blessed.

So, what's the secret?

Well, this record pulses and rocks like all good techno and drum 'n bass does, but it steadfastly refuses to jump through the generic hoops so much dance music does.

Yes boss, like the LTJ Bukem and early Goldie stuff, Police State is a soulful, deep and complete record that doesn't rely simply on being 'banging' to work. There's no rockstar dancefloor moments. There's no killer vocal sample or buildups that will break your head because the writer of the tune has read every book on how to break it down and build it up.

In short, this is no lowest common denominator dance floor cheat - it's just completely fucking clever and very, very neat.

So, if I were you I'd get yourself a copy of this golden one off ebay sharpish, before they become proper scarce and pricey.

Originally released on S.O.U.R in 1995 Police State comes on CD single and on 2 bits of vinyl, including a limited edition release of red and blue...



Currently listening :
Timeless
By Goldie
Release date: By 17 October, 1995

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mark

i'm one of the only people i know who has the ep

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You're a shrewder investor...)

You got it on cd or on the lovely coloured vinyl...?

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IGGY POP


Current mood: POPPY
Category: POPPY Music



I read a wonderful piece in the NME yesterday. It was a brief interview with Iggy Pop. The main aim of it was to garner his opinions on how to go about a career in Rock N Roll..

The main staple to success in Pops view is to avoid a normal job at all costs.

This I completely concur with.

Once you're dealing with full time work, it's close to impossible to put enough energy into any kind of other career particularly one as demanding as music. You can certainly stay in the game, but when it comes down to the final breakdown, those with the time and energy from doing what they like with their days will always have an edge..

Of course it's very difficult to survive without the security and money of a job, but I've found it can be done for years on end if you have the determination and ingenuity to do it.

Yes boss, money is a strange and complicated beast, but I maintain the best way to treat it is like it's a hard, selfish and mean spirited shit. If you start pandering to the whims of cash and allow it to dictate terms, problems are gonna arise and before you know what's what, payola will win the battle for your heart and mind...

Other advices from Mr Pop were to never think you've made it no matter how well you appear to be doing, and to be aware that everyone in the music business BAR NONE, is posessed with 'murderous ambition'

As normal, Mr Pop is great value for money and the whole thing is definately worth reading in full.

So for once, I would sincerely recommend buying, or at least reading the NME..


Currently listening :
Blah Blah Blah
By Iggy Pop
Release date: By 21 March, 2006

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mark

Is it a long article or could i sneak read it in the corner shop?

Posted by mark on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:01 PM
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This will depend on the tolerance of your newsagent...

I got told off for reading the paper in Sainsburys the other day...

The world has gone mad....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:14 PM
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QUALITY AFRICAN MUSIC


Current mood: FEMI
Category: FEMI Music



Right, I think I'm getting there on the shoes question, so it's now time to return to the more important plot of muuuusic.

And what better return to make than to draw attention to this completely wonderful blog called Awesome Tapes From Africa...

Aptly named, Awesome Tapes From Africa sets about re-recording, promoting and making available a whole host of scarce Afircan recordings for all to download, learn and enjoy for absolutely nowt...

Such is the dedication here, that many of the tracks available and explained here have been re-sampled from cassette tapes and are the kind of golden jems you'd have to be proper tuned in to know about without this kind of a resource being put together out of a pure and beautiful love of the music...

Yes boss, for my badly dwindling money, this is the kind of thing the music internet was made for...


And whilst we're on the subject of Africa, how come that whole LIVE8 thing completely missed out on promoting African music??

I mean that day you got a rich bunch of mostly past it twats parading themselves and thinking they were cool in Hyde Park because they swore LIVE on TV!!!! But there was no African artists on the bill (excepting the one who went on to kidnap an African child and therefore claim nationality) and then there was that big old dunce of wealthy blood sucking cunts immediately circling the stage?!?

What was all that about??

Nevermind Annie Frigging Lennox or The Killers, Femi Kuti would have blown that thing to shit every which way...

Anyway...

Check the link. It's the best free educational resource since the advent of Libraries...


Currently listening :
The Immaculate Collection
By Madonna
Release date: By 08 December, 1990

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Mog Hartley

This is your best find yet sir.

Posted by Mog Hartley on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 4:12 PM
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It's double gold and no slavery involved...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:16 PM
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Rob

laffs!

the minute i saw the title of post i thought to myself, Hey, i wonder if he knows about Awesome Tapes

i guess youre on it! laffs!!

Posted by Rob on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 4:43 PM
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CROCODILE SHOES?? PT2


Current mood: CURIOUS
Category: CURIOUS Fashion, Style, Shopping



??

OK...

Regular readers will know I sometimes deviate off the point of music and the arts and saunter into stranger and less sensible territory in the search for truth and answers...

And right now, I'm now going to do just that...

You see, one undervalued and important part of my job as Paul Giovanni 3rd AKA Futureproof Pious, is to better understand women, so as to increase domestic bliss, help world peace, to further the chances of good records being made, save the children etc etc.

To be honest it's been a long and winding road, but one by one I feel sure I've worked out all female idiosyncracies except a small number that still perplex me...

With specific regards to dress, I almost have the full set, but despite my best efforts, there's one particular aspect of female couture I don't understand at all...

This is:

Exactly what constitutes a pair of 'Fuck Me Shoes' ???

Now, I reckon I could recognise a 'Fuck Me' top or a 'Fuck Me' dress, and even a pair of 'Fuck Me' trousers, but I've no idea what constitutes a pair of Fuck Me shoes???

So if any of my female or for that matter male readers could provide some tips on how to spot these (diagrams and/or photos appreciated) I'd be very grateful indeed...

Thanks in advance...
pg)



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By Kate Bush
Release date: By 02 November, 1993

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DANX GROD!

I am guessing no.

A woman uses the shoes to let a potential partener know she is horny.

But men are always horny, so there is no need for a fuck-me shoe.

Men are just "fuck me".

Cheers!

Posted by DANX GROD! on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 12:16 AM
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Good points..

My problem is that I always assume women are horny and I never look at their shoes...

Though from now on I will pay more attention..)

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 12:31 AM
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Renate Müller II

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DANX GROD!

I stand corrected!

Posted by DANX GROD! on August 17, 2007 - Friday at 12:17 AM
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mark

I'm afraid

Posted by mark on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 8:59 PM
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Yes, you look very worried..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:06 PM
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mark

i know zebras often do

Posted by mark on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:08 PM
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Have you tried Cocaine? I hear that's good for building confidence...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:14 PM
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Are you telling me you want to fuck this guy????

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:10 AM
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Renate Müller II

Certainly not!!!! I presumed by male equivalent you meant homosexual...

(That photo will be reserved for future use by the OA of PG).

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:14 AM
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Renate Müller II

Certainly not!!!! I presumed you meant male equivalent as in homosexual...

(That picture will be reserved for future use by your OA).

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Renate Müller II

Fuck, double post. Soz.

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Going back to a point you made earlier. If there is no standard how can the pink crocs not be 'Fuck Me' shoes??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:21 AM
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Renate Müller II

Fucking hell, what is this????

....I must have neglected to use the disclaimer "in my opinion" - there is no standard, it's all very subjective. As has already been mentioned, fuck-me shoes need to make the wearer feel sexy. Those pink crocs would not make anyone feel sexy - unless they had a fetish...and that's a whole different blog topic.

In my opinion.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:27 AM
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But why could they not make anyone feel sexy? Sex is about comfort, time and place and as I illustrated these shoes could lead to sex without any kind of kinkiness...

Fetishes confuse the hell out of me anyway. I just don't get that shit at all....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:33 AM
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Renate Müller II

testing my blog reply thingy...

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 2:14 AM
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Renate Müller II

.....

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 2:10 AM
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Renate Müller II

You're right. So why focus on the shoes at all?? Have you ever had sex with anyone just because they wore a certain kind of shoe?? I doubt it.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:40 AM
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michelle

come fuck me heels... you know- like stripper shoes. anything with a lucite platform & patent leather. those scream "COME FUCK ME!!!" there are also come fuck me boots, but they aren't as popular as the come fuck me heels. i huess you could go classy with the come fuck me's... maybe a stilletto or something.

basically PG, it boils down to this- any shoe that make you want to fuck a- wait a minute, i forgot, you don't fuck anymore.

NEVERMIND.

Posted by michelle on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:55 AM
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Well maybe i just don't read the signs, which is partly why I was interested.

But having learnt all I have tonight, I still don't find shoes have anything to do with sex and strippers are about as far away from sexually attraction as pigeons...

I mean if you find a stripper sexually atractive you've got NO FUCKING IMAGINATION!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 2:03 AM
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Renate Müller II

But you DO like pigeons...in that way...

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 2:29 AM
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Don't forget that confidentiality agreement you signed!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 9:33 AM
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stephen

jeez, p.g. you seem to have hit your straps on this issue... tho i did wake up just now to stumble upon your blog (something i devotedly do every morn) and half-asleep did i think i had clicked a wayward foot-fetish hyperlink. my gosh! anyhoo, if ever you make it here to the land of the foolish, you will know you are in for a wicked rendezvous if your bump-uglies partner shows up in FMBs... 'fuck me boots'... so feel free to add this to your files on customs from around the world.

Posted by stephen on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 2:37 AM
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CROCODILE SHOES??


Current mood: CURIOUS
Category: CURIOUS Fashion, Style, Shopping







??

OK...

Regular readers will know I sometimes deviate off the point of music and the arts and saunter into stranger and less sensible territory in the search for truth and answers...

And right now, I'm now going to do just that...

You see, one undervalued and important part of my job as Paul Giovanni 3rd AKA Futureproof Pious, is to better understand women, so as to increase domestic bliss, help world peace, to further the chances of good records being made, save the children etc etc.

To be honest it's been a long and winding road, but one by one I feel sure I've worked out all female idiosyncracies except a small number that still perplex me...

With specific regards to dress, I almost have the full set, but despite my best efforts, there's one particular aspect of female couture I don't understand at all...

This is:

Exactly what constitutes a pair of 'Fuck Me Shoes' ???

Now, I reckon I could recognise a 'Fuck Me' top or a 'Fuck Me' dress, and even a pair of 'Fuck Me' trousers, but I've no idea what constitutes a pair of Fuck Me shoes???

So if any of my female or for that matter male readers could provide some tips on how to spot these (diagrams and/or photos appreciated) I'd be very grateful indeed...

Thanks in advance...
pg)



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Renate Müller II

Well that glittery shit's all wrong for a start off.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 9:59 PM
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So neither of these pairs are???

I was figuring they were....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:01 PM
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Renate Müller II

Not in my opinion, no - depends very much on the personality of the woman. One woman's fuck-me shoe is another woman's Japanese-tourist comfy pump.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:08 PM
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So it completely depends on the personality of the woman and there's no set standard??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:09 PM
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Renate Müller II

Rule 1: There is NO set standard when it comes to shoes.

I am intrigued now...is Mrs G's birthday coming up?? Best stick to vouchers!

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:11 PM
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Renate Müller II

http://www.schuhstore.co.uk:80/more_images.asp?i_code=1106667020&name=MISS%20SIXTY%20PETRA%20CHAIN%20COURT

Possibly??

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:35 PM
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THESE???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:41 PM
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Renate Müller II

Yeah...I quite like them. You haven't posted the most flattering pic though! Did you look at the other views??

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:45 PM
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From a distance..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:40 PM
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Renate Müller II

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You know NOTHING,

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:57 PM
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I reckon this lack of set standards is the cause of a lot of problems between me and women.

Men love statistics and strict standards and women don't really believe in them in the same way...

Frankly I think it's something you ladies should work on taking an interest in. I recommend something like following a football team as being the perfect introduction to the importance of statistics..

Oh, and no, I'm not thinking of buying a pair for Mrs G, I was watching Pretty Woman last night (for the first time) and the question leapt into my head...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:34 PM
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Renate Müller II

Hooker shoes????? Well that's a whole different thing. I've put a link above.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:36 PM
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What about these???

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:44 PM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

I have red shoes like this (my favorite red shoes). davey has asked me specifically to puncture his thigh with them. this is my vote.

Here they are:
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for some reason I have a picture of maryJane's legs in these shoes:
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maryJane

well. honestly, i just wanted to make it around the block without eating sidewalk ;)

Posted by maryJane on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:26 AM
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So: Mary Jane, what were your intentions the night you wore these shoes???

Puncture his thigh??? You Americans...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:18 PM
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Renate Müller II

Nice colour! A bit plain though...what about some straps, buckles, bits you can play with??

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:47 PM
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Straps? Buckles??

We're talking about rough and racey intercourse here not amateur tailoring....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:26 PM
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maryJane

right. definitely no glitteroid shoes.

the closest ive got are "comefuckme" boots...which are knee-high, tight, black leather boots with an outrageous heel.

Posted by maryJane on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:15 PM
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OK. So maybe this is why Pretty Woman sparked the question in my head. Roberts goes for just those sort of shoes in order to facilitate her original line of work...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:35 PM
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maryJane

maybe stripper pumps...need 4in heel, at least.

i feel like you used false advertising to get me to read this one...i saw "crocodile shoes" and was all excited to see the fall line for jimmy choo or something ;)

Posted by maryJane on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:17 PM
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I was hoping I wouldn't get any complaints from people who were hoping to see a feature on the UK pop icon Jimmy Nail...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:39 PM
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Zoom Visuals TM

Well if these are so called "fuck me" shoes then how the fuck do I get fucked when all I wear are doc martens, crocs & skate trainers?? hahaha - I must be a genius!!

Posted by Zoom Visuals TM on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:30 PM
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Well if it's an individual thing without a set standard, a particularly racy pair of your skate pumps might do the job...?

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 10:40 PM
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cjface

Posted by cjface on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:12 PM
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OK...

Well this is a different angle altogether

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:38 PM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

wow and you just mention shoes and you get all us girls in on the conversation. clever. i'm embarrassed to admit how much i love shoes. but not those bedazzled blue things up there. classic stilettos without too much going on...they make me feel sexy.

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:37 PM
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Tomorrow I'm gonna make up some theory about handbags...

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:39 PM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

dont get me started on handbags...

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:40 PM
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maryJane

oh snap. handbags are my second love. im fully prepared to take out a ridiculous loan, usually reserved to buy cars and the like, so i can buy myself an hermes kelly bag, cherry-red croc skin....

materialistic love.

Posted by maryJane on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:24 AM
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You're both fucking wierdos....

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:32 AM
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I reckon I'll find a music video with a handbag in and then ask everyone to discuss the importance of accesorising in music videos..

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday at 11:45 PM
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DANX GROD!

How about these... (but don't forget that a lot of times, it has to do with the rest of the outfit too, not just the shoes).








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Oh jesus, I was just thinking that all the men had suddenly gone very quiet and now this...

3 full annotated options....WOW!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:20 AM
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Renate Müller II

Those pink ones are very nice...although I would never wear them - not outdoors anyway.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:20 AM
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I've concluded that we're mostly talking about stilettos, but what about those flat pink ones of a few posts back??

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:22 AM
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Renate Müller II

Those plastic 'Croc' shoes?? They're okay - but they're not fuck-me shoes. They are 'lets-go-for-a-walk-on-a-pebble-beach-and-collect-driftwood' shoes. An attractive alternative to fucking in my opinion.

Posted by Renate Müller II on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:27 AM
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But I reckon you could go have a walk on a pebble beach and then have a rampant fuck in the surf without even worrying about what was going on with the shoes!!!

Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF MUSIC BLOG BY PIOUS GIOVANNI : on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:34 AM
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DANX GROD!

Sure, any shoe will do for fucking.

The point here is which shoe invokes the thought of sex.

What makes it a "fuck-me" shoe.

Most times it seems that the "fuck me shoes" will lift up the female ass, so that the visual of the uplifted ass brings on thoughts of sex.

Think about it. If you are standing and doing a girl from behind, she will lift her heels and go on tip toes. As though she was wearing high heels.

That's the way I see it anyway...

Cheers!

Posted by DANX GROD! on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 12:59 AM
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Paloma, First Lady of Infinity

i was kind of thinking this, but it just seemed like a "guy" and unladylike thing to say...

Posted by Paloma, First Lady of Infinity on August 16, 2007 - Thursday at 1:44 AM
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OK

I'm getting this now. Is